After rebirth, I became Qingmei's white moonlight

Chapter 3 3 Congenital Teacher Holy Body
Jiang Shu just glanced at her indifferently, turned his head to the other side and didn't want to pay any attention to her.

No matter how cute you look, you are just a kindergarten kid of a few years old. How can you control me? I haven't settled the score with you for complaining to the teacher just now!

When the little deer saw that the little tree turned its head and ignored her, she suddenly became anxious.

Then she whispered, "Xiaoshu, Xiaoshu, if you don't sit properly, Teacher Zhang will scold you later~"

Jiang Shu rolled his eyes inexplicably. When he was in school, he would lie down, fall over, lean to one side, or even sleep, but he had never sat upright.

After he became rich through short videos, many beautiful internet celebrities often sat on him, but he was always lying down at that time.

After all, a 38-year-old man was reborn back to the kindergarten. Like Lu Bu with full health and invincibility, can't he just lie there unscrupulously?
Even if the king of heaven came today, I would...

"Jiang Shu!"

Teacher Zhang looked up at the children sitting upright in the audience and was very satisfied. Until he saw Jiang Shu sitting right in front of him, he suddenly felt a toothache again.

How should I put it? He feels like a chicken standing out among a group of cranes in this class.

If I were to use two words to summarize her mood at the moment.

In front of the river tree.

——Yeah. (Nods with satisfaction)

After seeing Jiang Shu.

——Hmm? (Frowning, voice rising)
The other kids were sitting upright, but you were the only one lying sideways? You acted like an old hand who had been studying for more than ten years.

"what?"

Jiang Shu responded subconsciously and looked up at the graceful figure in front of him.

Teacher Zhang put one hand on his waist with a trace of displeasure on his face. Seeing that the boy was still sitting upright with half of his naked butt tilted, he became very angry.

She bent down, curled her fingers and flicked Jiang Shu's forehead lightly.

Boom~
There was a crisp sound.

Does it sound good? What sounds good is a good start.

The children burst into laughter, and the classroom was immediately filled with a happy atmosphere.

"Little rascal, stop making trouble and just sit still." Teacher Zhang said unhappily.

Jiang Shu covered his forehead with his hands in pain, thinking that as a reborn person, he was worth nearly 100 million in his previous life, but today he was hit on the head by a small kindergarten teacher.

If I hadn't been in such a desperate situation, how could I have ended up like this! ?
When the Dragon King returns in the future, I will never stop until I have taken revenge!
Jiang Shu secretly found a reasonable excuse for himself, clenched his chubby little fists, let out a long breath, and then slowly let go.

I, Jiang Longwang Shu, will endure this insult today.

There is no way. I have to bear it now. The size difference is there. Unless he wants to get another loud bang on the head.

Seeing Jiang Xiaoshu reluctantly moving his butt and sitting upright, Teacher Zhang couldn't help but laugh in his heart, "You little bastard, you're so rebellious before your bird even starts to develop. Can't I teach you a lesson?"

Looking up at the restless children, she coughed lightly.

"Small Eyes!"

"Look at the teacher!"

"one two Three!"

"Sit down!"

"Well, you are so good. Now the teacher will teach you a little trick to use the toilet correctly. Everyone, please listen carefully..."

Jiang Shu listened to Teacher Zhang explaining some common sense in life with a look of despair on his face. For example, one must speak up when wanting to go to the toilet and not hold it in; one must remember to take off pants when going to the toilet and never put them in pockets; if one does not have enough strength to squat, one can hold on to a small stool to maintain balance and be careful not to fall like Jiang Shu; and especially one must not play with poop for no reason, as it does not taste good.

Jiang Shu was suddenly cueed by the teacher and was speechless.

What sins had he committed in his previous life? After struggling in society for more than ten years, he finally lived a good life, but now he had to suffer such cruel torture.

Good God, you have no heart!

At this point, Jiang Shu sighed helplessly, turned his head to look at the children around him, and found that most of them who were sitting quietly a second ago were now playing their own games. As for the little common sense the teacher said, it was estimated that not many of them could listen to it.

Jiang Shu felt a headache when he thought about having to spend another year and a half with a bunch of ignorant kids.

He was bored and thought about the novice gift package given by the system just now, and decided to try out what the concentration talent was.

So for the next ten minutes, Jiang Shu was in a state of concentration and was in a daze for ten minutes. It was a literal daze, with a blank mind, and all the noise and movement in the surrounding environment could not be heard or seen.

You know what, this thing is quite useful.

[Skill: Concentration Lv.1 (1/10) Cooling down]

The classroom gradually became noisy. Teacher Zhang was talking about daily common sense while trying to control discipline. Her throat was almost smoking, but the children simply ignored her.

The only thing that made her feel relieved was that Jiang Xiaoshu, who had been a little devil before, did not take the opportunity to cause trouble, but sat quietly on a small stool and listened to her lecture without blinking, and it was unknown whether his eyes were dry or not.

Even the matter of her having to go through the trouble of washing her diaper pee could be forgotten with a smile.

But, if nothing unexpected happens, an accident is about to happen.

MacArthur, a five-star kindergarten teacher on the other side of the ocean, once commented: "Never use common sense to speculate on children's thinking, because you never know what outrageous thing they will do in the next second. In kindergarten, my title of five-star kindergarten teacher is not enough. Even my soldiers who come here for one-on-one teaching will be tortured to death."

"Teacher Zhang, Teacher Zhang, I suddenly feel so strange..." A little fat boy slowly stood up, tilted his head and looked confused.

Teacher Zhang's heart skipped a beat, and he felt that something bad was going to happen. He quickly encouraged himself to stay calm, not panic, and to deal with the situation as it came.

"Xie Ming, my little darling, why are you so weird~" She smiled and spoke in a very gentle tone.

“My pants feel sticky.”

Xie Ming turned his head to look behind his butt, and reached out to pull up his pants. Suddenly, a smell of poop spread in the classroom without any warning.

Teacher Zhang: “???”

After she realized what was happening, she felt numb all over. She had just been telling them earnestly that if they wanted to go to the toilet, they should never hold it in, but in the blink of an eye, they just put it in their pockets, right?
And he pooped a big one!

He was waiting for her in the bushes, and was zooming in close to her face?
Then what is the point of her taking this class! ?
First Jiang Shu fell into the toilet, and then Xie Ming put it in his pocket.

She unexpectedly met two handsome men in a row in one day, and she wanted to die instantly.

“Ahhh, Xie Ming, don’t smell it after you touch it. Bailu baby, please help the teacher keep an eye on the kids. I’ll take Xie Ming to the toilet first!”

Hearing these words, the eyes of the pretty little girl with deer horns who had been sitting next to Jiang Shu and listening attentively to the teacher's lecture suddenly lit up.

"Okay~"

Great! I can be a teacher again!
At this moment, Jiang Shu also woke up from his state of absolute concentration. He looked at Teacher Zhang rushing out of the door with Xie Ming in his pocket, and for a moment he couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

He suddenly felt sincere sympathy for the group of kindergarten teachers, who earned less than ten yuan an hour but had to do work that was more tiring than that of a nanny.

After all, a nanny only needs to take care of one child, eating, drinking, defecating and urinating every day. However, there are about 60 to 70 children with different personalities in his class.

Kindergarten teachers have to play with children, always pay attention to them when they play with dangerous toys, prohibit fighting, comfort them when they cry, sing and play games with them, clean up the toys on the floor, suffer attacks from their poop, feed them, accompany them for naps, wash their pants, teach them, maintain discipline all the time, hand over each child to their parents, and finally have meetings after school, write lesson plans, give feedback to leaders, communicate patiently with parents, blah blah…

This work cycle repeats every day.

I have to say that every kindergarten teacher has a big heart. Most people would be on the verge of collapse after experiencing this for two or three days.

Without the teacher's supervision, the classroom immediately became chaotic.

Jiang Shu sighed deeply.

"At this juncture, you still have to rely on me."

He was just about to stand up with his naked butt to let these little brats realize how to write the three words "child king".

I saw the little deer girl sitting at the same table standing on the podium first. Her eyes were curved like crescents and two shallow dimples appeared confidently on her face. She was very cute.

"Children, the teacher is not here, do you want to learn to sing?"

"miss you!"

"I'll sing a line, and you guys sing a line~"

"Good~"

"The big elephant can dance, the little monkey can climb trees, and the fox can do somersaults~ Hey!"

Watching the little deer girl jumping and singing on the stage, a group of children below followed her seriously.

Jiang Shu couldn't help but take a breath.

This woman is actually a congenital kindergarten teacher? !

Horror!
This
(End of this chapter)