80s Taoism

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Zhang Jiaohua was roasting by the stove, there was nothing wrong with him here. Liu Qiaoye asked Zhang Jiaohua to come in to watch the fire, but it was just to let Zhang Jiaohua come in to warm up the fire. But if Zhang Jiaohua didn't assign some tasks, how could Zhang Jiaohua just warm up here honestly?

Roasting wine does not need a big fire, otherwise it is easy to burn the bottom of the pot and give off a burnt smell. This pot of wine was completely wasted.

Zhang Youping knocked east and west, making the room thud. Zhang Jiaohua felt a little noisy, so he yelled at the top of his throat, "Father, don't you always knock like this, knocking out the God of Wealth Bodhisattva."

Zhang Youping immediately ran to the kitchen, "Cub, don't talk nonsense when it's Chinese New Year. Dad, don't knock."

"When it's Chinese New Year, you still knock around. You don't know that gods from all walks of life come to every house to receive incense. You knock so loudly, the gods think you don't want to see them." Zhang Jiaohua immediately fought back.

Zhang Youping felt that what Zai Zai said made sense, so he nodded, "This time, you are right. Zai Zai, tomorrow is thirty, do you want Dad to buy you something good? Dad will buy you a beautiful firecracker, do you want it?"

"I want it. I want to buy sky cannons. There are also firecrackers. The kind that go so high that a flower explodes in the sky. It's the same as the ones on TV." Zhang Jiaohua got a little excited when he talked about this. Only then did he look like a little fart boy.

On the contrary, Zhang Youping hoped to see Zai Zai like an ordinary child, and said with a smile, "Okay. Dad will buy a firecracker tomorrow. If you listen to your grandparents at home, in the future, when your parents come back from Guangdong, they will buy big fireworks every year."

"Then you have to remember. When you are on the street, you have to dare to buy. Don't be told by your mother-in-law that you will not dare to buy." Zhang Jiaohua despises someone's behavior of being afraid of his wife.

Zhang Youping became furious and directly pinched someone's ear, "Well, I'll tell my mother-in-law later that there is a kid talking bad about her behind her back."

"Father, you and mother are adults, why do you always listen to him?" Zhang Jiaohua asked very puzzled.

"Father doesn't mean to listen to your mother-in-law. I will listen to whoever says your mother is correct." Zhang Youping couldn't help but slapped a certain little butt hard again.

"Father, this time, what your mother-in-law said is definitely wrong. Hurry up and borrow some grilled wine jars, the wine at home will definitely not be able to hold it later." Zhang Jiaohua said.

"Are you serious? If I borrow the grilled wine jar and come back, if I don't have so much wine, I will spank your ass." Zhang Youping looked at Zai Zai with a smile. I thought Zai Zai was joking with him.

"Yes. But you and your mother can't talk nonsense. If you say something wrong, you can't blame me." Zhang Jiaohua thought for a while, rolled his eyes, and made a request.

"What can't you say?" Zhang Youping asked.

"I can't say that. It won't work if I say it." Zhang Jiaohua shook his head. It's not because he played tricks. This is true. Sometimes when doing magic, you need to ask someone for a word. The words discussed are all things. If that sentence is not discussed, it cannot be fulfilled. And sometimes when the method is practiced, others can't say the wrong thing, and if the wrong thing is said, the things that are effective will also fail. Because the gods are listening to your words, when you open your mouth, the gods will take it seriously. But this kind of words cannot be explained in advance, otherwise the gods will feel that you are teasing him.

Zhang Youping scratched his head, "Then if it doesn't work later, wouldn't it be our responsibility if you just say a word."

"If you don't talk nonsense, how can you be blamed? The key is to ask mother not to talk nonsense. But I think it is more difficult. If you tell mother not to talk nonsense, she will definitely oppose you." Zhang Jiaohua giggled non-stop, as if seeing the most interesting thing in the world.

"Take a good look at the fire in the stove. You can remember your words, I can borrow the roasting wine jar." Zhang Youping walked to the entrance of the yard, scratched his head, and listened to a kid, is it true? Don't make jokes then. But things that have been agreed with Zai Zai must not be ignored. Zhang Youping bit the bullet and walked to the old house. He was embarrassed to borrow someone else's wine jar. Instead, he went to the old house.

Liu Qiaoye picked up a load of radishes, each of which was white, looking like a piece of white jade. The radish after the snow has no bran heart and no spicy taste. It tastes very refreshing. In this winter, it is as refreshing as ice cream.

"Where's your father?" Liu Qiaoye picked up a load of radishes to a corner of the kitchen. The radishes were washed clean, with a little bit of icy water dripping on them, which looked even more lovely.

"My father went to borrow a wine jar. I will ask the patriarch to recite the roasting wine mantra later on. This wine jar will definitely not hold it. I asked my father to borrow a few jars. I made a bet with my father, so don't talk nonsense. Otherwise, I will think that my father lost. Anyway, my father and you are on the same team." Zhang Jiaohua was also worried about Liu Qiaoye's nonsense. He had read the Roasting Wine Mantra with the old Taoist master. After inviting the master, there will be wine flowing out of the wine pipe continuously. Just like the mountain spring water in Meizitang that was taken over by bamboo slips, it never dries up.

"Your father is also living and going back, why are you fooled?" Liu Qiaoye was a little dissatisfied with the man, and at the same time rolled his eyes at the kid at home.

"Mother, I haven't tried it, how do you know it's not possible? Remember, don't talk nonsense later." Zhang Jiaohua warned.

"I'm back. Zai Zai, you'd better not play tricks on me, or I will make your ass bloom." Zhang Youping rushed back with a roasted wine jar in one hand.

"Zhang Youping, I really have you. Your parents really treat you like a cub who can't grow up. They even lent you the roasting wine jar." Liu Qiaoye was speechless.

"I told them to prepare some medicinal wine." Zhang Youping said with a smile.

Liu Qiaoye couldn't help but smile bitterly.

"Mother, remember, don't talk nonsense!" Zhang Jiaohua reminded again.

"Okay, okay, okay, I'll make up for the nonsense. I'll prepare a bamboo shoot (miaozhu shoot: a bamboo branch of Moso bamboo)." Liu Qiaoye threatened, and actually went to the yard, picked up a bamboo shoot and came back. All the leaves on the bamboo branch fell off, there are many small branches on the bamboo branch, when it hits the body, the attack area is extremely wide, it is very painful to hit someone, but there is no worry that it will hurt the flesh. It is a necessary thing for Meiziao to educate her children when she is a parent.

"Cub, I think your mother is serious about this matter. If you can't do it, just admit your mistake and dad will protect you later. You can avoid this meal of stir-fried pork with bamboo shoots." Zhang Youping said quickly.