It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 6 A Piece of Meat and a Question

"How can that be?"

The plane tree subconsciously wanted to deny it, but its mouth kept opening and closing but no sound came out.

"Let me guess again, you can't lie?"

Liu Zheng raised his eyebrows.

The plane tree simply shut its mouth.

“What’s the best thing you own?”

He rolled his eyes and asked tentatively.

"Just because I can't lie doesn't mean I have to tell you, idiot human."

Seeing that the truth was revealed, the attitude of the French plane tree immediately became bad.

"Then let's make a deal, Mr. Tree."

Liu Zheng spread his hands.

"I don't do it with humans, fuck you."

The plane tree cursed loudly.

"You throw the cane over here, and I'll throw the urine over to you."

He said, suppressing a laugh.

"Why should I believe you?"

The plane tree said arrogantly.

"Want to drink? It's not urine that smells like alcohol, it's real alcohol. We also have juice, cola, coffee, and milk tea."

"Stop, you can get all these?"

The branches of the plane trees were in the right position.

"Don't forget, I'm the delivery man for the Bloody Restaurant."

Liu Zheng said, pointing at his uniform.

"I know, if you weren't a restaurant employee, I would eat you right now."

The plane tree rolled its eyes.

Several branches popped out like poisonous snakes and circled around his head, as if in protest.

He was shocked.

I thought it was because it wasn't within attack range, but it turns out that some condition was not met.

It seems that the identity of a restaurant employee is indeed a protective color. No wonder Niu Ma made him braver outside.

"I can't promise that I will get it, but I promise that once I get something to drink, I will trade it with you."

Liu Zheng said.

"Okay, human, you've convinced me."

The branches of the plane tree shook twice.

"You have to say that I am sincerely making a deal with a human like you."

he emphasized.

"I mean it. Oh, purée!"

The plane tree started cursing again.

Liu Zheng silently watched it break through the defense and its branches and leaves swayed.

"Well, I really want to make a deal with you, human."

After a moment, the plane tree finally accepted the reality.

"Then answer me a question first. How can I complete the transaction safely?"

"As long as you don't step on the soil or take my things without permission, I can't attack you."

The plane tree said happily.

It is surrounded by a circle of soil with a diameter of two meters, and the color of the soil is almost black.

"Then throw the cane over here, and give me a container for urine."

Liu Zheng said.

"Zut, how come humans have become so smart now?"

While complaining, the plane tree threw a human bone crutch and a rusty tin can at him.

"Because you ate all the stupid humans."

he sneered.

"What are you dissatisfied with, human? You also use our limbs for warmth, eat our embryos, and suck our blood."

The plane tree said with disdain.

"you're right."

Liu Zheng nodded and returned to the camphor tree.

He had no intention of arguing with the tree; he had neither the interest nor the time.

After selling out all the stock, Liu Zheng came to the plane tree carrying a tin can.

Stepping on the edge of the black soil, he aimed the mouth of the can at the mouth of the plane tree.

"Mince, what are you doing?"

cried the plane tree.

"I'm giving you urine to drink. What's wrong?"

Liu Zheng was puzzled.

You were so anxious just now, but now you are disgusted?
"Tree, I am a tree, do you understand? This mouth is just a decoration, the roots are my mouth."

The plane tree rolled its eyes.

"Okay, my question."

He shrugged and poured the liquid, which smelled strongly of alcohol, onto the tree root.

"Bien! That's the taste."

The plane tree had an intoxicated expression.

"As long as you like it. Goodbye, Mr. Shu. I have to go to work."

Liu Zheng threw the tin can on the ground.

"Don't call me Mr. Tree. I have a name. Call me Dai Lego."

The French plane tree said dissatisfiedly. "Okay, Mr. Dai."

He is quick to accept advice.

"Fuck you, forget it. I won't argue with a stupid human like you. Listen, if you can get a bottle of Shengtian Thatch Moss 53 degrees, I can give you something really good."

Dai Lego said.

"I try my best."

Liu Zheng nodded.

Since Niuma can get one bottle, he should be able to get a second bottle.

"You won't be disappointed, human. You'll need it if you want to stay alive and work in the restaurant."

Dai Lego said meaningfully.

After bidding farewell to the man-eating tree, he set off again.

This peeing took up quite a bit of time, but fortunately the new props were enough to make up for it.

"How do you use this thing?"

Liu Zheng waved his cane a few times and muttered to himself.

"A cane. It's just a cane, you stupid, suspicious human."

Dai Lego's irritable voice came from behind.

"Oh, thank you."

He said without looking back.

The needle does not poke, and there is after-sales service.

Da, da, da, da
Along with the rhythmic sound of the crutch tapping the ground, Liu Zheng felt his legs became a lot lighter.

"Those who use crutches are faster than those who walk. Chaofan is really interesting."

He shook his head and walked forward quickly.

There is not much time left.
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After rushing for a long time, Liu Zheng finally arrived at his destination with 10 minutes left.

Meilin Community.

There is a sentry box at the entrance of the community. The security guard inside is leaning back in a chair with his face covered with a wide-brimmed hat, and seems to be taking a nap.

He stared at the sentry box for a few seconds and decided not to take the initiative to contact it.

Fortunately, although the community has access control, it is possible to go around the parking pole to enter.

Liu Zheng tentatively stepped in and observed the sentry box.

After finding that the security guard did not react at all, he stepped his other foot in.

This dungeon world is full of strange rules, and you must be careful at all times without any prompts.

"Building 3, 503. Which building is Building 3?"

The community was not big, and he took a quick walk around and found that there were no signs on the buildings.

"It seems I can only find someone to ask."

Liu Zheng sighed.

Delivering a takeaway is so troublesome, the working people in this world are really miserable.

He returned to the gate of the community and knocked on the window of the sentry box.

"Hello."

Liu Zheng shouted.

The security guard sat up straight as if awakened from a dream, but did not take his hands off his hat.

"what's up?"

he asked.

His voice was hoarse and thin, like that of a castrati who had smoked too much.

"I'm the delivery man from the Bloody Restaurant. Excuse me, which building is Building 3?"

When the security guard heard the words "Bloody Restaurant", his hat seemed to tremble.

"A piece of meat."

He said.

"What meat?"

"Any meat will do. One piece of meat. Answer a question."

The security guard replied.

Liu Zheng looked at the takeaway box and thought the fish head inside should meet the requirements.

However, there will definitely be punishment for stealing takeout.

He checked his phone and saw that there were 6 minutes left.

Since I can’t steal takeout, I’ll have to find meat from somewhere else.

"Give me a knife."

Liu Zheng said.

"unnecessary."

The security guard took off his hat, and his eel-like head swayed in the air.

The smooth, scaleless top opens to reveal circles of tiny teeth.

It swam quickly in front of Liu Zheng, then stuck to his body, swimming around, as if looking for a good position to bite.

"Hurry up, if we can't deliver the food in time, we'll all be in trouble."

Liu Zheng threatened, suppressing his discomfort.

Perhaps these words worked, the eel head stopped swimming and bit his arm.

The pain of having his flesh and blood gouged out made Liu Zheng's forehead sweat, but he still gritted his teeth and didn't cry out.

But the magical thing was that when the eel head left his body, he found that there was no scar on his arm.

"That building."

The security guard raised his short, thick fingers and pointed the way to Liu Zheng.

"Thank you."

Liu Zheng ignored the pain and ran towards Building 3.

(End of this chapter)