30 days of wilderness survival

As soon as they heard that Qin Feng was going to tell a joke, everyone was interested, there was no entertainment on the island, and they were worried that there was nowhere to have fun.

Xiao Zhan asked tentatively, "Is your joke funny?"

Qin Feng replied truthfully: "This paragraph is funny or not, I said it doesn't count, after all, everyone's laughter is different, some people may think it's funny, but some people think it's not funny at all." "

"Just talk about it, I'm a little bit in a hurry. "

Di Lieba gave Xiao Zhan a fierce look, at this time, someone was the most annoying.

Qin Feng didn't ink either, and immediately said: "It is said that girls find boyfriends, and their parents will have a kind of sadness that the cabbage they have worked so hard to grow has been arched by pigs, but since my brother has found a girlfriend, he doesn't even come back to live at home. "

"I still remember that night, my mother looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle and said, the cabbage arch is not arched, I don't know, anyway, the pig that has been raised for more than 20 years must be lost. "

As soon as Qin Feng finished speaking, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was unprecedentedly active.

"Hahaha, pigs that have been raised for more than 20 years!"

"Laughed out of a pig's cry, it looks like it's me!"

"Your laughter is too low, I don't think it's funny. "

"I thought it was funny, and it was so real that it even caused discomfort. "

"My brother is really like this, since he has a girlfriend, he doesn't even play with me on the computer. "

"How can a computer have a girlfriend fun!"

"I used to think the same way, until I was green, and I didn't believe this nonsense anymore!"

Di Lieba and Zhao Liying both laughed forward and backwards, but Xiao Zhan and Lu Han were expressionless, obviously this joke was not on their laughing point.

Qin Feng smiled, and then told another joke.

"The teacher stood on the podium and said, I want you to write an essay, you want to write about people, and the focus should be on what stands out. As soon as the teacher's voice fell, Xiao Ming took the lead in raising his hand. Seeing that Xiao Ming had conceived so quickly, the teacher immediately asked Xiao Ming to stand on the podium and speak. "

I saw Xiao Ming confidently walked to the podium and preached in front of the whole class, I want to write about my grandmother, my grandmother's lumbar intervertebral disc is particularly protruding. "

Although this is a classic old joke, it is often the joke that makes people laugh.

After Xiao Zhan laughed twice, he quickly smiled on his face and acted as if nothing had happened.

Qin Feng didn't believe it, thinking that he wanted to make a good joke and make Xiao Zhan really laugh, instead of laughing like this, only a joke that makes people laugh is a good joke.

Qin Feng continued: "I have a friend named Wang Genji, who went to see his girlfriend's parents for the first time one day, and his girlfriend's father said to Xiao Wang, you are Xiao Wang! After saying that, he thought about it and felt that something was wrong, so he quickly changed his words and said, You are Xiaoji! Seeing that the atmosphere became more and more embarrassing, his girlfriend's mother hurriedly came over to help play the round and said, You are the foundation. "

As soon as Qin Feng finished speaking, Xiao Zhan finally couldn't help laughing, and he was about to burst out laughing.

Seeing Xiao Zhan smiling like that, Qin Feng thought to himself that it was really a short and connotative yellow joke that could make people laugh.

So Qin Feng continued to speak.

"The teacher said to Xiao Ming, milk is the meaning of small, for example, suckling pig is piglet, now please use the word milk to make a sentence. Xiao Ming thought for a while and said, my family is very poor, and I can only live in RF of forty square meters. When the teacher heard this, he hurriedly said, this one doesn't work, change it. "

So Xiao Ming said again, I have to jump over an RG in front of my house on the way to school every day. The teacher was stunned and said no, you can change another one. Xiao Ming touched his head and thought about it for a long time, and finally said helplessly, Teacher, I really can't think of it, my RT is about to break.

After driving twice in succession, the audience said that the speed was too fast.

"If this continues, will the live broadcast room be blocked soon? "

"If it's really blocked, that's fine, then you can come back early. "

"I didn't expect Qin Feng to tell yellow jokes, it's really a real person who doesn't show his face!"

"It looks like a decent gentleman, I didn't expect it to be so sullen, but I like it very much!"

"I laughed so much that I squirted out of my food, and I was almost not beaten to death!"

"You may not believe it, but now the whole bus is watching me, and I'm afraid that the driver will send me to a mental hospital. "

"I'm worse than you, I secretly watched the live broadcast while I was taking a nap, and I couldn't hold back my laughter, but the phone was taken away by the teacher. "

"I'm curious, so where did you get the barrage from your mobile phone?"

"I guess I borrowed it from a classmate, after all, when I saw something interesting, I couldn't help but want to read it. "

"I don't know if they have two mobile phones, I did that when I was in school, I didn't panic at all. "

Just when the audience thought that Qin Feng would stop there, after taking a sip of water, he continued to speak.

At the wedding, the bride was too nervous, and accidentally let out a fart, and the master of ceremonies for the marriage had never seen what kind of world he had seen. Unexpectedly, it didn't take long for the bride to fart again, and the emcee said that the bride had two farts, auspicious! Unexpectedly, it didn't take long for the bride to fart again, and the emcee said again, the bride let out three farts, happy!

As soon as the words fell, the bride put out a series of stinky and loud farts, and the master of ceremonies couldn't help it, and shouted, relatives and friends, run, this goods is going to be pulled!"

Qin Feng told five paragraphs in a row, which amused everyone, and the laughter continued one after another, and he couldn't stop at all.

At this time, Qin Feng hid his merit and fame, picked up the pottery bowl that was placed aside, and buried his head in eating the rabbit meat in the pot.

After all, laughing and laughing, people are iron and rice, and they are hungry and panicked if they don't eat a meal. _

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