1983 Small Island, Starting From a Large Farmer

 Chapter 311 Zhou Zhou Ceremony

 At about ten o'clock in the morning.

 The family has been slowly getting relatives. When Chen Huiying distributed red turtles and rice noodles to everyone, she had already said that there would be no banquet on this day.

 But relatives and neighbors, even Chen Wenchao and Liu Xiaolan, came.

Everyone held a small red envelope in their hands, and when they met, they stuffed it into little Tutu's clothes, and also said "good obedient words" to bless the children.

"Not so polite."

Zhou Xiaoying has been politely declining, but she really couldn’t resist these relatives and neighbors, so she had to accept all the red envelopes.

Since Lady Mazu didn’t give her the Holy Grail, Li Duoyu didn’t make any special arrangements. He just prepared some ordinary home-cooked food for people on the beach and treated everyone to a lunch.

Garlic lobster, steamed blue crab and swimming crab, croaker, clam soup, as well as a large iron pot of oysters, conch, oil noodles, pickled cabbage and pork ribs soup and the like.

 In fact, the banquets at the seaside are very simple, and most of them are steamed.

 After all, seafood doesn’t really need any seasoning. The most it can do is dip it in garlic sauce.

In addition to these, there are also cold kelp shreds and jellyfish. Of course, when there are many people, melon seeds and peanuts are indispensable.

 The only regret is.

The color TV set at Li Duoyu's house "broke", and Old Hu next door complained: "Duoyu, when will your color TV set be repaired? It was so hard to watch the "Huo Yuanjia" part way through."

Li Duoyu gave a random reason:

“I’ve already checked with the master and he said that the picture tube is broken. It’s more troublesome to import it and I can’t find the accessories.”

 In fact, it was Li Duoyu who used his hands and feet to cut off one of the power cords.

“Well, when buying TVs in the future, it is better to buy local ones. At least if they break, they can be sent back to the factory for repair. These imported ones are not reliable. Once they break, they don’t even have spare parts.”

 As Li Duoyu brought out plates of seafood with various shapes, his uncle Li Niantian gave him a thumbs up.

“Dishes made with a lot of fish are the most delicious. They are very particular. Look at this lobster, how beautifully presented it is.”

Li Duoyu's mouth twitched. As a professional habit, he always felt a little sorry for the ingredients if he didn't arrange the dishes.

“From now on, when we hold banquets in the village, we might as well not call him Fat Shan, but call him Duo Yu to cook.”

“I also think that Fat Shan’s cooking is not delicious. Everything is stewed in a big pot, which is a waste of ingredients.”

Everyone was quite satisfied with the seafood dinner at this table, but the cousin Li Shuguang did not dare to eat a single dish, and only dared to drink pickled vegetables and pork ribs soup.

 As of today, he has had diarrhea for almost a week, and his whole body feels like it is almost gone.

 What everyone didn’t expect was that when everyone had finished eating, they were preparing to hold a Zhou Zhou ceremony for little Tutu.

A big girl carrying a large military green bag and tied with twin ponytails ran back in a hurry.

 The moment I saw her.

Chen Huiying and Lao Li were stunned on the spot for several seconds.

Li Duoyu also looked confused.

 “Didn’t you say you won’t come back until the Lantern Festival?”

Li Xiaorong grinned and said: "Someone changed shifts with me, so I came back early."

Chen Huiying said slightly angrily: "If you come back early, why don't you send a telegram in advance so that I can ask your brother to pick you up. The train station is such a dangerous place, what should I do if you are abducted?"

 “Aniang, I am already twenty-two years old, and I am no longer a child.”

Li Xiaorong hummed: "Besides, if anyone dares to abduct me, I will give him acupuncture every night from now on."

Hearing this, the relatives and neighbors who were watching couldn't help but laugh out loud. Only the little chubby Li Haoran was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat.

 He doesn’t believe others, but if it’s my sister-in-law, it’s really possible.

 In the middle of the courtyard, there is an Eight Immortals table covered with red cloth, with various knickknacks placed on it.

 There are books, seals, pen and ink, abacus, coins, chicken legs, pork, straw, swords, gourds and boats.

There is a local custom on Dandan Island, that is, the Zhou Chou Ceremony must be completed before twelve o'clock in the morning.

 Once it’s past twelve o’clock, it doesn’t count.

Seeing these things on the Eight Immortals' table, a relative asked, "Why didn't you put rulers and scissors on them?"

Another relative said disgustedly: "Of course you don't understand if you don't have a boy in your family. There is a difference between boys and girls. The rulers and scissors are for girls." "Wherever, ruler also means Luban ruler. Zhizi may be engaged in construction in the future.”

Li Duoyu glanced at the things that caught Zhou. Having lived in two lifetimes, he felt that it was a bit inadequate, so he went back to the room and took a small calculator and placed it on the Eight Immortals table.

Aniang glared and said: "Duoyu, these things are all set, don't add things randomly."

Li Duoyu said: "Auntie, you don't understand this. I call it advancing with the times. When I went to the island country, I found that the electronics industry was very developed.

 As long as Xiao Tutu touches a calculator, he may be engaged in finance or the electronics industry in the future. "

Chen Huiying couldn't understand what Li Duoyu said about the financial and electronic industries, and she didn't know what to say about him.

Unexpectedly, Li Xiaorong also took out a stethoscope he carried with him from his backpack and placed it on the Eight Immortals table.

“My brother has already been added, so add me.”

Chen Huiying said angrily: "This is very formal, okay? Why are everyone acting so randomly?"

The uncle also said: "Huiying, there is no need to abide by the rules. The two of them have seen the world."

"well."

 Chen Huiying sighed.

 Then he placed little Tutu on the Eight Immortals table. Seeing so many toys at once, little Tutu’s eyes widened.

What everyone didn't expect was that he didn't intend to take them one by one. Instead, he crawled over, opened his big hands, gathered all the toys together, and planned to take them all away.

"Hahaha."

 Everyone couldn't help but laugh.

"This is the first time I've seen him. He wants everything. This kid is 100% promising in the future."

 Chen Huiying frowned and said:

 “This doesn’t work, you have to start over.”

The aunt on the side said: "Huiying, you can only catch Zhou once, you can't do it again."

Li Xiaorong sighed: "I thought you would want my aunt's stethoscope, but I didn't expect you to be so greedy."

 The Zhou Catch Ceremony was over and relatives and neighbors dispersed, but Li Shuguang was waiting for Li Xiaorong with his belly in his arms.

These days, he has diarrhea every day, which makes him lose weight. Originally, he used bamboo chips to use the toilet at home, but then he went to the toilet so much that his **** almost started to bleed.

This was replaced by toilet paper.

“Xiao Rong, you are a doctor from a big hospital. Please help me find out what’s wrong with my stomach.”

Li Xiaorong picked up the stethoscope that was placed on the table just now, patted Li Shuguang's belly, and checked it carefully again.

 Then he made a judgment: "It must be gastroenteritis. Did you eat something bad before you got the stomachache?"

Li Shuguang nodded and said: "I ate blue crabs overnight and felt they didn't taste very good, so I didn't really care."

“I didn’t ask Zhang Defa to look at it for you. If he looks at this disease, there will definitely be no problem. Why does it take so long?”

Li Shuguang said with a dark face:

“That kid ran away. He’s a lot older and he still wants to take the college entrance examination.”

Li Xiaorong was stunned for a moment.

 Zhang Defa was really annoying, and he often wrote to her to ask for some medical knowledge.

 Later, Li Xiaorong was really annoyed by him and couldn't bear it, so she told him directly.

If you really want to study medicine, the best way is to go to a good university, read English well, and at least be able to read foreign magazines. It would be best if you can work in a big hospital.

 Li Xiaorong blinked.

 It couldn't be possible. I encouraged him to run away.

 (End of this chapter)