It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 16: Legendary Delivery Man Vest

"It's alive again."

The cows and horses looked towards the door.

The movable panel was pushed open again, and the bony hand slowly reached in.

"I'm curious, is it just a hand?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"I don't know. Why don't you try pulling it in?"

Niuma instigated.

"Wait until my brain becomes inhuman."

"whispering sound."

The cattle and horses hissed and ignored him.

Liu Zheng walked over and picked up the new takeout order.

"Meal: One fishman family bucket"

"Address: Room 4, Building 606, Crazy City, Green Osmanthus Garden"

"Time limit: one hour"

Opening the map, he saw that it would take about half an hour at his current speed.

It looks like a simple order, just like the first one.

"By the way, sir, how do I know under what circumstances physical delivery can be made?"

With his current strength, he shouldn't have to be as cautious as he was at the beginning.

"No way. Even I'm not completely sure."

Niuma shook his head.

"If you can talk, talk. If you can't, fuck him. Anyway, don't expect to live to retirement in the bloody restaurant."

It said lazily.

"alright."

Liu Zheng shrugged.

After checking the food and going out, he went straight to Dai Lego.

From a distance, he could hear the chainsaw-like singing of the plane trees.

"Aux armes, citoyens!"

"Formez vos bataillons!"

"Marchons, marchons!"

A tree singing the Marseillaise, and singing it solo, is quite romantic.

Liu Zheng felt amused, but his steps subconsciously followed the rhythm.

The sturdy sheep's hooves trampled on the asphalt road, and the sound of their footsteps like war drums echoed in the street.

The plane trees seemed to notice it as well and their singing became louder and louder.

"Qu'un sang impur!"

"Abreuve nos sillons!"

When he walked near the black soil, Dai Lego also waved the branches all over his body, bringing a perfect end to the performance.

"Great accompaniment, makes my roots twirl, love from the law. HOLY SHIT!"

French Plantain turned to look at Liu Zheng, his facial features distorted with fear.

"Isn't that last sentence French?"

Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes fixed.

"Of course you have to use English when you curse. No, how did you become like this?"

Dai Lego said in shock.

"I ate the black kid sashimi and drank Hell Rock Coke, and this is what happened."

He shrugged the tentacle.

"Haha, you deserve it. You stole my Coke."

Dalego laughed.

"Hey, we are business partners after all, can you show some sympathy?"

Liu Zheng was speechless.

"I don't even have a heart, so how can I have sympathy? Have you lost your brain too?"

The plane tree rolled its eyes.

"Haha. Fine, I'll keep that stuff for myself."

He turned around and pretended to leave.

"Wait, you brought Moss with you?"

Dai Lego asked in surprise.

"Maotai? What kind of person is worthy of me exchanging him for a vacation voucher for two people in Paradise Island?"

Liu Zheng sneered.

"real or fake?"

Dai Lego's eyes widened.

Of course it knows the value of the Paradise Island vacation voucher for two. What kind of top-notch drink would it have to be worth exchanging it for?

In an instant, more than a dozen legendary wines flashed through its mind.

"Okay."

Liu Zheng opened the wine box and then closed it immediately.

Although it was only for a moment, the plane tree still saw the bright red blood wine.

"La vache! Come on, dazzle my mouth."

Dalego screamed.

Green saliva oozed from its mouth and dripped onto the black soil.

"Can you afford it?"

Liu Zheng said with feigned contempt.

"Foolish human, my financial resources are beyond your imagination."

Dai Lego was disdainful.

"Don't fool me with useless things. You know, I only want things that are of practical value to me."

he emphasized.

"this one"

Dai Lego had a headache.

Although it is a local household, there are not many collections of this level, and even fewer that are suitable for Liu Zheng's use.

Do I need to take that thing out?
Dai Lego was a little reluctant to part with it, as he had spent a lot of money to get it, and its actual value was much higher than a bottle of wine.

But, that is the limited edition of Vlad III.

If you miss this level of red wine, you would be betraying its noble French origin.

"Putain, change it!" said the plane tree fiercely.

Then, a tree root broke through the ground and came to Liu Zheng holding a storage box.

In the storage box, there is a folded yellow vest.

"Name: Legendary Delivery Man's Vest"

"Type: Props"

"Quality: Perfect"

"Effect 50: All attributes increase by during the delivery period."

“Effect 2: Exemption from most rational decline during food delivery.”

"Effect 3: Attacks on most targets during food delivery will cause real damage."

“Can I take the copy out: No”

“Note: You can only choose one between bad reviews and staying alive.”

Fierce, extremely fierce.

Liu Zheng looked at the yellow vests with an expression even hungrier than the plane tree seeing red wine.

It is a luxurious effect, with the value filled in by feet.

This is not a prop at all, it's a plug-in.

"Well, is that enough to buy your wine?"

Dai Lego said proudly.

"That's enough. I just wonder, how did you get this?"

he asked.

To be able to become a legendary delivery man, his strength must be no weaker than that of a cow or a horse.

With the bonus of the vest, beating up the French plane tree shouldn't be a problem.

"Don't ask what you shouldn't ask."

Dai Lego said with an unhappy look on his face.

"Send them all, buddy. What's there to be ashamed of?"

Liu Zheng instigated.

"Who's sending it to you, buddy. This is his Valentine's Day gift to me."

Dai Lego looked at him with disdain, but still told him the truth.

"Valentine's Day present?"

Liu Zheng looked at its rough bark and his face.

"What he thinks is just Park Chi in my eyes."

Dai Legao snorted.

"Park Zi? Where is Park?"

His shocked gaze wandered over the plane tree and finally landed on its mouth.

"Oh."

Liu Zheng seemed to understand everything.

"Let's not talk about this anymore. Come on, have a drink."

Without waiting for Dai Lego to react, he immediately took out the limited edition of Vlad III and poured it on the tree roots.

"Slow down, slow down, do you know what wine tasting is?"

The plane tree said with concern, and quickly stretched out more roots to catch the splashing wine.

After a moment, the whole bottle of red wine was empty.

“quel pied (so good)!”

Dai Lego let out a satisfied groan, and it felt like the chloroplasts in every one of its cells were cheering.

"Happy Trading."

Liu Zheng put away his yellow vest and turned to leave.

He hadn't finished his order yet and didn't have time to hang out with Plane Tree.

After walking more than ten meters, Liu Zheng took out his vest and put it on. The vest automatically changed into a style that suited him.

A warm current flowed into his body and he felt full of strength.

Liu Zheng swung his tentacles forward, and the four tentacles made a violent sound of wind in the air, the sound of which was no less than that of an industrial fan.

"Who wouldn't get confused if it's paired with a bucket of ice in the summer?"

He thought proudly.

It's a pity that he can't return to reality in this state, otherwise he will either be sliced ​​into pieces for research or made into sashimi.

Liu Zheng stopped the windmill and ran as fast as he could.

The scenery along the way quickly disappeared from his sight, like a game texture that did not have time to load.

The human bone crutch kept poking the ground, and sparks were about to come out.

"Ok?"

Suddenly, he stopped.

In the building in front of him on the right, Liu Zheng felt a malicious gaze.

The malice was so strong that it stood out among all the hidden prying eyes.

He squinted his eyes and walked to the three-story building.

As he got closer, the malice grew deeper.

But at the same time, that sight seemed to be retreating.

"Are you, scared?"

Liu Zheng was stunned for a moment, then his mouth stretched into an exaggerated arc, revealing a mouthful of sharp teeth.

He raised his tentacles and lashed at the door with a violent storm.

The thick rolling door kept deforming under the heavy blows, and the whole building seemed to be shaking.

"What the hell are you doing peeking at? If you have the guts, come out and fight me head-on."

Liu Zheng shouted frantically.

Soon, the rolling door collapsed under his unilateral violence.

The interior of the building was completely dark, save for a fleeting phosphorescent glow.

"Reasonableness reduction exemption successful."

The system prompt flashed by quickly.

"I thought you were so scary, but it turns out you're just like me, a bunch of cowards who bully the weak and fear the strong."

He looked around and said contemptuously.

No one responded, and many peeping eyes disappeared quietly.

"spit!"

He spat a mouthful of smelly saliva on the ground and continued walking towards the delivery address.

(End of this chapter)