It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 40 Liu Zheng I fuck your uncle

"Human, I'll fuck you."

Along with the shrill cry of the plane tree, its branches and leaves quickly turned yellow.

There are also many more wrinkles on its face.

It is summer now, but the plane trees seem to be in winter.

"Hahaha."

Liu Zheng laughed louder than it roared.

Gratitude returns kindness, resentment returns resentment.

French Plantain had set traps for him so many times, did he really think that he didn't bear a grudge?

Liu Zheng brought Tindalos here just to see if he could scare the tree and give him some vent.

I didn't expect the effect to be so good.

"Now we're even."

he said with satisfaction.

"Stupid human, do you think you are just harming me?"

The angry expression on the plane tree's face disappeared, replaced by a strange smile.

"what?"

Liu Zheng suddenly felt something was wrong.

But before he could react, the hound suddenly lowered its head and looked at a piece of black soil.

A piece of bark was stuck on the black soil.

Natasha Marceau is buried down there.

"Bravo! Looks like your box of moss will be wasted."

The plane tree gloated.

"Didn't you promise to keep it for me?"

"I agree to keep it for you, but only if I can do it."

"I am lucky enough to be able to protect myself from this dog. It is impossible for me to drive it away, and the rules will not force me to do anything."

The plane tree said leisurely.

Every time, Liu Zheng used the rules to trick it, and this time it was finally its turn to use the rules to trick this human.

"Help me stop it, and I'll give you another box of moss."

Liu Zheng said decisively.

"It's useless even if you give me another bottle of Vlad III. I really can't beat it."

The plane trees were not fooled.

"Tindalos, come back!"

He tried to call the hound back, but it ignored him.

It’s good enough if you don’t eat him. You really think you are its owner.

"Damn, now I'm really a clown."

Liu Zheng was rarely annoyed.

In the past, he encountered crises because of the situation, but this time he brought trouble upon himself.

"I can only hold out for one minute at most. If you can't come up with a solution within one minute, then you're out of luck."

"I will tell all the birds about your glorious deeds and let the whole world know how stupid you are as a human. Hahaha!"

Amid the wild laughter of the plane trees, the hound threw aside the black soil, revealing the cage of tree roots underneath.

Through the gap, you can see the small coffin and the small corpse inside the coffin.

"Ow!"

The hounds growled in dissatisfaction and tore at the tree roots.

Tree roots that are harder than steel become like tofu under its sharp teeth.

But every time a root was bitten off, another would replace it, temporarily blocking the hounds.

"What can I do?"

Liu Zheng sighed.

Even the plane tree could only be beaten, let alone him.

He was just a tool to accompany him for a walk, and Tindalos would never listen to him.

Huh? Be obedient?

Liu Zheng suddenly remembered the two words said by the mini man.

"Tindalos is very generous to those he likes."

"Tindalos is a good dog."

How did wolves become dogs?

He thought of a skinny wolf in the Hoh Xil in real life, which was fed egg yolk pie by tourists and turned into a fat dog. It was said that it had learned to roll over with its belly exposed.

Liu Zheng opened the legendary takeaway box, and inside was a replica of "Garlic Rice·Gonaohua".

Pets should also like the food that their owners like, right?
He gritted his teeth and walked to the edge of the black soil.

Seeing this, a trace of disappointment flashed across Plantain Tree's face.

"Good dog, it's time to eat."

Liu Zheng knocked on the plate with a spoon, making a crisp sound.

"Ow?"

The hound stopped biting and looked back blankly.

"Fresh brains, just like your master's."

he said seductively.

"Ow~"

The hound cheered, turned around and pounced in front of Liu Zheng.

"sit down."

The hound sat down as he was told.

"Hold the tentacle." The hound stretched out its claws and cut Liu Zheng's tentacle into three pieces.

Okay, just pretend it wasn't intentional.

"Eat, eat."

Liu Zheng put the plate on the ground.

The hound stuck out his tongue eagerly.

The hollow tongue tube kept moving, and the brain was shrinking at a speed visible to the naked eye, and finally turned into a thin skin.

"Ouch~~"

The hound let out a long howl.

You can tell that it is enjoying its meal very much.

The hound rubbed Liu Zheng's face with its head and then left the black soil area.

He finally felt relieved.

"Ow?"

The hound raised a paw and pointed at the plane tree.

The French plane tree's heart, which had been at ease, was weighed down again.

"It? No, no, no, we are not enemies. We are just buddies. We were just joking just now."

Liu Zheng took a look at it and said with a smile.

"Yes, yes, all of them are brothers."

The plane tree had a coquettish smile on its face, but dared not speak out its anger.

"Ow."

The hound nodded as if understanding, then spat out a bone.

"Name: Tindalos's Teething Stick (Disposable)"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect: After throwing, it can summon a Tindalos Hound, which lasts for three minutes."

"Note: Please note that the dog summoned may not be the original Tindaros dog."

“Can I take the copy out: No”

What a powerful weapon.

Liu Zheng picked up the bone happily.

"Ow."

Tindalos extended his claws and pointed at the bone whistle around his neck.

"Oh, I knew there would be no such good thing."

Liu Zheng sighed, took off the bone whistle and handed it to the hunting dog.

If there was a bone whistle, this teething stick would be a guided missile.

Without the teething stick, this thing becomes a portable nuclear missile launcher.

The main point is that only when everyone dies can we die truly. If you die, I die too.

Although there is a chance to summon Tindalos, judging from the excellent quality rating, the probability is obviously not very high.

"Ow~"

Tindalos patted Liu Zheng on the shoulder, then disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"Finally the walk is over."

He wiped the nonexistent cold sweat.

"Human, I'm going to kill you!"

As soon as the hound left, the plane trees started to attack.

Its face was distorted, and countless roots and branches intertwined, like a huge mouth of the abyss.

“I threw it away, huh?”

Liu Zheng lifted the bone.

"Don't you dare. The dog will eat you too."

The plane tree said firmly.

"It doesn't matter. You'll be with me in hell anyway."

"When the time comes, I'll put myself in the frying pan, and you'll be my firewood."

He said cheerfully.

"Humph, who wants to go to hell with you, disgusting."

The plane tree spat and retracted its roots.

"Don't be angry. I didn't expect it to turn out like this. I'll get you a bottle of good wine later."

Liu Zheng comforted.

"Don't be so ridiculous. Don't think I don't know what bad things you have in mind."

The plane trees didn't buy his tricks.

"I want two bottles."

"Okay, okay, two bottles is enough."

He is quick to accept advice.

"Go away, go away. I'm annoyed by the sight of you. Stupid human."

A tree root entangled Liu Zheng and then threw him away with force.

He was launched like a cannonball and landed two kilometers away.

"It hurts."

Liu Zheng touched his smashed butt and grimaced.

"You're so irritable, don't trees have periods, do they?"

He sat on the ground for a while waiting for his tailbone to heal, then limped towards the restaurant.

(End of this chapter)