80s Taoism

[Today, there are only three guarantees. No way, the holiday is over, and once you go to work, you can only code in your spare time. When there are few things, I will write more. 】

Within a few days, the whole Gezhuping Town knew about Chen Maozhong's mother-in-law becoming a fairy. Those who have something want to ask about it, and those who have nothing to do want to ask about the future. If it doesn't work, talk to the deceased relatives to comfort your heart. Everyone has hidden things in their hearts, and they always need to find a place to untangle these things. In this way, once there is a fairy girl somewhere, there will always be a lot of guests.

Chen Maozhong and his son set up a stall in the yard, selling money paper candles and incense. Some of the people who came to ask the gods brought their own sacrifices, but the father and son ignored them. This is called fat water not falling into the fields of outsiders.

Of course, the big head is still the merit box in the main room. Whether it is asking for immortals or seeing ancestors, it is always necessary to put etiquette. In the evening, pour the rituals in the merit box into the bamboo plaque, untie the money wrapped in red paper, and pile up a bamboo plaque. Although most of them are block tickets, there are enough of them. If you count them, there are at least several hundred. If you are a generous person, you can pack dozens of dollars in a red envelope, that's okay.

"Father, those people didn't bring anything with them. They all learned from our family. They didn't even tell us how much money they put in the merit box. If there were only a few dollars, we might not even be able to keep our money. Why don't I dare them to leave?" Chen Hongming used to feel ashamed, but since the family made a lot of money every day, he didn't say anything more. On the contrary, he cooperated with Chen Maozhong's work very much. The two of them completely took this as a career.

"What do you care about them? Can they still make our family poor? Put a long line to catch big fish. You should take a long-term view. Even if you are taken advantage of by these people, what can you do? How can everyone be like them? At most it is a waste of firewood. Don't just focus on money." Chen Maozhong criticized his son Chen Hongming.

The two father and son were talking when a person came in from outside.

Chen Maozhong and Chen Hongming were talking, when the person who came in passed by and went straight into the main room.

"Huh, it seems to be epileptic Chen." Chen Maozhong was taken aback for a moment, thought for a while, and rushed into the main room.

Chen Hongming also immediately understood that epilepsy Chen came here at this time, and he was afraid that he had no good intentions.

Chen Epilepsy walked into the main room and said to Liu Fengying, who was sitting on the Eight Immortals table under the altar with disheveled hair, "In front of me, what are you pretending to be? What the hell are you doing? Get out of here quickly, or I will beat you to death!"

"What are you talking about. You can't even keep your own mother-in-law. What do you call your own daughter? I am Sandong Meishan Fairy, Shangdong Yunxiao Huang's Aunt, Zhongdong Sanxiao Li's Second Mistress, Xiadong Shuixiao Zhou's Third Mistress, Nine Palace Immortals, Birds, White Cranes, and Qibao Empress descend to the earth. Why don't you kneel down and become my disciple and grandson. Do you really want me to attract five thunders and blow you away?" Liu Fengying laughed sinisterly.

"Since you don't know how to live or die, then I will fulfill you. The Qing Emperor Leigong flies the thunderbolt, and the White Emperor Leigong serves the gods. The Black Emperor Leigong goes out of the sky, and the southern fire qi transports me. The central Saturn is twenty-six, and the movement is real machine to kill goblins. I obey the Taishang Laojun's urgent order!" Chen Duzi pinched a seal and was about to point at Liu Fengying. A shoulder pole slammed at him. Chen Epilepsy rolled on the spot, narrowly avoiding a pole. Looking back, only to find that Chen Maozhong, father and son rushed in with a shoulder pole each. Chen Hongming didn't allow any further explanation, and directly threw a shoulder pole over it. If it wasn't for Chen's epilepsy to hide quickly, he might have turned into a deadly epilepsy by now.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Chen Epilepsy was chased by Chen Maozhong and his son and ran around. He is not afraid of ghosts and ghosts, but he is afraid of carrying poles. Chen Hongming didn't know how easy he was on this ball day, he chopped one pole after another, this was a way to kill someone.

Chen Maozhong raised his shoulder pole high, but he didn't chop it down once. He knew the seriousness, so he just had to scare and scare.

"You two idiots. You really think your mother-in-law has become a fairy. How can a mortal body be able to withstand the gods? I didn't know it when I hit the evil. It's ridiculous to think that I have become a fairy. Oh, you Chen Hongming on the ball day, I don't appreciate it for your own good. Forget it, I can't manage your family's affairs. After a month or so, you just wait to clean up. Do you really think this money is easy to make?"

Chen Maozhong gave up after a while but failed to catch up, but Chen Hongming could run, and he still held the pole in his hand.

"Dianzi Chen, others are afraid of you, but I'm not afraid of you. If you have the guts, come and fight with me." Chen Hongming pointed at Chen Dianzi and yelled sharply.

"When I was fighting, your father and your mother didn't even know they were peeing and playing with mud there!" Epilepsy Chen avoided Chen Hongming's shoulder pole, and kicked Chen Hongming over, "Forget it, since you two don't know what's good and what's wrong, I don't want to waste time here."

Chen Epilepsy ran out of Chen Maozhong's house panting, and when he went out, he deliberately kicked over the stall of Chen Maozhong's house that had money, paper, candles, incense and other sacrifices. Then run away quickly. From afar, I heard Chen Maozhong and his son scolding people behind.

Zhang Jiaohua and Zhang Wenrong were setting up the table and chopsticks, ready to eat. Suddenly the iron gate of the garden was pushed open.

Diamond Mountain Leopard rushed up immediately, "Wow, woof."

"Go away, go away, I was chased all over the sky by two white-eyed wolves just now, and now I'm about to be chased away by your mountain dogs." Chen Duanzi was chased by the diamond mountain leopard and ran around on the lawn of the gardening field.

When Zhang Jiaohua saw that it was Epilepsy Chen, he called out, "Leopard, come back."

Chen Epilepsy walked over unceremoniously, took a seat, picked up a bowl of rice, picked up a bunch of vegetables, and started to eat like no one else.

"Hey! What's the matter with you?" Zhang Wenrong came over and saw that his meal was served for you, and the seat was taken by someone else. Not annoyed.

"Forget it, go get another bowl of rice." Zhang Jiaohua hurriedly stopped Zhang Wenrong who was about to vent his anger.

"Beggar, the food here is really good, you have meat to eat every day." Chen Duanzi put the bowl away and ate it clean, not a single grain of rice was left.

"You didn't come to me to eat meat, did you?" Zhang Jiaohua vaguely knew the purpose of Chen Duzi's trip.

"It's impossible for you not to know what I'm doing here. Everyone in the village knows about our Dianmen Mountain. Don't you know?" Epilepsy Chen chuckled.

"Why should I know? I'm not their house god. The house god can't take care of everything." Zhang Jiaohua said disdainfully.