20 years of living in a nursing home, 40 years of detours are avoided
#11 - Bringing an old man to burn incense, the hospital is almost full
Not running?
Only a fool wouldn't run!
Hearing the roaring shout of a shrew behind him.
Old He sped up, as if greased on the soles of his feet!
The old men and women who had come to watch the spectacle at the entrance also somehow produced a large bag of melon seeds.
Each person took a handful and shared them.
"Tsk, it's been so long since I've seen Old He's granddaughter; her temper is as fiery as ever."
"It's Old He's own fault; he clearly has all sorts of underlying health issues, yet his mouth is still so greedy."
"That girl doesn't know that her grandfather traded her for watermelon yet; if she did, who knows what Old He's fate would be."
"… …"
A young, fair hand suddenly appeared and reached into the bag of melon seeds.
The old men and women took a closer look.
They saw Jiang Yuan, who had just been loudly accusing the young girl of being a thief, had somehow, with the help of a caregiver, wheeled himself over to them.
Jiang Yuan cracked open a melon seed, perfectly blending into the ranks of the old men in wheelchairs.
He eagerly asked, "What's the situation with Old He?"
"Isn't he a grandfather? Where in this day and age is there a grandfather who's afraid of his granddaughter?"
Isn't this!
A complete reversal of the natural order?!
Although Jiang Yuan had only been here for two or three days.
The old men and women were already accustomed to his behavior.
They completely treated him like an old man who just happened to look younger.
An old woman, known as the nursing home's "know-it-all," said to Jiang Yuan with a smile.
"Little Jiang, you haven't been here long, so you don't know."
"This Grandpa He is different from us; he's an old man that many nursing homes in Jiangcheng have returned."
Jiang Yuan cracked open a melon seed and widened his eyes in surprise.
"Although I've heard him say it, why is that?"
"After all, nursing homes are also businesses, right?"
"Grandpa He's family sent him to the nursing home, and it's not like they're not paying… …"
Hearing Jiang Yuan say this.
The old woman quickly shook her head and said, "Hey! Young man, you can't say that!"
"Some money, the nursing home would rather not earn than to cause this kind of trouble!"
Saying that.
The old woman pointed in the direction Old He had fled and said, "Do you know why he's been returned by so many nursing homes?"
Jiang Yuan very cooperatively offered the setup; "I don't know."
Old woman: "Using his granddaughter's contact information to trade for food, Old He hasn't just done this once!"
"The point is!"
"He also has a twisted logic, called collective impunity!"
"Every time he wants to stir up trouble, he incites everyone in the entire nursing home to join him."
Jiang Yuan exclaimed: "Wow!"
No wonder… …
When this old man wanted to eat his fruit platter, he made quite a commotion.
At that time.
He was still thinking, wouldn't it be too much of a fuss for some watermelon?
However… …
Jiang Yuan stroked his chin.
It might just be that only he thought the commotion was too big, and such a commotion was very likely commonplace for Old He.
The more the old woman said this.
The more curious Jiang Yuan became about his old roommate: "What kind of things has he stirred up?"
While asking these things.
Jiang Yuan didn't forget to throw the used melon seed shells into the empty bag on the old man's wheelchair next to him.
The old man blankly looked at Jiang Yuan.
Young man!
Look carefully!
My plastic bag is very clean!
How does it look like a garbage bag!
Live broadcast comments:
[Hahaha! How can a young person and the old men and women in the nursing home have such a harmonious aura!]
[The way he cracks melon seeds is much more skilled than the old men next to him.]
[He just met the old woman and they're chatting so smoothly? A socially awkward person is envious!]
[The old man next to him is so pitiful; a clean plastic bag has been tainted by melon seed shells!]
[He wheeled himself over directly; this row of wheelchairs has the nursing home vibe!]
[The brother in front, what do you mean by having the nursing home vibe? Haven't you realized that he's currently living in a nursing home!]
[I used to want to make money to see the world, but now I want to make money to go to a nursing home, crying!]
[… …]
"Young man, you're asking the right person!"
"There's nothing in this entire nursing home that I, Old Woman Wang, don't know!"
Realizing that she could tell the gossip she had said a thousand times to someone who had never heard it before.
The old woman's face was about to burst into a smile.
The look in her eyes towards Jiang Yuan was much more enthusiastic than when she looked at others.
"He previously organized the old men to burn incense in a nursing home!"
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"At first, they hid it very well, and the nursing home staff didn't notice."
"It wasn't until after they had been burning incense for several days in a row and several old men suddenly went to the hospital that the nursing home discovered it!"
"That day, he brought the old men who were burning incense and almost filled the hospital."
"When their family members came and asked how their old men ended up in the hospital, several old men stammered and sold him out together."
"Then that nursing home persuaded Old He to leave."
Jiang Yuan was bewildered: "Burning incense, it shouldn't be that serious… …"
When people get old.
They start to become unreliable themselves, so inevitably they start to have some beliefs.
Burning incense.
Worshipping Buddha.
How could that get you into the hospital?
He was an educated intellectual who had read books.
He couldn't be fooled like that!
"Hey!"
"Young man, why are you so behind the times?"
"Burning incense! Burning incense!"
The old woman first put two fingers to her lips.
Then made a gesture of lighting a lighter.
Only then did Jiang Yuan suddenly realize, and he pinched the Huazi cigarettes in his pocket.
He sighed along with the old woman: "Burning incense, so that's what burning incense means… …"
The old woman nodded with a smile: "Yes, that's right!"
Live broadcast comments:
[Brothers, have you learned it! A refined way of saying it, burning incense!]
[Are the old men and women in nursing homes so trendy now? My reaction was similar to Jiang Yuan's at first; I was wondering, how could burning incense and worshipping Buddha get you into the hospital?]
[I seem to know what the old man hid… …]
[I seem to know too; at such an old age, he can't even control this little desire for food, he should be scolded!]
[Brother, I've followed you; I'll see if you burn incense when you're sixty!]
[Brother, have mercy! I'll have to burn even when I'm eighty!]
[Good heavens… … This old man is very cunning; he even knows about collective impunity, gathering people to burn incense!]
[The old man's body is also strong; so many people were burning incense, but only he is still doing well.]
—
"Anything else?"
While chatting and laughing.
Jiang Yuan finished cracking open a handful of melon seeds.
Without seeing the resentful gaze of the old man next to him whose plastic bag had been taken over.
Jiang Yuan craned his neck.
Looking at the old men in wheelchairs sitting in a row with him: "Hey! Are there any more melon seeds!"
"Gossip should always be listened to with melon seeds, that's what makes it interesting!"
"Old men and women, from now on, we're all residents of the same nursing home, in the future, if we want to burn incense or anything, we have to help each other!"
Jiang Yuan winked and made faces at the old men with a grin.
Before long.
Jiang Yuan had harvested a large handful of melon seeds in his hand.
And they were all old men who rocked their wheelchairs and painstakingly delivered them to Grandpa Jiang's hand.
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