It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 21 Why are you yelling so loudly?

"Mr. Shu, I'm here to deliver goods to you again."

Walking to the black soil, Liu Zheng said with a smile.

"I've told you so many times, don't call me Mr. Shu, it's so unpleasant."

The plane tree said with disdain.

"So, Boss Dai?"

He changed his name.

"My name is Dai Lego, not my last name Dai First Name Lego!"

The plane tree said madly.

"Okay, okay, what's your last name?"

Liu Zhenghao said in a bad mood.

"My last name. My last name is none of your business. If you have something to say, just tell me."

The plane tree became angry and embarrassed.

This guy, doesn't he know his own last name?

He had some doubts.

Of course, he wouldn't be so blind as to expose it.

"I brought you a bottle of this, see if you like it."

Liu Zheng took out the essence extract of red-eyed snake mackerel.

“Oh, it’s this thing.”

Dai Lego perked up.

"do you know?"

"It's enema, everyone knows it. But I heard that the supply of red-eyed mackerel has been cut off. Where did you get it from?"

Dai Lego asked.

"I brought it from the staff meal."

he replied.

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's worthy of being a restaurant, it's really wealthy."

Dai Lego said enviously.

"You, a local rich man, still need this little thing?"

Liu Zheng half complimented.

"The landlords don't have any surplus food. Besides, everything I can get depends on luck. I can't be as free as a restaurant and buy whatever I want myself."

"If I could buy my own drinks, I wouldn't do business with you at a loss."

Dai Legao sighed.

In these transactions, it basically suffered small losses, and the time when it changed its legendary delivery man vest, it suffered a huge loss.

It wouldn't do such a stupid thing if it had no better choice.

"Is it that bad? Then this bottle of enema is for you."

Liu Zheng said generously.

"Don't be so fooled. I won't fall for your trick. You are a very cunning human being. You want ten times the return for every penny you give."

Dai Legao snorted.

"As expected of a tree genius with French noble blood, you can't hide my little tricks from you."

He clapped his hands vigorously.

"Hehe, you have some vision. I ate a bunch of black dead birds yesterday, and I really need to get rid of the poison. Tell me, what do you want to change?"

Dai Lego asked.

"I had a little conflict with the security guard of Green Osmanthus Garden Crazy City. Do you have anything that can be used to deal with him?"

Liu Zheng asked.

I was able to successfully scare that guy last time, but that may not be the case this time.

"What are you afraid of if you have a vest? Can't you run away if you can't beat them?"

Dai Lego said strangely.

"The vest will become invalid after the meal is delivered."

He explained.

"Oh, there's this as well."

The French plane tree suddenly realized.

It had kept the vest hidden deep in the tree roots and had never taken it out to appreciate it, so it had forgotten about it after a long time.

"Yes, I do, but this bottle of enema is not enough."

The plane tree rolled its eyes.

"Didn't you say that the red-eyed snake mackerel was out of stock? Other enema shouldn't be as effective, right?"

Liu Zheng raised his eyebrows slightly.

"Puree! Why would a human have such a good memory?"

Dai Lego said unhappily.

Premium is a subjective thing, so it’s not a lie when it says that the enema is not valuable enough.

But Liu Zheng found a loophole in its words, and Dai Lego could not deny it by force.

The tree roots dug in the soil and finally took out a pair of sneakers.

"Name: Fashionable Skateboard Shoes (Disposable)"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect: After use, you can instantly slide one hundred meters away."

"Note: My skateboard shoes are the most fashionable and stylish."

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

Two hundred meters should be enough to escape the security guards' attack range.

Liu Zheng nodded with satisfaction and put on his skateboard shoes.

To be honest, it's a bit awkward to wear shoes on hooves.

He thought of the cats and dogs whose owners had put shoes on them, and felt a strong sympathy for them.

"gone."

Liu Zheng waved his tentacles.

"roll roll roll."

The plane tree said impatiently, and then closed his eyes. "How about I chat with you for a few more minutes?"

He couldn't help but teasing it.

"What is there to talk about with a human like you?"

Said the plane tree with narrowed eyes.

"Then there's no other tree to talk to you. You're alone here every day, isn't it lonely?"

As Liu Zheng said this, he actually felt a little sympathy for it.

"Haha, guess why the other trees are all idiots?"

"why?"

"Because their nutrients are absorbed by me."

The plane tree sneered.

"Domineering, leave."

Liu Zheng gave a thumbs up and stared at it intently.

"What are you doing?"

The plane trees are inexplicable.

"It's okay. I just want to see what will happen if the tree drinks the enema."

He said with interest.

"Zut! If you don't get out of here, you'll be the one being pulled out!"

The plane trees went berserk.

"You should drink more. Look, your temper has become so bad."

Before Dai Lego got angry, Liu Zheng ran away.

I walked awkwardly all the way to Green Osmanthus Garden Crazy City, and the half-gray-haired security guard was still on duty.

He was not in the sentry box at the moment, but strolling around the door, smoking.

Seeing Liu Zheng coming from afar, his face darkened and he quickly returned to the sentry box.

Liu Zheng was unhappy now, and walked over and slammed the window hard.

The security guard glanced at him and ignored him.

"Hey!"

Liu Zheng swung his tentacles and started lashing out violently.

I have to say, the quality of this glass is really good. After smoking for a long time, there is no crack at all.

"Are you sick?"

The security guard finally couldn't stand it anymore and yelled.

"Why are you yelling so loudly?"

Liu Zheng yelled back even louder.

"What I do is none of your business, go and deliver your crappy takeaway."

The security guard choked and was speechless.

"Don't worry about delivering the food yet, give me a cigarette."

"It's a beautiful thought."

The security guard refused without hesitation.

"You're so stingy. I'll give you another pack next time."

Liu Zheng lied.

"If I believe you, there will be trouble. Get lost."

The security guard said impatiently.

"You really don't want to give it?"

"No."

"That's fine."

Liu Zheng shrugged and swung his tentacles again.

The rhythm this time is even more violent than before.

After beating the drum for ten minutes, the security guard finally couldn't stand it anymore and lit three cigarettes and handed them out upside down.

"Get one get two free, so good?"

Liu Zheng smiled.

"It's great to smoke, so we can get going later."

The security guard said with a wry smile.

"atmosphere."

He opened his mouth, bit the cigarette holder, patted the security guard on the shoulder, and then walked into the community.

The security guard stared at his back, with anger and surprise in his eyes.

"Oh, by the way, let's go to 606 while the vest is in effect."

After entering the community, Liu Zheng suddenly had an idea.

The woman's writing is okay, but her entry point and gimmick are not good. As long as she makes the changes according to his instructions, signing the contract will definitely not be a problem.

Although he doesn't look very rich, a mosquito is still meat, no matter how small it is.

Thinking of this, Liu Zheng subconsciously turned his head towards Building 3A.

When we arrived at the door of 606, the security door had been replaced with a new one.

He didn't really understand the residents of this strange world. Who could he protect himself from if he could tear down the door with his bare hands?

This is probably the sense of ritual.

Liu Zheng shook his head and pressed the doorbell.

"Who?"

It was still that androgynous voice.

"I'm the delivery guy from yesterday."

He replied.

"Ah, it's coming."

After a burst of hurried footsteps, the door opened.

The girl was only wrapped in a bath towel, with her long wet hair hanging down over her exposed hills and valleys.

"There's no need to be so anxious."

Liu Zheng said this while keeping his eyes fixed.

(End of this chapter)