80s Taoism
Chapter 140 Epilepsy Chen Makes Trouble 【Subscribe! 】
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Zhang Youping thought that Zhang Jiaohua was just playing around, but he didn't take it seriously. It's not a problem to drag like this, so he simply stabbed the wild boar's neck with a knife. But it felt like the knife was not hindered, and it stabbed in smoothly. Originally, Zhang Youping thought he had stabbed in the wrong place with the knife, but who knew, before the knife was pulled out, scarlet blood was already pouring out from the bloodletting groove of the butcher knife.
Zhang Youping was not in a hurry to pull out the knife. Butchering a pig should pay attention to one fatal knife, so as not to let the pig suffer. A knife needs to be inserted into the pig's heart, which will give the pig a quick death and leave school sooner. This wild boar weighs four to five hundred catties, with thick skin and flesh. If the knife is not stabbed at the bottom, it is afraid that it will not be able to break the heart of the wild boar. Therefore, Zhang Youping stabbed the wild boar's chest forcefully. The butcher knife was not pulled out until it was completely submerged.
Blood immediately gushed out like a red fountain. Zhang Youping and Zhang Manyin exchanged glances, both of them had a hint of surprise in their eyes, that it was done with one blow.
Zhang Youping took a look at Zai Zai, and he understood that it might have a lot to do with Zai Zai's spell just now.
Although it was a bit bloody, it was nothing to rural children who watched pig slaughter every year. Zhang Jiaohua looked curiously at the wild boar's blood pouring out of the knife, and the wild boar was still screaming at first. Struggling desperately, the sound became weaker at the back, and the movements became smaller and smaller. Witnessing the death of the wild boar, Zhang Jiaohua was not afraid. There is no other feeling.
When Liu Qiaoye and Ma Donghua finished boiling water, Zhang Youlian and his wife brought Zhang Yuanbao and Zhang Runtian over.
This time, Hu Xiaoqing was very enthusiastic, "Oh, Youping, your family really picked up a big wild boar and came back. Just now Yuanbao came back and told us, but I still don't believe it. I didn't expect it to be true. It's so big, maybe it can produce two or three hundred catties of meat?"
Zhang Youlian didn't say anything, just tied up his sleeves and came up to help.
Zhang Yuanbao's eyes lit up, "Beggar, is it really your son Meishan who picked it up?"
Although Zhang Youlian and his wife are usually not very kind to their family, but after all, they are the eldest brother and sister-in-law, and they are in their own family. No matter what happens to Liu Qiaoye, it is difficult to say anything. Of course, Liu Qiaoye also knew what the purpose of these two people running over was. In fact, even if they don't come, it's impossible for Liu Qiaoye not to send them there at all. After all, it is a family.
"Brother, sister-in-law, I'm going to call you to help me. I just boiled water with my mother, and I forgot about it." Liu Qiaoye also tried to avoid embarrassment for both parties.
But Zhang Jiaohua was not happy at all. Pouting his mouth, no one barked. Only when Zhang Yuanbao called him did he nod. Last time Zhang Yuanbao was still determined to protect himself in front of several senior students, which changed Zhang Jiaohua's opinion of him a lot.
Zhang Yuanbao was careless, and he couldn't see the embarrassment on the adult's expression, and he didn't bother to care about it. His eyes were fixed on the wild boar. At this time, all the hemp ropes tied to the wild boar were untied. The wild boar has four legs spread out, its huge body fully unfolded. Seeing this, Zhang Yuanbao sighed, "There's so much meat! It's so fat."
This is a wild boar in winter, with thick fat reserves on its body to resist the cold in winter. It is the time of the year when there is the most oil and water.
By the next day, several rows of wild boar meat had been neatly hung on the hearth of Zhang Jiaohua's house. Zhang Jiaohua's grandfather's family and uncle's family also brought back about twenty catties of meat. Relatives and friends in the village will also send some to their homes, and some will also be given to Zhang Jiaohua Kegong’s home. It would be nice to keep half of it in the end.
Zhang Youping and his wife will continue to help Zhang Zhiyi's family. Today is the second day of Zhang Jingbing's wedding. There are a lot of guests coming from both sides. Experts like Zhang Youping and his wife are naturally indispensable. Zhang Jiaohua was also brought over by Zhang Youping and his wife.
"Being a flower, others are waiting for the rabbit, but you are better, you are waiting for the pig." Zhang Jiwang is the ceremonial student of Zhang Jingbing's wedding. Zhang Jiwang is a carpenter, he knows a lot of etiquette routines, and he is highly respected in the village. It is most suitable for him to be Li Sheng.
Yesterday, Zhang Jiaohua picked up a big wild boar from Meishan, which has spread throughout the village. Today, Zhang Jiaohua's family of three asked everyone about the wild boar.
"I picked up a wild boar by the stream, or Grandpa Jiwang went there again today to try his luck." Zhang Jiaohua was asked countless times today, and he got tired of asking, and he didn't have a good temper with anyone.
"I don't dare to go, there are big blue wolves in the mountains. Don't miss the wild boar, I will feed the old bones to the big blue wolf." Zhang Jiwang was rude to Zhang Jiaohua, and he didn't care.
"Uncle Jiwang, it's almost time, let's start explaining the hexagrams." Zhang Jingbing came over and urged.
"No rush, no rush. It will start right away. The mother-in-law is already in bed, why are you in a hurry?" Zhang Jiwang teased Zhang Jingbing.
Zhang Jingbing chuckled, his face was thin, and his face turned red when Zhang Jiwang teased him. I'm afraid I'm thinking of what happened last night during the wedding night in the bridal chamber.
Meizi'ao has a marriage custom of solving hexagrams. The solution to the hexagram is the second day of marriage. Guests from both parties came. On the day of the woman's wedding, the guests who came to see off her relatives have not yet left, and the man's relatives and friends usually come over as well.
After having a sumptuous wedding Leicha in the morning, three Eight Immortals tables were left in the main room of Zhang Jingbing's house, two were placed by the threshold of the main room, and one was placed on top of it, and two high chairs were placed side by side on this table. Just now Zhang Jiwang was arranging this.
Zhang Jiwang stood in the main room and shouted loudly: "Please raise the account for the bride and groom!"
The music team immediately played joy. Helping people are busy setting off firecrackers. The relatives and friends of the two families and the villagers who watched the excitement all surrounded them. The main room and the yard were crowded with people. Zhang Jiaohua also squeezed into the crowd.
The young people pushed Zhang Jingbing and his new wife Chen Fenglian out together. The two of them were half pushing and half going. This is the custom, and anyone who gets married has to go through this hurdle. When other people got married, they did not rarely go to other people's homes to make trouble.
Zhang Jiwang laughed while watching, and then shouted: "Father and mother raise the account!"
Zhang Jiwang invited his brother-in-law and matchmaker out one after another. Of course, everyone who comes up has to be sent out by relatives and friends.
Zhang Jiwang then shouted, "Respectfully invite parents to be promoted!"
The music team outside immediately played joy and set off firecrackers. Everyone helped Zhang Zhiyi and Ma Zhihua to the chairs on the table and sat down.
Zhang Jiwang burned a chisel of paper money in front of the shrine, and proclaimed loudly: "On an auspicious day and a good day, we will create human beings; I invite you to the high hall to pass on the seed. Pass it on to your daughter-in-law. Thousands of people will respond to thousands of people, and thousands of people will be called ten thousand spirits. Today, I only invite the eighteen generations of the old man who burned the fire and the old lady who burned the fire to come in person!"
But then came the climax, and the people around watching the excitement were already ready, waiting for Zhang Jiwang, Li Sheng, to give an order.
"Presenting the dragon robe..."
As soon as Zhang Jiwang spoke, the villagers hurriedly picked up two tattered coir raincoats and put them on Zhang Zhiyi and Ma Zhihua. Zhang Zhiyi and Ma Zhihua didn't resist, because the coir raincoat was woven from palm trees. Brown and Zong are homophonic. It has the meaning of passing on from generation to generation.
Everyone couldn't help laughing when they saw Zhang Zhiyi Ma Zhihua wearing a tattered coir raincoat.
Zhang Jiwang also smiled, and then shouted, "Xian Yunjian..."
The name of the so-called cloud shoulder sounds tall, but it is actually made up of thorny fir tree leaves. It is said that a god once said that if a fir tree is cut off, ten hairs will be born, and the hair will have children and grandchildren. Although it is a simple etiquette that looks like a joke, there are actually many allusions hidden in it.
The dragon robe is put on, the cloud shoulders are also put on, and a black gauze hat has to be worn on the head. But this black hat is a rotten bamboo hat. Also wear glasses, the eyes are made of bamboo mist. Finally, there are all kinds of utensils.
Naturally, Zhang Zhiyi and Ma Zhihua would not accept it, and wanted to push back, but their chairs were placed on the chairs on the two tables. If you move it a little bit, it will shake a little.
The villagers laughed wildly. Zhang Jiaohua also had a stomach ache from laughing today.
After presenting the gift, we came to the main topic, explaining the hexagram.
"Auspicious clouds are colorful, and auspicious qi surrounds Baoliang. Congratulations to your descendants and grandchildren, and the orchids and osmanthus are in the same place. Today, the hexagram is resolved, and the nobles will be prosperous. I hope the ancestors will bless you, and please grant the three hexagrams of yang, sage, and yin!" Zhang Jiwang shouted loudly again.
But this divination is not serious. Instead of using the exact hexagram, a radish is cut directly into both sides, which is also in the shape of a hexagram.
The divination is not for Lisheng to fight, but for Zhang Zhiyi to fight.
Zhang Zhiyi took this hexagram with a serious expression on his face, because it was a major matter related to the succession of their family.
After Zhang Zhiyi threw the hexagram out, he didn't see the hexagram at all, and was picked up by the villagers in the main room.
"No, no, it's a holy hexagram. Do it all over again."
In fact, no one saw clearly what the hexagram was. There were so many people in the main room, as soon as the hexagram was dropped, someone caught it with his hands.
After being teased several times, Zhang Zhiyi and Ma Zhihua were let off by the villagers. When I got down from the top, my legs were trembling uncontrollably.
Just when everyone was having a good time, a loud singing voice suddenly sounded in the main room of Zhang Zhiyi's house.
"A piece of Honggeng horoscope paper, one broken and the other two are a pair, today the horoscopes don't fit together, you can't get your wife and your husband, you can't get your father and your mother,
You are not born as a pair, and you are not a pair as you are matched with each other. Together, they become a pair of enemies! "
After listening to this song, everyone's color changed.
When other people are having a wedding, they come out to sing such a passage, which is completely a sworn enemy. Marriage is a lifetime thing. It is possible that because of this paragraph, this whole life will be cast a shadow.
Zhang Jiaohua was very familiar with this voice. Epilepsy Chen! Definitely Epilepsy Chen!
"Okay, you old man, it's fine if you're usually crazy. Other people do good things, but you come to destroy them, you, you... you youngsters, tie him up!"
It's really fatal, Chen Epilepsy is from Chen Fenglian's family. And there is still a close relationship with Chen Fenglian's family.
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