After rebirth, I became Qingmei's white moonlight

Chapter 12: Rebirth: I am a dragon in kindergarten (Thanks to Timothion for the reward)
When he returned home, Jiang Xiaoshu had already been taken to the bathroom by his mother to take a bath. At his strong request, he could complete such a simple task as taking a bath independently without the help of his parents.

Seeing how confident he was, Fu Wanying believed him for once, but with one request: the door must not be closed when taking a shower, so that if anything went wrong, his parents could remedy the situation in time.

Jiang Shu looked down helplessly at the sapling. It still had a long way to go if it wanted to grow into a big tree with deep roots.

Listening to the sound of water running in the bathroom, Jiang Yimin took the opportunity to sort out his son's toys and put depreciated prices on them all.

I was really scared by that kid today. He actually instigated his wife to go to the Internet cafe to catch a cheating husband. Is this something a biological son would do?

He had a vague premonition that if he failed to complete the task assigned by Jiang Xiaoshu, he would probably suffer a lot in the future.

"Wife, do you feel that our son has become a different person? His tone, movements, behavioral habits and most importantly, his knowledge are completely different from him." Jiang Yimin said with pursed lips.

"Of course I can see it." Fu Wanying nodded and said, "But the question is, if he is not our son, then who is he? It can't be a monster, right?"

"I didn't say that." Jiang Yimin quickly shook his head to deny it.

Nowadays, we pay attention to science. Concepts such as monsters, souls, time travel, and rebirth have no scientific basis.

"Okay, don't think too much. As long as he is our son, everything is changing for the better. Isn't it better? We can worry less in the future. If he is naughty like before and gets into trouble, you will be in trouble."

"Yeah...that's right."

"You don't know, today I heard that Xiaoshu bullied Yaoyao and made her cry again, and guess what happened? It was other children who wanted to bully Yaoyao, but Xiaoshu stood up and drove them all away with a stick." Fu Wanying said with a smile.

Jiang Yimin raised his eyebrows and stopped what he was doing: "Is this true? This brat is quite capable."

"Isn't that right?"

As the young couple talked, the sound of running water in the bathroom slowly stopped.

Jiang Shu dried his body with a towel, put on the pajamas his mother had prepared for him, and walked to the living room in slippers to find a hair dryer.

"Do you want to go to bed now or play for a while?" Fu Wanying asked while blowing his hair.

"Mom, I want to sleep alone." Jiang Shu said.

He was just thinking about this problem while taking a shower. Although his body is still a little weak at the age of 5, it is barely enough to take care of himself.

The main reason is that he has been used to sleeping alone for the past 38 years. Now he has become a child sandwiched between his parents, which must be very uncomfortable for him.

It would be hilarious if you were woken up by a strange noise in the middle of the night and found out that your mom was actually a monster eating your dad's intestines.

Therefore, after careful consideration, Jiang Shu decided to sleep alone.

"What's wrong? Isn't it good for you to sleep with us? What if you kick off the quilt in the middle of the night? What if you wet the bed? What if you roll out of the bed while sleeping?" Fu Wanying asked three questions in succession.

"Mom, I'm grown up now. I won't kick the quilt, I won't wet the bed, and I won't roll under the bed. If you're worried, you can let me sleep alone for one night and try." Jiang Shu answered calmly.

"But aren't you most afraid of the dark? Do you really dare to sleep alone? Aren't you afraid of ghosts, dirty things like Grandma Wolf, etc?"

"Only fools believe that there are ghosts in this world. I'm not a fool." Jiang Shu pursed his lips. As a successor of socialism and a staunch materialist, he believed that the talk of ghosts and gods was totally unreliable.

"Wife, if Xiaoshu wants to sleep alone, let him sleep. He is 5 years old, not young anymore. As his parents, we can't protect him forever." Jiang Yimin blinked and said suddenly.

The main thing is that this brat sleeps between them every day. Whenever the couple wants to be intimate, they have to look at his face. They have long wanted to drive him away.

Isn't this the opportunity?
Fu Wanying naturally understood what her husband meant. Thinking that there might be a big battle tonight, her face turned slightly red.

"Well, okay, then let's try sleeping for one night. I'll blow-dry his hair first, and then make the bed." At this moment, the live broadcast of the Welfare Lottery Double Color Ball draw was being broadcast on TV, and Jiang Yimin was watching with great interest.

He is not a lottery player. He just spends 2 yuan to buy a ticket occasionally. It doesn't matter whether he wins or not. He just considers it as a contribution to the country.

As for Jiang Shu, it was even worse. He knew he couldn't win the prize no matter what, so he was too lazy to spend even two dollars.

But then again, he is neither a lottery player nor a football fan. In his 38 years of life, he has never watched a complete football game and doesn't even know the specific rules.

I just know that each team has 11 players on the field, and this is because of the joke about giving birth to a football team.

If he had known that he could be reborn, Jiang Shu would have memorized all the winning lottery numbers of the past few decades, or remembered the scores of every World Cup, so that he would not be as passive as he is now.

After being reborn, he only has the advantage of foresight and knows the general direction of subsequent social development, but he doesn't know how to invest, do research and development, or trade stocks. Even though there were opportunities everywhere in the country in 2005, he could do nothing.

After all, he is only five years old now.

Jiang Shu felt helpless when he thought of this extremely cruel reality.

Who made him a poor student in his previous life? He had achieved nothing before the age of 32. Later, he was lucky enough to catch the last opportunity of short videos and made a fortune.

From this perspective, if Jiang Shu doesn’t want to repeat the same mistakes he made in his previous life, he can only plan his old business in advance.

Around 2013, with the gradual popularization of mobile terminals and the maturity of 4G technology, he could be the first person to try out the self-media short video field.

Even though he was only 13 years old at that time.

Of course, the premise of all this is that there is no system, and he can only wait for the development of the times step by step, because he really does not have the qualifications or ability to become a trend-setter and add fuel to the flames, and can only be one of the bigger fish.

But now the system has been unexpectedly awakened, allowing him to see a slightly different world.

The original single-field development has turned into rich and colorful infinite possibilities.

If he wanted, he could even become a top mixed martial arts (MMA) fighter and win the highest prize in the UFC.

It can be said that life is full of peaks.

After a while, Fu Wanying made the bed in the second bedroom. Jiang Shu watched TV for a while out of boredom, then climbed onto the bed and went to sleep.

After all, I'm used to the high-definition resolution of later generations, and when I look at the current low-quality images, I always feel that they are not quite right.

Fu Wanying looked very pleased. A child who doesn't cause his parents to worry must be here to repay their gratitude, right?

Jiang Shu closed his eyes and thought about how he had accidentally completed a new task.

Even though this unreliable system was launched thirteen years in advance and the tasks issued were increasingly bizarre, it seemed that they were not impossible to complete.

It can even be said that the targets of the mission thirteen years ago were only kindergarten age, and they were all ignorant, but he seemed to be able to kill dragons at will!

Rebirth Kindergarten is so great!

Afterwards, Jiang Shu turned on the concentration mode and fell asleep in a state of complete concentration.

[Skill: Concentration Lv.1 (2/10) Cooling down]

This
(End of this chapter)