It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 502: Niu Ma: No, are you really going to give it to me?

"It has a student who turned out to be in another teacher's class."

"The teacher didn't teach well, so he said the student was stupid and didn't study hard, so the parents transferred the student to the cow-horse class."

"After the transfer, the student's grades improved rapidly and his personality became more cheerful. His parents complained to the original teacher, saying that he was a poor teacher and made personal attacks."

"The teacher knew he was in the wrong and didn't dare to confront the parents anymore. He just hated the cow and horse. He relied on the fact that he was a relative of the boss and a long-time employee to often make things difficult for the cow and horse and acted in a sarcastic way."

"Recently, he poached the top student in the cow horse class. It caused quite an ugly scene."

The mandrill narrated what had happened.

"Will digging out the No. 1 player have any impact?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"If students from the cram school can get into a good school, not only will the students' parents appreciate it, but the cram school will also reward them."

"This achievement can also attract more good students, forming a positive cycle."

"Of course, this is what my relatives told me. I don't know what it means, but it has an impact anyway."

The mandrill replied.

"I see. Do you know the teacher's information and address?"

he asked again.

"Is my hat fixed?"

The mandrill asked back.

"I've already given it to the Weaving Spider. It'll take some time to repair it."

Liu Zheng said without changing his expression.

"Then I will tell you when you give me your hat."

"it is good."

He hung up the phone and scratched his head.

"Damn, I almost forgot again."

He cursed under his breath.

There are simply too many things. Liu Zheng is still a human brain after all, so it is impossible for him to remember them all.

However, his memory of the phone number was very clear, and he even automatically formed a memory palace in his mind.

Considering that the rule of not being able to save phone numbers was applicable to the entire metropolis, he felt that this was probably an inherent talent of the metropolis' residents.

"If only I could have one more day off."

Liu Zheng sighed.

With one more day off, he could clear off all the accumulated things.

Well, it could be more than that though.

Walking into the takeout aisle, he pressed his tentacle against the wall.

"I have found a pharmacist who can make the original formula and ordered twenty bottles. They should arrive today."

"But this is an addictive drug after all, so I took the liberty of adding ingredients that will make the taste worse but will not affect the efficacy. If you are disgusted, just step back and I will cancel it."

Liu Zheng said.

He waited quietly for a few seconds, but there was no movement in the takeaway lane.

"I also have some understanding of depression. In addition to medication, psychological treatment is also very important."

"If there's anything that would make you happy, like if you want to kill someone, eat something, blow up something, etc., just tell me and I'll do my best."

Liu Zheng said again.

"Paji!"

A mass of something fell in front of him.

Liu Zheng bent down and fumbled around for a while, then picked up a lump of something soft and elastic. The feel of it could be said to be exactly the same as jelly.

However, the item prompt did not appear.

"Thank you."

Liu Zheng thanked him, put the thing in his pocket, and continued walking forward.

“It smells so good!”

Back in the lounge, the cows and horses jumped up from the haystacks as he entered the door.

"What delicious food did you bring back, kid?"

Niuma licked his thick lips and said.

"What didn't you bring?"

Liu Zheng said blankly.

"Impossible, I can smell it. Where is it hidden? Take it out and let me eat it."

Niuma said impatiently.

"I really didn't bring it. I haven't even gotten the medicine I ordered."

He shrugged.

"Fart, it's in your pocket, I can smell it."

The cows and horses didn't believe his words at all.

"In my pocket? You don't mean that?"

Liu Zheng took out the food that the takeaway channel gave him from his pocket.

A piece of irregularly shaped translucent jelly with a small finger bone inside.

"Yes, yes, that's it. You actually got a piece of 'meat bone'."

The cows and horses nodded repeatedly, drooling.

"What are 'meat bones'?"

he asked.

"'Meat bones' are a higher level of 'meat'. It is a quantitative change as well as a qualitative change. The piece of 'meat bones' in your hand right now is worth a hundred portions of 'meat'."

Niuma said.

"so smart?"

Without thinking, Liu Zheng opened the legendary takeout box and put the "meat bones" in it, just in time to avoid the attack of the cows and horses.

"Hey, you're not thinking of eating alone, are you? You don't have any proper cultivation method, and you won't be able to digest much if you eat it. It's a complete waste, so you might as well give it to me."

Niuma said with a bad look on his face.

"I didn't plan to eat it. The gravekeeper reminded me last time and asked me to prepare more meat. This is just right for when I go to rob tombs, or to wait for the auction to see if I can exchange it for something good."

He said.

"You're auctioning off this kind of good stuff? Are you sick?"

The cows and horses cursed.

"The best things are the ones that can be used. If you can exchange other items with me, I can even give you the 'meat bones'."

"I don't care. I've been injured several times for you and I'm still not fully recovered. Please give me the 'meat bones' to replenish my body."

When the cows and horses saw that they couldn't win the argument, they started to act like a spoiled brat.

"Isn't the giant the one who collects 'meat'? If you want to eat 'meat bones', you can ask him for them."

Liu Zheng said helplessly.

His boss is Niuma, and the boss of Niuma is Oyinke, so Oyinke is naturally the big boss.

"The 'meat bones' it has collected must be handed over. Otherwise, why do you think the black market is protecting it?"

The cow and horse rolled their eyes.

"The boss didn't just take over half of the restaurant. He also did a lot of big things after he got out."

After saying that, it glanced at Liu Zheng.

"Of course, there's no way I can compare to you, kid."

If Oink is as capable of causing trouble as Liu Zheng, there is a high probability that he will not live long enough to be found on the black market.

"Keep a low profile, boss, you're praising me so much that I feel embarrassed."

Liu Zheng waved his tentacles.

"I'm not praising you!"

The cows and horses glared at him.

"Hurry up and give me the 'meat bones', otherwise you will have to deliver the takeaway food yourself from now on."

"Do you really want it?"

"Nonsense, why would I be here to tease you?"

Niuma said unhappily.

"Okay, take it then."

Liu Zheng took out the "meat bones" from the legendary takeaway box and put them into the mouths of the cows and horses.

"Hey, you really give it to me, kid?"

The cows and horses twitched their noses suspiciously.

"You are my boss, it's just a piece of 'meat bone'. If you really want to eat it, I'll give it to you."

He shrugged.

Their relationship is not unbreakable, but it is not something that can be broken by a piece of "flesh and bone".

Just like giving him a commemorative medal as if it were a cow or a horse, they would give it to him in a life or death situation without asking, but they would never give it to him if he wanted to pick up girls.

"I've used up my share from the boss a long time ago. Don't expect me to go find him to get the 'meat' for you."

Niuma said vigilantly.

"I know. I didn't expect you to do that."

Liu Zheng nodded.

I advanced one thousand portions of "meat" to buy him a place to go abroad.

"What do you mean? Am I not worthy of your trust?"

Cows and horses don't like to hear this.

"Pair, pair, pair. What about my 'meat'?"

Liu Zheng asked tentatively.

"I'll forgive you this time, but it won't happen again."

The cows and horses ate the "meat bones" at lightning speed, then looked away and said.

"hehe."

He rolled his eyes.

"You are confused, kid. Isn't this 'meat' something far away in the sky or right in front of you?"

Niu Ma said. "Where? You?"

"Of course not me. Okay, I knew you were trying to take my place."

Niuma was furious.

"Stop it, big man. Tell me now."

Liu Zheng was a little tired after running all day and was too lazy to play opposite it.

"Humph. Just go find whoever gave you the 'meat bones'. If they have even 'meat bones', there's plenty of ordinary 'meat'."

Niuma said.

"That makes sense. Okay, I'll ask when the time comes."

As they were talking, there was a knock on the door of the lounge.

"You go and open the door."

Niuma ordered.

"Oh."

Liu Zheng pushed open the door and saw Bai Yuji standing outside with a serious face.

"Huh? You're eating 'meat bones'?"

Its sharp eyes pierced the cattle and horses.

"Wow, you can smell it. Your nose is sharper than a dog's."

Niuma said cheerfully.

"This human brought this upon me again?"

The white-feathered chicken asked.

"He got it under my leadership."

Niuma corrected it.

"I really don't know where your luck came from. I'm going to tell the boss that new employees should have priority in choosing the kitchen staff in the future."

The white-feathered chicken said this rather jealously.

"You can't just give yourself the right to choose first. It depends on the department's performance. In terms of performance during this period, your kitchen and customer service department combined are no match for our takeaway department."

Niuma said confidently.

“Do his performance have anything to do with food delivery?”

"Why is it okay? If he didn't go out to deliver food, would he have the opportunity to cause trouble? If he didn't cause trouble, would he have achieved so many results?"

Niuma said confidently.

"I'm too lazy to tell you. Human, are you selling meat outside?"

The white-feathered chicken looked at Liu Zheng again and said.

"Can you see this?"

This time it was Liu Zheng's turn to be surprised.

“As a good chef, nothing can escape my eyes.”

The white-feathered chicken said proudly.

"Well, I'm short of money to go shopping, so I have no choice but to sell meat."

"Your meat is also the property of the restaurant. If you want to sell it, you can only sell it to me. This is just the first time. It won't happen again."

The white-feathered chicken said sternly.

"heard it."

He replied ambiguously.

"What did you buy?"

The white-feathered chicken asked again.

"I bought an egg."

Liu Zheng took out the dragon egg.

"Dragon eggs!"

The cows and horses swallowed the "meat bones" into their stomachs in one gulp and rushed over with saliva drooling.

"Human, sell me the dragon eggs!"

The white-feathered chicken also called out loudly.

"stop!"

Liu Zheng shouted, but it didn't work.

“This is what the boss wants.”

He immediately shouted again.

This time the effect was immediate, and the cows, horses and white-feathered chickens all stopped their actions immediately.

"You kid are not lying, are you?"

Niuma asked doubtfully.

"Boss, use your brain, would I dare to make up lies about the boss in the restaurant?"

Liu Zheng was speechless.

"That's true. Who are you calling brainless?"

The cow and horse kicked him in the buttocks.

"You mean you dare to do that outside the restaurant?"

The white-feathered chicken said sinisterly.

"Not to mention outside the restaurant, I wouldn't dare to do that even outside the Metropolitan. My loyalty to the boss is clear as day. My respect for the boss is clear as the blood moon. My heart is as clear as a mirror, and everything I say and do is loyal."

Liu Zheng suddenly stood at attention, put his right hand on his chest, and spoke passionately.

"It's a shame for you not to go to the City Hall, kid."

His sudden move left both of them at a loss as to what to do. After a long while, Niu Ma said something.

"The people in the customer service department should really come to the takeout department to learn some flattery skills from you."

The white-feathered chicken also said.

"Thank you, thank you for the compliment."

Liu Zheng bowed slightly to the two non-humans.

“We’re not complimenting you.”

The white-feathered chicken said expressionlessly.

"What the chef is saying is that it's wrong for me to express my loyalty to the boss?"

He said.

"I didn't say that, don't talk nonsense."

The white-feathered chicken's feathers exploded all of a sudden.

"I misunderstood, sorry."

Liu Zheng said this, but he didn't feel embarrassed at all.

Want to plot against him? When it comes to fanning the flames and playing with words, how can a cook compare to him who used to be a reporter?

"If you don't want to eat it, put it away and don't let us eat it here."

The cattle and horses interrupted their verbal exchange.

"Oh well."

Liu Zheng is quick to accept advice.

"Napoleon, what are you doing here again?"

Niuma asked.

"Send something to this human."

Baiyuji took off his chef's hat and pulled out a cosplay costume from it.

"Thank you, Chef Boss."

Liu Zheng took it with a smile.

"Don't be too happy too soon. When will you do what you promised me?"

The white-feathered chicken questioned.

"Now you can."

He calculated and said.

Laser pen, Santa mirror, cosplay costume, his trump cards this time are even more luxurious than the last time he went abroad. It should not be a problem to deal with a former member of the special operations team.

"Okay, I'll place the order right away."

The white-feathered chicken said decisively.

"Wait a minute, I'll invite Ottawa over and have it make the cosplay costume based on your look."

After Liu Zheng finished speaking, he called Big White Goose.

"Big brother, the cosplay costumes have arrived, and Chef Napoleon is here too. Could you please take the time to come over?"

he said respectfully.

"Okay."

The big white goose didn't say much and soon appeared at the door of the lounge.

"Long time no see, Ottawa."

The white-feathered chicken greeted first, but his tone was not enthusiastic.

"Long time no see, Chef Napoleon."

The big white goose also greeted back.

“Does this count as a meeting of the three department heads?”

Liu Zheng said as a joke.

"You are talking nonsense again, Minister Britain is the head of the customer service department."

The big white goose said angrily.

"The former supervisor is also a supervisor. Minister Britain represents the present of the customer service department, and you represent the past of the customer service department. Without the past, how can there be a future?"

He said with a grin.

"It's a shame you don't go to City Hall. You should ask the guys in the customer service department to come to you and learn some flattery skills."

The big white goose praised.

“This is our line!”

The cows, horses and white-feathered chickens said in unison.

(End of this chapter)