It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 31 The Real Clown

Soon, the bat-headed waiter brought the take-away boxes.

An oversized clear plastic box.

Liu Zheng put the little girl into a plastic box, her pale face facing him.

It seems to be laughing, and it seems to be crying.

He remained silent, took off his clown costume, and covered the packing box with it.

"'Lucky Joker' is no longer valid."

The system's cold voice sounded.

"It's over now. How can we win money without Lucky Clown?"

The cows and horses lamented.

"Who says you have to wear a clown costume to be a clown?"

Liu Zheng smiled.

"Hey, someone, bring me a knife and some needle and thread."

he shouted to the jellyfish-head waiter.

"My name is Ruan Piao Piao."

The jellyfish-headed waiter finally couldn't help it.

"Uh-huh, that guy, hurry up."

Liu Zheng picked up a red chip and threw it over.

"Well, just wait and see."

The jellyfish-headed waiter immediately floated away.

Soon, it brought a table knife and a box of needle and thread.

"A beautiful woman like you must always carry a mirror with you, right?"

Liu Zheng asked the succubus dealer.

"so smart."

The succubus dealer smiled and pulled out a silver mirror inlaid with rubies from her chest.

He looked into the silver mirror, and the face in it was uglier than last time.

Every time he was reborn into flesh and blood, he would be further away from people.

Liu Zheng smiled and put the knife into his mouth.

One knife, another knife.

Cut the healed mouthparts open again cleanly and neatly.

Then he inserted the needle through the upper mouth and into the corner of his forehead.

After tying the knot, the corners of his mouth were lifted high.

Laughing wildly.

"Isn't it enough?"

Liu Zheng said to himself.

He didn't hear the system's prompt.

With another knife, he cut open his tentacles and blood gushed out.

The tentacles rolled back and forth on his face several times until his entire face was dyed blood red.

Except for the mouthparts.

"Beauty, can I borrow your foundation?"

Liu Zheng threw another red chip over.

"It's for you."

The succubus dealer generously pushed a box to him.

It is also inlaid with rubies, and it is obviously worth a lot of money.

Liu Zheng opened the box and raised his eyebrows.

Inside was a box full of white metal powder.

"Lead powder, that's fine too."

He buried his mouthparts directly in the lead powder.

A sour taste stimulated his taste buds.

Liu Zheng wiped off the excess lead powder and looked at the mirror.

A blood-red face, a deathly pale mouth, and a smile that stretched from ear to ear.

"'Lucky Joker' is in effect."

The system prompts.

“I’m awesome.”

He nodded with satisfaction.

The cattle and horses looked at him as if he were a madman.

"Deal the cards."

The succubus dealer glanced at Liu Zheng and dealt the fifth community card.

A 10 of diamonds.

The leavened dough looks flat and the skin is slightly undulating.

There are four diamonds on the field, and the human only needs one diamond to make a flush.

Although it has three Qs, the probability of making four Qs is very low.

But the dough would be reluctant to give up.

It has already thrown out 6 black chips, so if it discards the cards, all of them will be wasted.

"Be a little bit worse, I've waited till my hair withered."

Liu Zheng said vaguely.

"Not with."

The dough hesitated for a long time, but finally decided to give up.

It is not a gourd, it was just a trick to trick Liu Zheng.

"If you are such a coward and you still want to make pancakes, why don't you just make buns?"

Liu Zheng said disdainfully.

"I"

"Do you want to say you have a straight flush?"

Niuma interrupted.

"You're stealing my lines, aren't you?"

He was furious.

"As soon as you open your mouth, I know what shit you're going to pull."

Niuma laughed.

"I'll shit in your mouth when we get back.

Liu Zheng pushed all his chips out.

"Not with."

A player wearing a hoodie, his entire face shrouded in mist, threw away his cards.

The dough, the dog-headed man, the screw-headed man, and the mist man all chose to fold their cards, and now only the eel-head is left. "The Ace of Diamonds is here. I don't believe you."

If they are all flush, compare the points. If it has an A, it has the highest point.

Unless Liu Zheng really has a straight flush.

But the eel head was not worried at all because it still had a card in its hand that could trap Liu Zheng.

"Tomorrow, I will order takeout."

The eel head's eyes were as cold as a poisonous snake.

The money won was enough for it to be delivered.

"I'm afraid you'll die of stuffiness."

Liu Zheng retorted.

But everyone could hear that this time he was a little weak inside.

"I'm raising the bet."

"This handsome guy has already gone all in."

The succubus dealer shook her head.

"He still has bargaining chips."

The eel head looked at Liu Zheng.

"I bet, your meat."

The eel's head opened its mouthparts and drooled.

It will be able to eat Liu Zheng tomorrow, but it may not be able to eat his "meat".

"Then you pay more."

Liu Zheng sneered.

"it is good."

Eel Head put out another 30 black chips.

"Handsome boy, do you want to follow me?"

The succubus dealer asked.

When Liu Zheng saw that Eel Head really increased the bet, a cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

"Aren't you crazy? Keep going crazy?"

The dough taunted.

"You've already folded your cards, what are you talking about?"

He fired back.

"You're awesome, just call."

“Call!”

“Call!”

Other blockers also started to make noise.

Their eyes, whether obvious or hidden, were fixed on Liu Zheng as if they were staring at a piece of rotten meat.

"Forget it. It's better to be without money than to be without life."

Niuma advised.

"I want money, not life. Follow me!"

Liu Zheng said viciously.

"Your meat is mine."

Eel Head smiled and turned over his cards.

An Ace of Diamonds and a Nine of Diamonds.

Niu Ma's face darkened.

Once the 9 of diamonds came out, Liu Zheng no longer had any chance of making a straight flush.

"I can't save you this time, but I can help you take the coffin out and bury it."

Niuma pointed to the packing box at his feet.

"Thank you."

Liu Zheng was somewhat touched.

"At least you called me boss."

Niuma patted his shoulder sympathetically.

"But it doesn't have to be."

Liu Zheng shook off the hooves of the cows and horses.

"Dear audience, a straight flush!"

He laughed wildly and slammed his cards on the table.

The crowd of travelers laughed disdainfully.

Everyone knows that there can't be a straight flush in this sentence.

But immediately, their laughter disappeared as if something was strangled.

Liu Zheng's trump card is...

8 of Hearts and 8 of Clubs.

"You come again!"

Niu Ma slammed the table and stood up.

"Hey, the chips fell."

Liu Zheng said dissatisfiedly.

"Oh, sorry, sorry."

The cows and horses quickly lay down to pick up the chips.

"Stupid human."

The other players left the table cursing.

Playing cards with this psychopath, you won't be happy even if you win.

It’s even more annoying if you lose.

"I will. Wait. For you."

The eel head looked at Liu Zheng deeply, then left.

"Hahahaha, I made a ton of money."

Niu Ma looked at the chips piled up like a mountain and laughed uglier than crying.

Although it was not enough for it to retire, it was enough for it to run away from the restaurant.

"awesome."

There was applause from the side.

The devil holding a wine glass came over and sat opposite Liu Zheng.

"Let's make a bet."

It said with a smile.

Now, the cows and horses cried louder than they laughed.

(End of this chapter)