80s Taoism

[Second guarantee! 】

Zhang Jiaohua immediately remembered the last time he escaped, and this time he might have to use the same trick as last time - Lubricant Mountain.

"... One move, one slide until tomorrow, I would like to invite the six stars of the Southern Dipper and the Seven Stars of the Big Dipper, and I will obey the order of the Supreme Lord." Before Zhang Jiaohua finished reciting the formula, the wild boar had already rushed out of the woods behind him. The road that Zhang Jiaohua walked was densely covered with tall forests, and the undergrowth was sparse. It also provided convenience for the wild boar to chase.

As soon as the wild boar saw that hateful one person and one dog in front, it was as if it had been bloodied by pigs, and the speed was even faster! Like a gust of wind, even the leaves on the side were blown violently.

However, just when the wild boar was about to bump into Zhang Jiaohua, Zhang Jiaohua suddenly slid down the hill as if on a skateboard. The wild boar's eyes are wide open. How is this scene so familiar? It didn't wait for its pig brain to remember where it saw this scene. It also felt as if it had stepped on an iceberg. It's so slippery!

Woohoo!

The wild boar rushes forward, relying on its four paws to kick the ground vigorously. Every time it kicks the ground, it will leave deep pig's hoof marks on the ground. Now suddenly I can't push, and my body loses balance all of a sudden. Kicking off all four legs, a huge sense of weightlessness appeared in its brain. Then the body soared high into the air, flew high over a bush, and then fell heavily, still not slowing down its downward momentum. Then it kept rolling down, like a huge meat ball. Under the acceleration of gravity, the impact force is getting bigger and bigger. After turning around for an unknown number of times, it was completely dizzy, closed its eyes, and resigned itself to fate. Pigs are so fateful, the bottom one happens to be a boulder by the creek. The pig's head hit the boulder heavily. The wild boar only had time to whine, but then fell silent.

In the past, Zhang Jiaohua would never have cared about what happened afterwards. Run as fast as you can, rush up the mountain, and slide down the mountain with the oil mountain curse. It's best to be able to run home in one breath. But this time, Zhang Jiaohua was not in a hurry to escape. After sliding down the hill, he cast a hiding spell and hid behind a rock by the stream.

"This unlucky guy." Seeing that the wild boar fell headlong and hit the boulder by the stream, Zhang Jiaohua couldn't help but lamented that the wild boar's horoscope was really bad. Alas, I don't know if pigs have horoscopes.

Although he witnessed the tragedy of the wild boar hitting the earth with the boulder Mars, he didn't think that the strong wild boar would burp after such a hit. So I waited for a minute to see what happened to the wild boar. But the wild boar didn't move at all. Zhang Jiaohua then got up and walked over.

The wild boar was not dead, but almost dead. When Zhang Jiaohua walked over, the wild boar was staring at the sky with puffy eyes. Zhang Jiaohua wanted to end the pig's life with one blow, but looking at the hatchet in his hand, he guessed that one blow might just break the wild boar's defense. So I gave up this plan.

With such a big lump of meat, Zhang Jiaohua naturally wouldn't give up easily, but how to get such a big lump of meat back requires the great wisdom of his little head.

There are many vines beside the creek. Pueraria vines have good toughness, but the vines are too thick and difficult to handle. Zhang Jiaohua set his sights on a piece of wild ramie by the stream. This ramie is naturally much different from the ramie grown in the countryside, but this kind of ramie can also be scraped to produce twine. Zhang Jiaohua saw Liu Qiaoye scratching the hemp, so he followed suit by cutting off a piece of wild ramie, and then quickly cut out the hemp threads of the wild ramie with a hatchet. Made into very rough hemp rope. Although rough, it is very tough.

Zhang Jiaohua tightly tied the wild boar's four legs with ramie rope, stuffed a hard firewood stick into the wild boar's mouth, and tied it with hemp rope many times. Zhang Jiaohua made dozens of meters of hemp rope, and tied the wild boar weighing four to five hundred catties into a rice dumpling.

Naturally, Zhang Jiaohua couldn't move such a heavy wild boar. Without the help of Jin Hu and the others, it was impossible to tie this wild boar into rice dumplings.

It was getting late, and if I went back to the village to ask someone to move the wild boar, it would definitely be impossible. Not long ago, a large group of big blue wolves appeared. At night, the mountains will be even more dangerous. If you are besieged by wolves, no number of lives will be enough.

After Jin Hu and the others were raised in the bell for a period of time, all of them were stronger than adults. So it's no problem to let a few of them move the wild boar. It's just that Zhang Jiaohua is a little confused about how to explain this problem to his parents.

The little head thought for a long time, but couldn't come up with any good solution, so he simply stopped thinking about it, and directly planned to hand over this problem to his parents.

"Let's go, let's go back!" Zhang Jiaohua enjoyed the feeling of leading the five golden tigers and only knowing how to drill mountain leopards. At this moment, I feel that I am an important person. Children are a little vanity, and they like to be valued by adults. Adults are also too careless and always ignore this. Haven't they ever been kids?

The more Zhang Jiaohua thought about it, the more he felt it was unfair, don't look at his mother who loves him so much. When you fight, it becomes picked up. Just hit it, but you still have to take off your pants and spank your ass. We children also have dignity.

"Roar!"

The Diamond Mountain Leopard suddenly let out a warning, and then stared at the side warily. The roar of the Diamond Mountain Leopard completely interrupted Zhang Jiaohua's wild thoughts. Walking in the mountains, thinking wildly, is still too immature.

Zhang Jiaohua looked up and immediately felt a trembling feeling. It was as if the surrounding air suddenly became cold.

Big blue wolf! That is a big blue wolf!

Zhang Jiaohua saw a big blue wolf staring at him on the side hillside. Zhang Jiaohua immediately felt that his breathing was not smooth, and the atmosphere was so tense that it was suffocating.

Although Zhang Jiaohua wanted to run away immediately. But he knew that if he ran away desperately at this time, he would just tell the big blue wolf his hole cards. The big blue wolf will catch up without hesitation. Although Zhang Jiaohua had just brought a four to five hundred catty wild boar into the ditch, he didn't think he could bring this wild boar into the ditch. To run is to run, but to run also requires strategy.

Zhang Jiaohua fumbled a few talismans back from his pocket, waved his hand, and a ball of fire flew out of Zhang Jiaohua's hand, heading straight for the big blue wolf. The Big Blue Wolf hasn't figured out the format yet, and doesn't know whether to eat alone, but invites friends to eat together. I didn't expect that big fart human being to attack it first. And it's something that makes it very scary.

Any wild animal is very afraid of fire. This big blue wolf is no exception. Therefore, it ran subconsciously.