It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 78 Listen to the WTF

"You are really amazing, kid."

Half an hour later, the cattle and horses came back excitedly.

There was a black plastic bag hanging on its corner, which was bulging with a lot of things.

"Did Salmon tell you the actual price?"

"That's right. That fish was really worth it. I made at least 30% more."

Niuma said happily.

Liu Zheng told it that the method was to bribe the calico cat with fish.

As a kitchen staff, and a fish lover, he should know the true value of these fish.

Sure enough, he made the right bet.

"Napoleon won't give it any trouble, will he?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"It's not losing money, why bother? Even though we made 30% more profit, that guy made at least double it."

Niuma said with some envy.

The advantage of working in a takeaway department is freedom, but in terms of making money it is far behind the kitchen.

"That's good."

He felt reassured.

The calico cat is his important channel to the inner kitchen, so it is best if nothing goes wrong.

Niuma put the bag on the ground and picked out two bottles of beautifully packaged wine and a piece of ham.

"These are my hard work fees, you don't mind, do you?"

It asked maliciously.

"No problem, sir, please enjoy your meal."

Liu Zheng made a gesture of invitation.

"Tsk, that's boring. You're not crazy when you should be. I even suspected that you were just pretending to be crazy."

The cow and horse muttered.

It's too lazy to deliver food now, and it's boring to stay in the lounge.

He was also hoping to find an excuse to beat Liu Zheng up for some fun.

"Don't you have a Sudoku magazine? Go do that when you're bored."

"I can't do anything. I feel sleepy when I see those grids."

The cows and horses shook their big heads.

"Isn't that just right?"

"Hey, it seems so."

Niu Ma seemed to understand something, and then he went to the cabinet and took out the Sudoku book.

"Oh, by the way, Napoleon said he would give me the knife as well."

Before it could finish its words, it started snoring.

"This hypnotic effect is too strong."

Liu Zheng burst out laughing.

It is recommended that the City Hall promote this throughout the city, which can significantly improve the sleep quality of residents.

He lowered his head and examined the proceeds of the transaction.

The bags were filled with drinks and food.

There were three bottles of wine and two canned drinks.

One of the bottles of tequila was excellent quality, the others were excellent.

"Name: Extra Bile Tequila"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect 1: Remove the 'poisoning' status (limited to below the severe level)."

"Effect 2: Medium chance of getting drunk"

"Note: This is brewed from the bile vomited out by thirty drunkards with advanced liver cancer. Every drop is filled with numb despair. It is a perfect companion for your sleep."

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

Remove the 'poisoned' status?
Seeing this effect, Liu Zheng suddenly remembered something.

The expired individual emergency rations seemed to cause poisoning, and he ate a lot of them.

He quickly opened the character panel, but saw that there was no "poisoning" in the status bar.

"System, am I not poisoned?"

Liu Zheng asked in his mind.

The system did not respond.

But since it's not in the status bar, it's gone.

As for the reason, he probably guessed it. It should be done by the so-called "God".

The "essence" needs to be reshaped, so it is easy to detoxify.

But it was just right. Looking at the yellow-green wine in the bottle, Liu Zheng really couldn't bring himself to drink it.

Let's give it to the plane tree. That guy can even drink contaminated moss, so this should be no problem for him.

As for the effects of other drinks, they were mediocre. He took out a bottle of "SB Calcium Milk" and gave it to Sycamore together with Tequila.

He put the rest in the cupboard and took it out when needed. He ate less, just one portion of braised offal and one portion of fried goose liver.

Interestingly, the braised offal was of excellent quality, while the pan-fried foie gras was merely excellent.

"Name: Bloody Selected Braised Offal Platter"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect 1: Restores a large amount of physical strength and makes up for a large number of deficiencies."

"Effect 5: Constitution +."

"Note: These are high-quality pig-headed people from the 'New Paradise' breeding farm. They undergo 49 days of hypnosis training before being released to ensure that every piece of meat is filled with the taste of happiness."

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

New Paradise Farm
Oyinke seems to have come from the "Paradise" farm.

The two farms, "New Paradise" and "Paradise", are obviously related in some way.

If I can figure it out, maybe I can get in touch with Oink.

If you have this big guy protecting you, there will be basically no problem in passing the level.

Liu Zheng shook his head and put the idea aside for the time being.

He has too many things to do now, and he can't bite off more than he can chew, so he should get the legendary delivery man suit first.

He sat back on his stool and placed the platter of marinated offal and foie gras on the ground.

After thinking about it, Liu Zheng took out another bottle of wine from the cabinet.

He took a sip of water and a sip of wine, and in a trance, he seemed to be back to the time when he first started working.

At that time, his daily happiness was to buy a portion of braised food, two steamed buns and a bottle of beer.

I go back to the rental house, turn on a longer video or movie, and eat while watching it.

It doesn't matter what you watch, just for some sound.

Later, Liu Zheng stopped doing this because his stomach was damaged from drinking too much at social events and he felt nauseous at the sight of alcohol.

Speaking of which, "Rebirth of Flesh and Blood" is a great way to entertain people.

As long as he can drink the leaders to death, he will be the leader.

After eating and drinking, Liu Zheng felt sleepy due to the snoring of cattle and horses, and gradually fell asleep.

When he woke up from his nap, his body shape had returned to its original size.

Because of the increase in physical strength, the seaweed on the head even grew a lot, reaching the shoulders.

But why long hair?

He pulled hard at the seaweed, but it didn't come off.

Liu Zheng tried to cut it with the boning knife again, and this time he cut it easily.

"what?"

He felt that seaweed should be more resilient.

Thinking of the effect of the boning knife, Liu Zheng had a terrible guess.

Is it possible that the ingredients of his hair are of very high quality?

Shit, next time the white-feathered chicken sees him, won’t its comb become engorged with blood?
Then just stuff his head into the pot to make soup, it will definitely taste delicious.

Then it received unanimous praise from customers, and they specifically asked for Liu Zheng's brain soup every time they came.

By then, he would be soaked in the pot 24 hours a day, without even the chance to look up.

Hiss, it’s scary just thinking about it.

Of course, if the price of white-feather chickens is right, he is not unwilling to make some sacrifices.

After all, the customer is God.

Just as Liu Zheng was daydreaming in a half-asleep state, a ghost hand crawled in.

Seeing the wine bottle on the ground, the ghost hand was stunned for a moment, then opened its palm towards Liu Zheng.

He nodded and took a bottle of wine from the cabinet and gave it to Ghost Hand.

The ghost hand swallowed the bottle, burped, and then did a finger dance on the spot.

"This alcohol tolerance is quite poor."

Liu Zheng shook his head.

Come to think of it, if Ghost Hand is really a legendary delivery man, then it should know more than cows and horses.

Thinking of this, he took out the photo of the giant mouth whale and placed it in front of the ghost hand.

The ghost hand shook and looked for a while, then bent its fingers a few times.

For it, this should mean a nod.

You really know that.

Liu Zheng was a little excited.

Then, the ghost hand suddenly grabbed his collar.

Before Liu Zheng realized what was happening, he flew up.

"boom!"

He stared in amazement as the door was knocked flying and he himself was dragged out of the lounge by the ghost hand.

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

Liu Zheng and the awakened cattle and horses cried out together.

(End of this chapter)