After rebirth, I became Qingmei's white moonlight
Chapter 17 Jiang Shentong beats up a child
Chapter 17 Jiang Shentong beats up a child (Please collect)
Jiang Shu inexplicably felt that there were 48 hours in a day, and the time was unbearably long. Every once in a while he glanced at the wall clock, and it seemed as if nothing had moved.
He suddenly envied those carefree children who spent the whole day playing and probably hadn’t played enough. But to Jiang Shu, going to kindergarten was pure torture.
He really couldn't fit in. Even when he was forcibly dragged away by the little white deer to play games, he still looked like he had lost all hope in life.
Fortunately, the voices of the lone hero subsided temporarily.
Naturally, kindergarten teacher Zhang also noticed something strange about Jiang Xiaoshu. After he fell into the toilet yesterday, he seemed like a different person.
He is habitually alone, habitually silent, habitually dazed. His tone of voice, expression and movements are too mature, not like a child. Sometimes when you talk to him, you will be retorted in a sarcastic tone.
Teacher Zhang once suspected that the boy was beaten at home. When he went to comfort him, he found that he simply didn't want to play with other children and thought they were too childish.
She didn't know how to complain for a moment. We are all children, so you are the only one who thinks you are an adult, right?
Teacher Zhang has been teaching in kindergarten for more than ten years, and today he has finally opened his eyes.
However, despite the complaints, the benefits of maturity are obvious. There is one less naughty child in the class and one more sensible and obedient little adult.
The pressure on my body was suddenly reduced.
"Xiaoshu, since you think the games played by the kids are too childish, how about I give you a task?" Teacher Zhang asked with a smile.
"Not good." Jiang Shu shook his head decisively.
Teacher Zhang's smile froze: "I haven't even told you what the task is."
"Teacher Zhang, I can obviously lie down, so why should I make it difficult for myself to help you with the task? It doesn't benefit me at all." Jiang Shu rolled his eyes.
He is almost racked by the system tasks every day, and now he has to help the teacher with voluntary labor. He is not stupid.
Teacher Zhang silently complained: "I knew that premature maturity is not good."
When the other children heard that they could help the teacher, they were all very excited, but he was the only one who wanted benefits.
"Little Tree, you can't say that. This isn't to help the teacher. Can you..."
Hearing her continue to talk nonsense, Jiang Shu interrupted without hesitation: "Teacher, your PUA skills are too poor, and don't treat me like a child, I won't fall for it."
P...PUA?
Teacher Zhang was stunned. What is PUA?
Wait, this guy is not speaking English, right?
"How are you?" she asked tentatively.
"I'm fine, thank you, and you?" Jiang Shu answered subconsciously.
Teacher Zhang was shocked. It was confirmed that this kid could speak English!
No.
Although she taught the children to sing the Chinese alphabet song, it was "Ah Bo Chi De" instead of "ABCD". It's really weird that they can speak English so fluently and even have a conversation with her.
"Xiao Shu, is this what your parents taught you?"
"I learned it from watching TV, Teacher Zhang." Jiang Shu continued to talk nonsense.
Teacher Zhang swallowed his saliva and asked, "What else did you learn?"
"I slept through the spring without knowing the dawn, ninety-nine and eighty-one, what's your name." Jiang Shu grinned, revealing a row of neat little white teeth.
Teacher Zhang couldn't help but widen his eyes. This kid's casual words included knowledge from the three subjects of Chinese, math and English, all of which were knowledge from the upper grades of elementary school. He spoke in an organized manner, with clear logical thinking and no long-winded elaboration. If this isn't genius, what is?
It is said that geniuses have different thought processes than ordinary people. No wonder he has become silent these past two days. It turns out that he suddenly got something. It seems that we can't treat him as an ordinary child.
"The sun sets over the mountains."
“The Yellow River flows into the sea.”
"39 + 39"
"78" "How do you pronounce apple in English?"
"A-double-ple, apple."
"She smiled like a flower. What rhetoric did she use?"
"simile."
"77÷3"
"The quotient is 25, the remainder is 2."
Wait, what's the remainder?
Teacher Zhang was completely shocked. He answered all the questions fluently. If he were to go to the third grade now, he would probably be able to easily get first place in the grade.
Is this what is called a child prodigy?
If you can learn knowledge by watching TV, then why go to school.
"Well, it seems that you can no longer learn anything from me." Teacher Zhang sighed helplessly. She should be happy, but why did she feel such a strong sense of frustration?
"Teacher, please don't say that. At least here with you, I can still play badly freely." Jiang Shu said seriously.
Teacher Zhang: “…”
"Okay, Xiaoshu, if you can take some time to help me take care of other children, then I won't stop you from doing anything in the kindergarten. You can sleep in class if you want, and play if you want. You are free to do whatever you want. As long as you don't cause trouble, I won't tell your parents. What do you think of this deal?"
Hearing this, Jiang Shu narrowed his eyes and couldn't help but sigh softly: "Teacher Zhang, you make it very difficult for me to do this. I am here to learn in the kindergarten, but it is the student's duty to help the teacher solve problems."
Teacher Zhang's face was twitched, and he deeply felt that he had been tricked by this boy.
You have said all the good and bad things, what else can she say?
"It's settled then. I'll appoint you as the monitor of our advanced class!" Teacher Zhang smiled and stretched out his little finger.
When facing those naughty children, sometimes Jiang Shu, who is also a child, can say more useful things than the teacher.
"Only children make pinky promises..."
Jiang Shu pursed his lips, but still stretched out his finger and hooked it together with Teacher Zhang's little finger.
"Xiao Shu, I'll leave the children to you~"
"alright, I got it."
Jiang Shu held his chin with his hand. He had obtained the squad leader's authority effortlessly and also received a gold medal of immunity from death. What could he do?
Well, since I'm free anyway, I might as well help Teacher Zhang maintain discipline.
He swaggered out of the classroom with his hands in his hands, just in time to see two kids fighting over a toy gun, pushing and shoving each other, refusing to admit defeat, and the situation was about to get out of control.
"Who's fighting? Come on, come on, if anyone doesn't agree, fight me."
Jiang Shu forcibly separated the two children, twisted their necks, adopted a mixed martial arts stance, and knocked them to the ground without saying a word.
He had never even imagined that one day he would actually use his fighting skills on children.
"Woo..."
"Don't cry. I'll beat anyone who cries. If I don't beat you black and blue today, I'll write your name upside down!" Jiang Shu said fiercely.
This look was so domineering that not only did it forcefully suppress the two little kids who were about to cry, it also scared the other kids.
Teacher Zhang's eyelids twitched as he watched in the corner, and he began to wonder whether his idea of letting Jiang Shu be the class monitor was right or wrong.
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(End of this chapter)
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