After rebirth, I became Qingmei's white moonlight

Chapter 1 Reborn, but in kindergarten

I have to admit that the woman in front of me is really beautiful. She has light makeup on her face and a teardrop mole under the corner of her eye, which adds a bit of charm to this youthful face.

The information stated that she was a college graduate. If she didn't look somewhat like the young Bai Yueguang, Jiang Shu would probably not bother to pay attention to her.

There was no shortage of women in his life. His only regret was that he had never had a serious relationship. Later, when he got older, apart from satisfying his physical needs, he never considered getting married.

There are quite a few pretty girls who are willing to pay for Mr. Jiang, but in the end, isn't it all for the little money he has?

If my parents hadn't been urging me to get married, after all, I'd be almost 40, and if I hadn't started a family yet, when would I have children? When would they have grandchildren?
Hence the interesting scene we have now.

"Uncle, how can you be so shameless? You are already old and still go out to blind date with young people. Do you really think you can be an old cow eating young grass? Don't you see what kind of person you are?"

The young woman looked at the man sitting opposite her with disdain, even though his appearance was not as terrible as she said. His facial features could even be called handsome, and he had a temperament unique to his age.

But he was dressed very casually, without a single brand name item on his body, and his carefully tailored suit even had pilling on it. At first glance, he looked like a salesperson.

She just felt disgusted about this kind of man who had no money but wanted to find a young and beautiful woman to be his wife.

It's like a toad wanting to eat swan flesh.

If it wasn't for the hot weather today and he had ordered her an iced American coffee in advance, she wouldn't even want to sit down and say a few words.

But it doesn't matter, it's a good way to relieve the boredom of the summer heat. I'll quietly take a photo later and post it on Xiaohongshu to let the girls see the current shrimp head larvae.

She even thought of a title: [Who in my family would understand? I met a wretched old man on a blind date. I’m speechless.]

"Oh? Tell me, what kind of person am I?" Jiang Shu crossed his legs and leaned lazily against the chair. He no longer had any hope for this woman.

The agreed time was at 2pm, and he arrived on time. However, this woman was not only half an hour late, but she also didn't even say sorry. Her manners were extremely low.

Normally, there are countless women who want to be Mrs. Jiang, but they are all too materialistic. Jiang Shu doesn't think he can find true love at his age, but this is the first time he has seen a woman who has contempt written all over her face.

"A good man of your age would have assets worth at least several million, right? Look at you, a greasy, wretched old man, do you have a six-digit balance in your bank account? Do you feel bad for coming here to have a cup of coffee? But you have to pretend to be rich for the sake of face?"

The woman was not very old, but her words were extremely insulting: "You don't even bother to dress up for a blind date, you deserve to be a bachelor until you die!"

Her ideal man is a young, tall, rich and handsome man. If he is older, he should at least be a successful man like Liu Qiangdong, not the wretched old man opposite her. It's a pity that she even put on makeup specially for him. It's such a waste of time.

"Several million?" Jiang Shu smiled meaningfully and looked at her as if she were a real clown.

The woman didn't understand what was going on. She pointed at the aesthetically designed supercar outside the window and said mockingly, "Do you see that Porsche? To you, it's a car you can never get even if you work hard all your life. But to some people, it's just a grocery shopping cart that can be replaced at will."

"This is the good stuff? You should have said it earlier."

Jiang Shu took out a small car model with a look of sudden realization and played with it. It not only had a Porsche logo on it, but also three common car key icon buttons.

The woman opposite was stunned for a moment, pursed her sexy lips, and felt a little nervous.

But he still said stubbornly: "Who are you trying to scare? It's just a fake keychain..."

Jiang Shu couldn't help but sneer, without explaining, he pressed his thumb lightly, and the Porsche outside the window suddenly started, the lights flashed, the tail wing opened, and the style was instantly maximized.

The young woman was stunned. Her pretty face felt burning hot. This, this, this... why was the situation different from what she had imagined?
Shouldn't he be a wretched, penniless old man? How could he be a hidden rich bachelor?!

Or do the rich people nowadays like to play the pig and eat the tiger?

She bit her lip, her mind was working very fast at this moment, or rather, her expression changed very fast, she didn't care about her face at all.

"I've long noticed that you're different from other men, humorous and witty. Men like you are the most attractive." The woman calmed down, sat up straight, smiled slightly, and completely forgot about the sarcasm she had just made towards Jiang Shu.

"Humorous and witty? I still prefer your rebellious look at the beginning." Jiang Shu said contemptuously.

The woman pretended not to understand and continued to promote herself, saying coquettishly, "Bad uncle, you are teasing me again. My name is Qu Yourong, and I have big breasts."

As he said this, he deliberately puffed out his chest.

Jiang Shu smiled and continued to play with the Porsche keys. He was not interested in knowing what the woman's name was or whether her breasts were really big. He stayed here just to see how clownish she could be.

"Well... in that case, let's get down to business."

Hearing this, the woman breathed a sigh of relief. Although she had been left with little health at the beginning, she still had a chance to fight back.

"You look only 22, right? I'm 38 this year. If I were two years older than you, I could almost be your father." Jiang Shu looked at the delicate features opposite him with a half-smile on his face.

Hearing this very subtle teasing, the woman was very sure that she could hook this diamond bachelor. After all, she was absolutely confident in her appearance and figure.

"Dad...it's not impossible..." She raised her hand to fan herself. Feeling a little hot, she calmly pulled her collar to let in some air, revealing a bright white complexion.

"Oh?"

Jiang Shu stared at her chest. She really lived up to the name Yourong. The smile on his face became more and more intriguing.

If you have no money, you are just a dirty old man, but if you have money, you can make her call you daddy.

Tsk, money is such a good thing.

"I have lacked fatherly love since I was young, and I really want a father who can love and care for me."

She took a sip of coffee and inadvertently let her tongue circle her lips, but her eyes were fixed on Jiang Shu, revealing a rare hint of shyness.

This was a subtle seduction. She knew that this older bachelor liked young and beautiful bodies and was willing to spend any amount of money for them.

Especially since the other party is still single and there is no risk of him/her becoming a mistress, you should seize the opportunity.

"Really? I also want to have a daughter. Tell me, what are the conditions for marriage?"

Jiang Shu knew exactly what she was thinking, so he didn't beat around the bush and just wanted to see what other tricks she had up her sleeve.

Hearing this, the girl couldn't help but feel happy. She knew that old men were all lustful evil spirits, especially those old men who were still unmarried at an old age.

As long as you use your tricks secretly, you don't have to worry about him not taking the bait.

He was completely different from the few ordinary men she had dated before, who were completely fascinated by her the moment they met, but ended up not being able to afford the 38.8 yuan dowry.

"Well, there aren't really any conditions. I didn't plan to have one, but there are some customs in our area, and it wasn't easy for my mom to give birth to me and raise me..."

Jiang Shu smiled without saying anything, raised his hand, inadvertently revealing the Richard Miller on his wrist, and motioned to continue.

The little girl took a deep look at him and further speculated how rich this man was and whether she would become a wealthy wife after marrying him.

"I am the only daughter in my family. According to the customs in our area, the dowry for an only daughter marrying far away is not much, only 88.8 yuan."

Seeing that Jiang Shu was still smiling, she gradually became bolder.

"My father died early, and my mother raised me with great difficulty. I vowed to let her live a good life. If we get married, the money for her support will certainly be considerable. I think 66.6 is a very auspicious number."

"As for the house, I believe that the uncle must have a big house. I am not picky. I hope that the biggest one can be our wedding house, and our names will be written on the property certificate."

"And I don't want to be separated from my mother. She will definitely be very sad if she lives alone without me. If you think she will hinder our lives, you can buy her a separate house in the same community so that she can visit me often."

"The most important point is that you are 16 years older than me, uncle. Although I like you very much, my mother may not agree. In order to reassure her and to make our marriage happy, I have to keep the salary card after we get married. But don't worry, I will definitely not spend money recklessly."

"That's it? That's all?" Jiang Shu sneered softly.

"what?"

The girl was stunned for a moment, thinking that the conditions she proposed were too simple, but she felt relieved when she thought that he was a wealthy bachelor.

I hesitated whether to add a few more sentences, such as hardware fees, boarding fees, getting off fees, changing of words fees, banquet fees and so on.

"Where are you from, little girl?" "Hexi."

After hearing this, Jiang Shu immediately understood. No wonder he dared to ask for such a high price.

The awakened women in this place can only be conquered by He Xi's cousin, who is as famous as Richard Miller and Patek Philippe.

Not to mention how much his villa is worth, the sky-high bride price of 88.8 yuan alone would force young people today to take out a bride price loan in advance or take out a loan to continue the family line.

Of course, Jiang Shu could still come up with some of this money, but does he look like a brainless idiot?

The price is so expensive, is it gold and diamond-studded?

With this money in hand, he can have a brand new one every day, 365 days a year, with no repeats, and he still won't be able to spend it all.

Is it really worth it to buy a wife who you don't know how old she is to take care of you? Not only will you have to hand over your salary card, but the child you give birth to may not be the same as you are.

Speaking of which, Jiang Shu had a hard time in his early years. He had poor grades when he was a child and was admitted to the most useless third-tier university in the college entrance examination. He learned nothing in school. After graduation, he worked in sales and as a delivery man. He also worked in a factory for two years. Unexpectedly, before he could even enjoy his first month's salary, he was cheated away by a factory girl who ran away.

Later, I felt that there was no future in working, so I quit my job and stayed at home to write novels. However, I found that I was not cut out for it, so I learned from others to make short videos. After three years of hard work, I relied on my keen sense of smell to get involved in a hot event at the time, which became more popular than expected. Then I started live streaming to sell goods, and set up a company to shoot earthy short dramas. Only then did my career slowly get on the right track.

He never denied that he benefited from the traffic dividend, but this little money was just a drop of soup that leaked out from the fingers of capital.

With a little hype, a remake of a weight-loss film can make a ton of money.

Therefore, Mr. Jiang, who had experienced a lot of hardships, felt nauseous when facing this extremely realistic woman.

Is this the awakened woman of the new era who opens her eyes to see the world but closes her eyes when talking about bride price?
But go to hell with you.

"I think I have no problem meeting these conditions, but do you think you are worthy of them?" At this point, Jiang Shu's tone had become more sarcastic.

But the awakened girl was obviously overwhelmed by the first half of the sentence and subconsciously ignored the second half.

"Of course I have no problem. I'm only 22 years old this year. I just quit my job not long ago and am currently preparing for the civil service exam. I used to be the most beautiful girl in the class. The boys chasing me could line up from the dormitory building to the school gate. And you said it yourself, you are 38 years old this year, almost old enough to be my father. Normally, the woman who would be interested in you is probably a divorced woman around 40 years old, right? Maybe even with a child. Uncle, do you think there is a better candidate than me?"

The little girl said this in a condescending manner with a strong sense of pity, and her tone sounded as if Jiang Shu was lucky enough to marry a woman like her.

Her greatest asset is her young and beautiful body. If she were to enter the system, the man worthy of her would have to be at least a serious department-level cadre.

No matter how rich you are, aren't you still an old bachelor? It's your blessing that my lady likes you, and you're still so picky?
"Just quit = no job, planning to take the exam ≠ can get a job."

Jiang Shu couldn't help laughing. He had seen this kind of PUA rhetoric many times. To deal with such women, you should use the set of rules that they like to mark prices with, and return them mercilessly.

"You know what? With a beauty like you, I can spend ten thousand dollars touring the city for a week without even having to carry an umbrella."

"As for you, you are just a fool with greed and stupidity written all over your face. Is it because the purple mood leaked electricity that caused hallucinations and caused water to flow back into your brain? Looking at your obvious cognitive ability after the replacement of your large intestine and brain, what exactly made you think I would marry you? I suggest you connect a wire to your brain and finally press the switch of the purple mood. This way you can generate enough electricity at once, which can be considered as using your brain."

After saying that, Jiang Shu suddenly stood up, looked at her with extreme contempt, and walked out of the cafe in a cool manner with the car keys.

The fairy was left with a pale face, cursing at the air in front of her after her defense was suddenly broken.

……

After venting, Jiang Shu felt much better and could even hum a song on the way home.

But he also didn't understand when this society became like this, with all kinds of conflicts between men and women, like a powder keg that could explode at any time.

The once innocent and beautiful days of youth can never be returned.

Jiang Shu sighed helplessly. There was nothing he could do. People started to feel nostalgic when they got older, even though he had never been in a relationship when he was in school.

But who doesn’t have a white moonlight in their heart?
He is 38 and still not married. Isn't he allowed to think about it?

But, what did she look like? I can't remember...

In the moment he was distracted, the oncoming car suddenly swayed from side to side and hit him hard.

"屮!"

Jiang Shu cursed loudly and subconsciously stepped on the brakes. He heard a loud "bang" and lost consciousness at the moment the front of the car was severely deformed.

"Wow! Teacher Zhang, Xiaoshu fell into the toilet!"

The chattering sounds around him made Jiang Shu's head hurt, and his body felt wet and uncomfortable.

He opened his eyes dazedly, and what he saw was a narrow and cramped space, and his perspective was inexplicably much lower.

When did door handles become so high?
There were many children surrounding him and laughing at the door. Before he could understand what was going on, he saw a delicate little girl with deer antlers leading an adult in.

"Teacher Zhang, look, Xiaoshu has fallen into the toilet again!" She looked inexplicably cute while pinching her nose while speaking.

"Wow! Jiang Xiaoshu, why are you so careless? This is your second time this week! Let the teacher see if there is any stinky stuff on you! "

Jiang Xiaoshu?
I?
This name is a bit old...

Jiang Shu was still thinking when Teacher Zhang lifted him up from the squat toilet with one hand the next second.

"It's okay, it's okay, there's no papa."

Teacher Zhang couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. The kindergarten's toilet was not a dry toilet. Compared to the sticky feces, the urine on the clothes was much easier to clean. It was nothing more than washing it a few more times with water.

So what happened next completely stunned Jiang Shu. He, a 38-year-old adult, was forcibly stripped of his clothes by the teacher. He was unable to resist and was forced to take a bath naked in front of a group of children.

Looking at the group of smiling kids around him, Jiang Shu felt numb. What was going on?
Even if you are reborn, can you choose a good time? You have to make it so awkward, right?
He has completely calmed down now. He vaguely remembers that he had a blind date with a prostitute in a coffee shop, and then was forced to get into a car accident on the way home. After waking up, he became what he is now.

Judging from the surrounding environment, it should be a kindergarten, but I don’t know whether it is a large class or a medium class, but it definitely won’t be a small class.

Was it around 04 or 05?
When Jiang Shu thought of this situation, he felt a little sad.

Others were reborn in high school, and quickly became rich by relying on their foresight into future generations, but when it came to him, he became just a few-year-old kid.

No matter how many tricks he had, he was helpless.

[The host has been detected to be over 18 years old, and the system is officially activated]

【Name: Jiang Shu】

[Age: 18 years old]

【Academic status: Senior year】

[Skill: None]

Looking at the translucent light curtain in front of him, Jiang Shu was stunned. 18 years old, senior year of high school, what the hell?

I haven't even grown up yet, and you're telling me I'm 18 years old?!

[This system is dedicated to turning the host into a modern-day all-around male god. It is detected that the host is too ordinary and has no special talents. If nothing unexpected happens, he will definitely fail the college entrance examination and his future is bleak.]

[Special reward for newbies: a gift pack as encouragement]

【Do you want to open it? 】

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(New author, new book, please collect it OvO)

(End of this chapter)