20 years of living in a nursing home, 40 years of detours are avoided
#89 - The indicators are worse than Uncle He’s. He burns three incense sticks in one breath?
“The Supreme of the Ninety-Five? Looks like life's treating Old He pretty well since he left the nursing home!” The head nurse said coldly.
Old He knew he was in the wrong.
He also knew that the medical staff were saying it for his own good.
With a face like a withered chrysanthemum, he lowered his head.
Humbly accepting the scolding.
Head Nurse: “One moment you're having a seafood feast, the next you're secretly burning incense. Looks like you think your indicators are normal, huh?”
Head Nurse: “Speaking of which, Old He, we're in the hospital right now, you know.”
Old He: “? ? ? ”
Old He: “Didn't I just have a physical exam at the hospital two months ago? Is it really necessary?”
He just secretly burned a stick of incense!
Actually…
Old He knew in his heart.
Burning incense isn't good for the body, drinking soup isn't good for the body.
Before, almost every time he had a physical, when checking his indicators.
After receiving his physical report, the doctor would tell him to watch his appetite, and quit incense and soup.
Thinking of these things.
Old Master He's face also twisted unconsciously.
Of course he knew that following the doctor's orders was the right thing to do.
But the problem is…
He simply couldn't control himself.
He was just greedy!
Old He frowned, just about to defend himself.
But he saw the head nurse's less than friendly gaze land on Old Guo behind him.
Old He, who had been eking out a living in the Sunset Red Nursing Home for so long, felt his brow twitch when he saw the head nurse's expression.
Then.
He silently shut his mouth.
Eyes watching his nose, nose watching his heart.
Just kidding!
He and Old Guo hit it off right away, like brothers!
As the saying goes!
Good fortune is shared, and hardship is endured together.
As for the good fortune, Old Guo had already enjoyed a pack of Ninety-Five Supreme.
Next, let Old Guo share more of the burden of this shared hardship.
Thinking this way.
Old Master He silently took a step back.
The next second.
He saw the head nurse, still with that cold expression, walk up to Old Guo and say in an icy tone: “You must be Old Guo, who just paid the fees at our nursing home?”
“I am, what's wrong?” Old Guo glanced at his old buddy hiding away, instinctively feeling that something seemed amiss.
But before today.
Old Guo really hadn't dealt with the head nurse before.
But even if he hadn't eaten pork, he'd seen pigs run, right?
Someone like Old He instinctively cowered when he saw the head nurse.
This showed that after they, this group of old men and women, entered the nursing home, the medical aspects were all managed by the head nurse!
The head nurse, as if by magic, didn't know where she conjured up several report cards from.
Old Guo hadn't realized the seriousness of the matter yet.
But Old He, who had already experienced this scene, realized what might happen next from the moment the head nurse took out the report cards.
Hiding in the back.
The gloating in his eyes as he looked at Old Guo couldn't be hidden.
Someone to keep me company!
“What's wrong?”
The head nurse's gaze at Old Guo wasn't friendly at all.
Her gaze.
Landed on the Ninety-Five Supreme in Old Guo's hand.
Following the head nurse's gaze, Old Guo also saw the Ninety-Five Supreme he had been clutching in his hand.
The “top-quality incense” he had been treasuring before, at this moment, because of the head nurse's somewhat strange gaze, became a hot potato.
Before Old Guo could react.
The head nurse spoke first, “Because you and Old Jiang are staying in the same ward, after you finished paying your admission fees, I went to the doctor's office to get some of your medical reports and some test results.”
“Old Guo, your health indicators seem to be a little worse than Old He's.”
“And with that? You still dare to burn incense?”
“Old He only burned one stick, but you were planning to burn the rest of the box by yourself?”
The more the head nurse spoke, the angrier she became.
Not far behind Old Guo.
Jiang Yuan and Old He's undisguised surprised gazes fell on Old Guo in unison.
Accidentally meeting Jiang Yuan's equally surprised gaze.
Old He just stared blankly, looking at Jiang Yuan: “Hey! Old Jiang, did you hear clearly what the head nurse said just now?”
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Jiang Yuan also nodded blankly, “She seemed to say… Old Guo's various indicators are even worse than yours? ? ? ”
The next second.
The two people's gazes fell on Old Guo in unison.
Live broadcast barrage:
[Good fellow, I'm calling it a good fellow!]
[Didn't this old man say before that he had no problems burning incense and drinking soup, and that his various indicators were very good?]
[Tell a joke, a person hospitalized in the hospital says he's super healthy…]
[The key is that Old Guo dared to say it, and we actually dared to believe it…]
[Isn't there Brother Yuan's precedent? Brother Yuan is also quite healthy, he only came in because of a seafood allergy…]
[Jiang Yuan: Let me hear who's exposing my shortcomings?!]
[Old Guo's story tells me that old men of this age are not easy to deal with!]
[… …]
“Cough cough…” Meeting a room full of scrutinizing gazes, even Old Guo, who felt that his skin was still thick enough, couldn't help but cough twice in embarrassment.
Old He, with a dark face, reached out to him, “Give me back the Ninety-Five Supreme!”
His body is worse than mine?!
Thinking of how this guy reported him just now, the anger in Old He's heart grew even more.
Pointing at Old Guo, he said loudly: “Head Nurse, I want to report him! He burned three sticks of incense in one go outside just now!”
Hearing this.
The head nurse gasped.
A troublemaker!
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Live broadcast barrage:
[Good fellow, three sticks of incense in one breath, I, a twenty-year-old young man, don't burn incense as fiercely as Old Guo…]
[At this moment, listening to these, I only have one feeling, this old man is afraid that he will live too long, right?]
[I feel that at the moment when this old man nodded in agreement, the CPUs of Old Jiang and Old He were about to burn out!]
[Old He: Let you report me just now! It's not that there's no retribution, the time is coming soon!]
[For the first time, I saw an expression of admiration for an old man on Jiang Yuan's face, Old Guo is a ruthless person!]
[… …]
—
“One breath… three sticks…” The head nurse gritted her teeth.
Old Guo, who had been showing a lot of backbone just now, couldn't help but panic for a moment after seeing the increasingly distorted expression on the head nurse's face.
Subconsciously.
Defending himself.
“Actually, I used to burn incense like this too…”
“Some time ago, that little doctor did tell me that I can't burn incense, I can't drink soup…”
Jiang Yuan listened on the side and啧啧称奇: “The doctor told you, how come you still touch 'incense' and 'soup'?”
Speaking of this.
Old Guo became inexplicably confident.
Straightening his back and glaring, “Don't I know my own body?”
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