30 days of wilderness survival

Qin Feng took advantage of this opportunity, cleared his throat, and said towards the camera of the drone: "When you have no food in the wild alone, you can satisfy your hunger by eating insects, because all insects are rich in protein. "

"But it should be noted that many insects are usually able to produce toxins in order to protect themselves, so be sure to eat them cooked and never eat them raw!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience swiped the screen one after another.

"Bei Ye said that he was not convinced, and he could eat it if he removed his head."

"Qin Feng is right, it must be roasted and eaten, so I choose not to eat it!"

"How can you do this upstairs, if you don't eat, you'll starve to death, and if it's me, I won't eat either!"

"Damn, a bunch of cowards, aren't they bugs? If you eat it, you won't die, and I won't eat it! "

"Don't eat your fart!"

"It's good to have food in the wild, and it's picky."

"Jokes aside, if you really live in the wilderness, you must eat everything in order to survive."

Time passed quickly, and before I knew it, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening.

Although it was late at night, everyone was still chatting tirelessly, chatting about topics from all over the world.

Qin Feng glanced up at the drone, only to realize that it was not too early, so he planned to end the chat.

"Alright, it's almost eleven o'clock, it's time to go to bed."

After Qin Feng finished speaking, he stood up and patted the dust on his buttocks.

At this time, Di Lieba suddenly thought of something, and said to Qin Feng: "The joke you told yesterday was quite funny, you don't want to talk about two more to listen to it." "

Zhao Liying also remembered, so she also begged Qin Feng to talk about two more.

In the past, I often saw foreign families on TV, and before their children went to bed, they would tell their children bedtime stories and read their children's favorite books together.

I didn't think that Di Lieba and Zhao Liying would be like children, and they still wanted to listen to bedtime jokes.

The audience was even more crazy and brushed up the barrage.

"Talk about it, talk about it, I'll take this bite!"

"If Qin Feng doesn't talk about it, I'll go play King Pesticide, tomorrow is the school holiday, and I can play all night."

"Elementary school students should go to sleep quickly, children should have children's Yazi."

"I just listened to two jokes and went to sleep, so let's talk about it quickly!"

Facing the eager gaze, Qin Feng couldn't bear to refuse, nodded and said, "Okay, okay, since you want to hear it so much, then I'll talk about two." But I'll say okay, when I'm done with those two paragraphs, you all go to bed for me. "

Hearing this, Di Lieba and Zhao Liying nodded again and again.

"Okay, then I'll get started. On the bus, a woman sat next to me with a dog on her hand. I looked at the dog, and it looked at me, and then again, and it looked at me. I just kept staring at it, and it kept staring at me. After going on for a while, the woman looked at her dog, then at me, and asked, "Do you know each other?" "

As soon as Qin Feng finished speaking, Zhao Liying and Di Lieba hugged their stomachs and laughed, as did the audience in the live broadcast room.

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death!"

"It's the same root, why be too anxious to fry each other!"

"There's nothing wrong with it, a single dog is a dog!"

"The single dog said it had been hurt by 10,000 points!"

Qin Feng smiled and continued, "Okay, let's talk about one more one." A man has been married to his wife for five years, but has never conceived and given birth to a child, and his mother-in-law is very dissatisfied, provoking his son to divorce and remarry, and the daughter-in-law can not bear it and decisively divorces. A year later, his ex-wife called the man and told him that he had given birth to a pair of dragon and phoenix twins. "

"The man said that it had been a year since the divorce, and the child was definitely not his. The ex-wife said she knew, and she called just to tell him that it was he who had the problem. After hanging up the phone, the man silently looked at his wife, who was lying on the bed and about to give birth. "

In the live broadcast room, the audience laughed.

"Love is a light, so green that you panic!"

"The green grassland on your head, and Hulunbuir on your feet."

"This story teaches us that premarital check-ups are important."

"I am tall and powerful, full of energy, looking for a girlfriend, and I have a private chat."

"I'm looking for someone who can do it ten times a night, don't look for me if you can't accept it."

"Ten times a night, you're afraid you're sick!"

"I am an old Chinese medicine practitioner, specializing in the treatment of all kinds of incurable diseases, and I am the best at this disease."

"I'm a plumber, I specialize in helping to connect the sewers, and people call me the old man next door."

Qin Feng said with a smile: "Okay, the two paragraphs are finished, you are satisfied this time." "

Di Lieba and Zhao Liying still felt unsatisfied at this time, and they had to ask Qin Feng to tell another joke.

The audience is the same, constantly brushing the barrage.

"No, no, no, it's just three things, let's talk about one more!"

"Yes, yes, yes, this is just two, and then one!"

"I don't care, I still have to listen!"

"Brother, I still want it!"

Qin Feng shook his head, sighed a little helplessly, and thought to himself that it was better to compromise, after all, reasoning with a woman, winning the reason and losing the relationship.

Qin Feng paused, and then continued: "Okay, okay, then I'll talk about one more, but this is really the last one, when I'm done, you will give me a good sleep, if you don't go, whoever doesn't go will be a puppy!" "

"Hahaha, great!"

"Talk quickly, talk quickly, go to bed after speaking!"

"Mo Da, Qin Feng is the best!"

Qin Feng took a sip of coconut water before he continued: "I have a friend, he is very edible, but he is introverted, the first time he went to his girlfriend's house, because he was shy, when he was adding rice, he pressed the rice hard until he couldn't press it, and then an embarrassing thing happened, the bowl fell to the ground with his hand slipped, and the bowl shattered, but the rice was still a ball rolling on the ground..."

"Hahahahahaha, is this going to laugh at me?"

"It's so funny, just thinking about it has a sense of picture!"

"This is obviously to laugh at me to death, so that I can inherit my Huabei!"

"Get out of the way, the rice is rolling over!"

"Don't blow it, don't black it, I have a buddy like that!"