It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 28 Lucky Clown
"Wake up, wake up."

Liu Zheng was awakened by a series of slaps.

He opened his eyes and what came into view was the huge face of a bull.

"Boss, you have to brush your teeth after eating."

He said subconsciously.

"I haven't seen you brush it either."

The bull rolled his eyes.

"Hurry up, time is running out."

It stretched out its broken horn and hooked Liu Zheng up.

“Did you get the money?”

He stretched his muscles and asked.

It feels no different from before selling meat. Could it be that as long as it doesn’t become an empty shell, it won’t have much of an impact?
"Here."

The cow-horse opened its mouth and spit out a wallet.

Liu Zheng picked it up and opened it. Inside was a full stack of banknotes with patterns printed on them that he couldn't understand.

"Where to go next?"

he asked.

"You still have to deliver food, so you can't go to those entertainment activities."

Niuma said regretfully.

It cooked that pot of rat soup for use in the evening, but who knew that this guy would not play by the rules.

“Making money is important.”

Liu Zheng comforted.

"Yeah. Let me see what you can do."

The cow and horse fell into deep thought.

"You definitely can't fight in a boxing match. A flyweight can kill you with one punch."

It shook its head first.

Liu Zheng did not refute.

With his current strength and speed, he would easily win many boxing belts in real life.

But in this strange world, he can only bully the security guard at the gate of the community.

"Smuggling is not an option. I'm going on vacation in a few days and don't have time to find a buyer."

"It's no good picking up bargains. I can tell from the first glance that you have no taste."

Niu Ma proposed several plans, but rejected them one by one.

"Forget it, let's go."

It walked towards a door.

"What are you going for?"

"Of course I'm going to block it."

Niuma replied.
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"There are so many people."

Looking at the bustling crowd in the casino, Liu Zheng couldn't help but sigh.

Although, there was almost no one inside.

The closest thing to a humanoid figure besides himself was a demon with goat horns and a tail.

The other customers can only be described as looking very free.

If I were to go into reality, I would have more than enough money to make twenty or thirty horror films.

Noticing that Liu was looking at it, the demon raised its glass in a friendly gesture.

"Don't mess with that guy."

Niuma reminded.

“Is it dangerous?”

Liu Zheng obediently looked away.

"I won't do anything, but he's a big shot in this casino. If he were to target you, this amount of money wouldn't be enough to cover your losses."

Niuma said.

"Then why did you drag me in to block it?"

He said speechlessly.

He still thought that the cattle and horses had a chance of winning.

Is this the result?

"Nonsense, other than gambling and robbery, how else can one become rich overnight?"

"Why not rob?"

Liu Zheng asked seriously.

With their skills, if they go to rob someone, they will just kill people indiscriminately.

"You're looking for death, but I don't want to. Of course, I'm not completely unprepared."

The cow and horse opened their mouths and spit out an iron box.

He took it, but instead of opening the box he stared at the big mouth of the cow and horse.

"what?"

It was looked at somewhat unpleasantly.

"I'm just curious, how much more can you get out of your mouth."

Liu Zheng said.

"None of your business, come on, open it."

Niuma urged.

He opened the tin box and found a playing card inside.

Joker, the clown card, there are usually two of them in a deck of cards, and in real life they are generally called the big and small jokers.

"Name: Lucky Joker"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

“Effect: When you hold this card and dress up as a clown, your luck value increases. The increase is positively correlated with the effect of the dress-up.”

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

The clown on the card was wearing blood-red lipstick and had a very sincere smile on his face.

"Where can I go to dress up as a clown?" Liu Zheng said speechlessly.

"I have long been ready."

The cow and horse put their hooves into their mouths and dug hard, and finally pulled out a gaudy clown costume and a colorful funny hat.

"You're ready now, aren't you?"

He watched the performance with a slight twitch of his mouth.

"Nonsense, otherwise it would be a waste of money."

Niuma replied.

"Then why were you pretending to analyze it earlier?"

"There has to be a process, otherwise it will feel a bit like being appointed by someone else."

Niuma shrugged.

As it watched, Liu Zheng changed into a clown costume.

The garment is large enough to be worn directly over a vest.

"What about makeup?"

He pointed out the loopholes.

"This is simple."

The cow and horse suddenly stretched their heads forward and scratched Liu Zheng's tentacles with their broken horns.

Blood spurted out.

"Look, I have the lipstick."

It said proudly.

"If I win the money, I will beat you to death."

Liu Zheng said expressionlessly.

"As long as you can help me earn my retirement money, I'm willing to die 90% of the time."

Niuma said nonchalantly.

"hehe."

He dipped his hand in the blood and drew a bright red smile for himself.

"'Lucky Joker' is in effect."

The system prompt immediately sounded.

"Which one to start with?"

Liu Zheng looked around and asked.

The gambling area is not large, but it is fully equipped with basically all the gambling equipment he knows.

Of course, it is limited to acquaintance.

"I've become a lucky clown, so of course I'm going to try my luck first."

The cow and horse pushed him to a pachinko machine.

This kind of machine is a Japanese specialty in reality, and it is so popular that it is hard to understand.

Whether in Tokyo, Osaka, or even in Hokkaido where the population is extremely low, you can find pachinko shops everywhere.

Especially those middle-aged and elderly men, who would rush in early in the morning to grab their favorite machines, and sit there all day with their lunch boxes and cigarettes.

Liu Zheng had never played proper pachinko, but he had played the limited edition in front of Tianchao Primary School.

A piece of wood, a few nails, a glass ball, and a boss sitting on a stool and smoking.

He has lost a lot of pocket money on this.

"Hey, please give us some chips."

The cows and horses shouted.

Soon, a group of half-human-high slime cricket pupae came over.

"Um, sidi, sidi, sidi, sidi?"

It made an inarticulate sound.

“Give it the money.”

Niuma said to Liu Zheng.

"How to give?"

Liu Zheng asked.

No matter how you look at it, this thing doesn't look like it has hands to catch it.

"Just throw it in."

Niuma replied.

He loosened his grip, letting the wallet fall onto Slime's body.

The wallet sank into the slime's body little by little and then disappeared.

Liu Zheng was somewhat surprised to find that its body only appeared transparent.

"Gulp, gulp, gulp."

After another grunt, the slime squirmed away.

In its place, a pile of chips covered in slime were left.

"What did it just say?"

Liu Zheng asked as he picked up the chips.

"It said there's a promotion going on today, top up 10,000 and get 1,000 for free."

Niuma said.

"Then we are guaranteed to make money, right?"

"You're overthinking. Look at the chips in your hand."

Niu Ma Nu Nu mouth.

Liu Zheng looked into his arms and saw chips of four colors: black, red, yellow and white.

The black one is 1000, the red one is 100, the yellow one is 10, and the white one is also 1000.

"The white ones are free and cannot be exchanged for cash. Only if you win the bet will you be given other chips. Otherwise, you are just a fool."

Niuma said.

"Oh."

He picked up a yellow chip and threw it into the coin slot of the pachinko machine.

(End of this chapter)