20 years of living in a nursing home, 40 years of detours are avoided

Live Stream Comments:

[Same year, how are you so outstanding!]

[Old Master He, it's bad enough that everyone at the table is cursing me, but you're even eyeing my residual value after I die?!]

[Hilarious, blessing descendants is so real. When I went to sweep the tomb this year, I also asked my grandpa to bless my career!]

[Old Master He: If I knew you were all so disgusting, I wouldn't have bothered with this meal.]

[Old Master He: Regret is setting in, don't mention it.]

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Jiang Yuan, who was earnestly searching for answers on the internet, suddenly felt a chill down his spine.

Turning around, he saw Old Master He's murderous gaze.

Startled, he jumped up from his chair.

He glared fiercely at Old Master He: "You old man, how can you peek at other people's phones?"

Grandpa He gritted his teeth: "If I hadn't looked at your phone, how would I know that the young man eating at the same table as me was actually searching for a cemetery for me???"

Saying this,

Grandpa He took a deep breath.

He wanted to control his emotions.

Behind Jiang Yuan was a live stream camera.

He was an old man who cared about his image.

He wanted to appear calm.

"Searching for a cemetery is one thing!"

"But after I die, I still have to bless my descendants???"

With Old Master He's words,

Instantly,

"Hahahaha!!!"

"Hahahaha!!!"

Exaggerated laughter echoed throughout the private room.

He Miao even secretly gave Jiang Yuan a thumbs up.

"Jiang Yuan, you're the only one who could do this!"

"After all these years, this is the first time I've seen my grandpa so崩溃! (collapsed/defeated)"

The head nurse laughed until her stomach hurt.

"Choosing a cemetery and still wanting to bless descendants, how did you even think of that?"

The caregiver tilted her head in a daze.

Completely unaware of what was so funny to everyone in the room, "Isn't it normal to consider Feng Shui when choosing a cemetery, and want to bless descendants? When I used to work as a caregiver, one of the old men I cared for chose this kind of Feng Shui cemetery."

Caregiver: "Last year, I ran into that old man's granddaughter while shopping. Her business caught a good trend, and now she's the chairman of a company worth tens of millions."

Caregiver: "A well-chosen cemetery can indeed bless descendants."

Everyone in the room: "..."

"Gulp—"

A loud gulping sound suddenly rang out in the room.

Everyone looked towards the sound.

They saw He Miao looking at the caregiver with shining eyes.

Old Master He looked at his granddaughter's worthless appearance, his eyes almost popping out.

He Miao!

Your grandpa!

Is still alive!

Alive!

Live Stream Comments:

[I'm dying of laughter, He Miao is definitely acting me!]

[Forget He Miao, even I, an ordinary viewer, am tempted after hearing what the caregiver said! There really are cemeteries that can bless descendants, how amazing must the Feng Shui be!]

[A little科普 (popular science) for the tempted brothers and sisters in the comments.]

[A cemetery with good Feng Shui is more expensive than an apartment in a small town.]

[That's true, when my grandpa passed away last year, our family saw a cemetery with particularly good Feng Shui, but when we asked about the price, one cemetery plot was 1.5 million...]

[Good heavens, are cemeteries that expensive? My perception has been completely subverted!]

[Although it's a bit mind-blowing, I remember He Miao's family is quite well-off. For others, a cemetery with an outrageous price might not be a problem for He Miao, right?]

[It might not be a big problem for He Miao, but it's definitely not a small problem for Old Master He.]

[Old Master He: How many times does this old man have to emphasize, I'm still alive! Alive!]

[Hahahaha! One day, I'm going to die laughing at the live stream comments.]

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Under the诱惑 (temptation) of a cemetery with excellent Feng Shui,

Even such a large table of delicious food was hard for He Miao to focus on.

She directly ordered the waiter to move her seat next to the caregiver.

She looked at the other party expectantly.

Continuing to ask: "Do you have any other stories of descendants prospering because they bought the right cemetery?"

Jiang Yuan sat on the side, seeing the undisguised expectation on He Miao's face as she looked at the caregiver.

The corners of his lips twitched involuntarily.

He just now.

Was really just doing a simple search.

He really didn't expect.

The latest novel is first published at 6 9 书吧!

Old Master He to see the content on his phone.

What he didn't expect even more was.

That the caregiver could actually materialize the content he casually searched for.

What he couldn't have expected even more was...

That He Miao actually took it seriously...

Thinking of this,

Jiang Yuan couldn't help but look at Old Master He's facial expression across from him.

One glance.

And he met the old man's murderous expression.

Jiang Yuan silently rubbed his nose.

Awkward.

Speechless.

Old Master!

Although I was the one who did the search, the person who seriously wants to choose a cemetery for you is your precious granddaughter.

As the saying goes.

Every debt has its debtor!

Even if you really want to find someone to settle the score, you should resent your precious granddaughter.

Not me, this poor guy who accidentally almost got you a cemetery, right?

Unfortunately.

The atmosphere on Old Master's side was already so gloomy that it felt like he wanted to kill someone.

On the caregiver's side.

The two women who were huddled together discussing intensely were completely unaware of the low pressure on Old Master He's side.

Caregiver: "I once took care of a hospice care grandma, that grandma was very interested in Feng Shui when she was alive, and also told me some key points to pay attention to when choosing a cemetery."

"If you don't understand the key points, it's useless to buy the most expensive cemetery."

She even highlighted the key points?

Is there such a good thing?

Listening to what the caregiver said, He Miao's eyes lit up.

She asked eagerly and studiously: "Are there any precautions for choosing a cemetery?"

"Can you share them with me?"

The caregiver nodded in a daze, "Of course."

Live Stream Comments:

[Brothers, I shamelessly took out my notebook, ready to record the key points.]

[The caregiver said that if the key points are wrong, even the most expensive cemetery is useless! Does this mean that we poor people can also learn the key points with He Miao?]

[Family members of all the viewers: It's really our honor to have you filial sons!]

[No way, I chose to作法 (do things according to the rules/laws) between 做工 (working) and 作弊 (cheating).]

[Doing things according to the rules, the fastest way for Chinese babies to change their life trajectory!]

[Jiang Yuan, you dog, opened the notepad on your phone!]

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