Chapter 84 Debate
Lu Yifan gladly accepted the old professor's invitation to go on stage.

We don't care what your real intention is.

Speaking of the ability to think independently.

Hey, isn't this a coincidence? There aren't many other things in my mind, but in my previous life I read jokes online about how to have the ability to think independently.

Like this kind of novelty stuff.

Then don’t have too much!
"Professor Jin called me to the stage to give a speech on what independent thinking is. I won't say much to thank you..."

Lu Yifan walked onto the stage confidently.

He waved to the audience in great style, grabbed the microphone and started speaking.

"For example!"

"If someone, in order to show that he has the ability to think independently and his way of thinking is very different, starts to be unconventional in everything and pursues something completely different from the public's perception, just like what Professor Jin said before, he would rather become a nitpicker first, subconsciously use nitpicking thinking to exercise his independent thinking ability..."

On the side, Professor Jin was surprised: Have we ever expressed it like this?

Principal Zhou, Principal Liu and others were also puzzled and heard the subtext behind Lu Yifan's words.

This kid seems to have a lot of problems with Professor Jin? !

Lu Yifan didn't care what others thought of him. "Let me give you an analogy! Maybe it will be easier for everyone to understand this way."

He continued,

"For example, everyone knows that feces are smelly and unpleasant, and you can't eat them. This is basic common sense, right?

But there are some people who, in order to show their independent thinking ability and argumentative thinking, insist that shit does not stink, and not only can it be eaten, it tastes particularly good and is rich in nutrients!
Under such a situation.

How can I convince this person?

Let him believe that shit is smelly and cannot be eaten..."

Wow!
There was a burst of laughter at the scene.

Standing aside were Principal Zhou and Principal Liu, both of whom were extremely nervous.

When we first heard Lu Yifan give such an example, we couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Mr. Lu, we know that you give examples to help everyone better understand what a nitpicker is and what independent thinking ability is.

But we are in a university classroom after all.

When we give examples, can't we be a little more elegant?

Professor Jin's expression looked like a patient suffering from severe constipation.

His face was extremely ugly.

All you talk about is shit, piss and fart. Mr. Lu, your performance is so disappointing!
"Student Lu, your example is too extreme. It is a common-sense concept. If a person can misunderstand whether shit smells good or not, he is not qualified to think independently. I believe that there are not such stupid people in the student group of Yanqing Second School. So the example you cited is not valid at all..."

Professor Jin responded in a serious tone.

The atmosphere at the scene suddenly became stagnant. The teachers and students who were originally laughing happily soon stopped smiling and became serious.

Lu Yifan looked at Professor Jin's serious attitude and sensed suspicion in his tone.

"So, Professor Jin, if there are really students among you who are so critical and question everything, and insist on proving from a dog's perspective that shit smells good and is delicious..."

"Professor Jin, I wonder how you would persuade such a student if you really encountered such a student?"

Huh? !

Can you analyze whether shit smells good or not from a dog's perspective?

Professor Jin was stunned.

I immediately began to think deeply.

Not to mention, when the other teachers and students at the scene heard Lu Yifan's subsequent question, once the "dog's perspective" was raised, everyone couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

Yes, yes!

Shit is not edible if it is smelly. This is a matter of perspective.

But for dogs.

If only I could eat my master's fresh, hot poop right away...

Let’s just say, for a dog, how could it not be the happiest and warmest moment in its life?
"Professor Jin??"

"So, now you are also doubting whether shit smells good or not. It's not a matter of fixed and unchanging basic common sense, right?"

Lu Yifan asked with evil intentions.

Professor Jin hesitated for a moment, but still nodded seriously, "It seems that I am superficial. Mr. Lu's inspiration is, well, very insightful. The key point you just expressed is undoubtedly the best interpretation of what is independent thinking ability.

Mr. Lu is indeed not an ordinary person. I have learned a lesson from him."

This person bowed to Lu Yifan very solemnly.

It seems that Zhen was convinced by Lu Yifan's fallacies!

Seeing this is the attitude of others.

Lu Yifan felt embarrassed instead.

If there is an ambush behind.

He was a little embarrassed to mention it again.

"Mr. Lu, let me ask you the same question as before. You asked me how to persuade such a student, but I can't think of a suitable reason. I would like to ask Mr. Lu to respond to everyone, how would you persuade him?"

Lu Yifan laughed, "I would choose to stay away from such people and not say a single unnecessary word."

Professor Jin was stunned. "Why? Isn't this a good opportunity for students to think independently and deconstruct the problem?"

Lu Yifan wanted to say something casually, the other party has fucking replaced himself with a dog, do you also want to replace the world with a dog?
After all, it's not the right occasion.

At this moment, Lu Yifan probably understood the level of ideological cognition of Professor Jin.

As the saying goes, if you don't agree, there's no need to talk too much.

This old man has obviously gone a little too far in his research on philosophy, literature and history.

"Professor Jin, if someone insisted to tell you that the smokeless coking coal from the No. 7 shaft of the Xishan No. 3 Mine is more efficient in igniting aviation rockets, would you still be interested in chatting with him?"

"ah?!!"

Professor Jin still seemed to be unable to react. "The combustion efficiency of smokeless coking coal used for aviation rocket launches should indeed be higher than that of ordinary coal. As for the No. 7 shaft of the Xishan No. 3 Mine you mentioned..."

“Pfft~~~”

Lu Yifan burst out laughing in public in a very ungraceful manner.

On the side, Principal Zhou, Principal Liu and others were also unable to hold back their laughter.

They are not as presumptuous as Lu Yifan.

I want to laugh but I can't.

It's so uncomfortable.

The reactions of teachers and students on the scene were even more colorful.

"Student Lu is amazing. I seem to have finally understood what independent thinking is..."

"Hey, classmate, do you also think shit smells good or not?"

"Hahahaha, the smokeless coking coal from the No. 7 shaft of the Xishan No. 3 Mine has the highest combustion efficiency and is most suitable for providing a launch power source for aviation rockets..."

"From a dog's perspective, what you said really makes sense!"

"So, Professor Jin said that if you want to develop your independent thinking ability, can you really start by questioning everything?"

"Mom, what are you guys talking about? Why am I getting more and more confused..."

(End of this chapter)

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