80s Taoism

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"Beggar, do you think my parents will beat me again when I go home this time?" Zhang Yuanbao was worried about this matter now.

"Probably not." Zhang Jiaohua pouted.

"That's good. The suffering of this day is not in vain." Zhang Yuanbao heaved a sigh of relief, and loosened his grip on Zhang Jiaohua's clothes.

Zhang Jiaohua accelerated sharply, Zhang Yuanbao suddenly leaned back, and immediately sat heavily on the snow.

"Beautiful, what are you doing?" Zhang Yuanbao asked very dissatisfied.

"You can go back on your own the rest of the way. Think about it by yourself. Do you know how many people are worried about your willful escape today? The whole village came out to look for you. Are you ashamed to ask if you will be beaten?" Zhang Jiaohua stepped on the skis and continued walking without looking back. It is not far from Meiziao Primary School. Zhang Jiaohua was not worried about what would happen to Zhang Yuanbao.

Zhang Yuanbao got up from the snow in a daze, scratched his head, "Really, what's going on!"

Whoosh!

A snowball whizzed over from the tree and hit Zhang Yuanbao directly on the head.

"Who is so? Who hit me with a snowball?" Zhang Yuanbao looked around angrily.

A monkey suddenly got out from the branch of a big tree, and another ball of snowballs was thrown over.

"It turned out to be a monkey!" Zhang Yuanbao said happily, not caring a bit about a snowball hitting him on the forehead with great precision.

"Ouch." Zhang Yuanbao let out a miserable cry.

Zhang Jiaohua quickly found Zhang Youlian, "Uncle, the man has been found, there is nothing wrong. He is behind and will be here soon. Don't worry."

"Where is it? Where is the person?" Zhang Youlian said excitedly.

Zhang Qigao shouted excitedly, "The man has been found! Yuanbao has been found!"

The news was transmitted quickly, and within a short time, everyone who was looking for it in the mountains got the news.

Zhang Manyin was so excited that she burst into tears, "That's great, that's great. I finally found it. I'm finally relieved."

Ma Donghua also grinned happily, "I said Yuanbao will be fine. Great, great!"

Zhang Shunlin was terribly worried before, thinking all the time in his heart, what should he do if something happened to Zhang Yuanbao. Zhang Dechun also scolded Zhang Shunlin all the time.

"He's such a big man, he's unreliable in doing things. Why don't you let him into the classroom in such a cold day? Even if you let him stand in the classroom all the time, he won't make such a big deal out of it."

When he heard that the person was found, Zhang Shunlin's heart finally fell to the ground, "Thank God."

"This is finally over, but in the future you should use your brain more when dealing with things." Zhang Dechun finally felt relieved. It is impossible to say that he is not worried that the official indicators that he has finally solved will fly again. In addition, it was indeed out of concern for Zhang Yuanbao. After all, it belongs to the folks in the village, and it is not good for anyone to have an accident.

Zhang Youping and Hu Xiaoqing couldn't wait for Zhang Yuanbao to come back by himself, so they quickly ran towards Zhang Yuanbao.

Zhang Yuanbao pouted, but he was still a little worried, for fear that he would be severely beaten when he saw his parents. But he didn't dare to turn around and walk into the mountains.

"Cub!" Zhang Youlian ran quickly in the snow, ran up to Zhang Yuanbao and immediately hugged Zhang Yubao tightly in his arms.

Hu Xiaoqing also rushed up, and the three embraced tightly. Zhang Yuanbao also had a sore nose, and burst into tears, "Father, mother, I thought I would never see you again."

Hu Xiaoqing burst into tears immediately after hearing what Zhang Yuanbao said.

Zhang Yuanbao escaped the first day of junior high school, but not the fifteenth day. After a few days, Zhang Youlian and Hu Xiaoqing took turns to settle the accounts with him.

"Biaohua, starting from tomorrow, I am determined to practice magic beating. I can see it. If I don't learn how to be a god, I will be beaten to death by these two couples sooner or later. You said that other people's families are patriarchal, how can it be the other way around? My sister has never been beaten. I let my sister eat first. You see, my ass is very good. My father is okay, so I took a stick through the clothes. My face is pockmarked. How do you think these are my biological parents? Now I suspect that I must have picked them up. My younger sister is my own." Zhang Yuanbao told Zhang Jiaohua about his experiences at home with snot and tears.

"You deserve it. Why didn't you say that your sister never caused trouble?" Zhang Jiaohua didn't sympathize with Zhang Yuanbao at all.

It was really strange, from the next day, Zhang Yuanbao really persisted in waking up early every morning and practicing hard.

Practicing magic is not something that can be achieved overnight. Get up early in the morning and stand facing the sun at sunrise, holding the "Idol" in your hand. The charm paper has images of gods drawn on it. Whoever invites the gods to fight in the future will have the face of that god drawn on the spell paper. Be sincere and calm, and visualize the god image in your heart. Zhang Jiaohua opened a golden sentence: As long as you suffer a loss, you will be happy in your heart; Meishan sends out real magic skills, and the eight marshals show their supernatural powers; Mr. Jiuhou knows the east, west, north and south winds even though he is drunk.

Zhang Yuanbao had to recite the formula silently in his heart: the disciple raised his eyes to look at the blue sky, and all the masters were beside him. Eighteen arhats, twenty-four gods, help the disciples; teach the ruler to drag the knife, the dragged knife turns into goose feathers, the iron ruler turns into lamp grass, the iceberg stone turns into blisters, the whole body turns into copper skin and iron bones, and turns into Mount Tai. There are twelve iron hats on the head, twelve layers of iron armor, three turns of copper leather bags, and three layers of iron leather bags. All the masters, all the generals, help the disciples to send and fight quickly.

Then incinerate the god statue in your hand, and express your gratitude to the gods in your heart, and this is the end.

In the evening, when the sun sets, you should also practice, standing facing the setting sun, the method is basically the same as in the morning.

After the mastery of divine fighting, you will continue to practice on the first and fifteenth day of the lunar new year. Although this divine beating seems to be just a kung fu of being beaten, it is also like a practice, and the art is endless.

"Biaohua, how long does it take to practice like this before you can master this skill? Can you practice well before the notice is issued at the end of the term?" Zhang Yuanbao asked.

"Then I don't know. Kung Fu practice depends on aptitude. Those with good aptitude can practice fast, and those with bad aptitude can practice slowly. Therefore, there is no exact time. You don't know that just be honest and don't get beaten." Zhang Jiaohua shook his head.

Zhang Yuanbao frowned, "No, I can't pass the final exam. My mother said that I will be beaten to death. I think I will die for this matter."

The twelfth lunar month is coming soon, and the Spring Festival is not far away. Zhang Jiaohua thinks every day when his parents will come back. When my parents went to Guangdong, they promised that they would come back in the twelfth lunar month. So Zhang Jiaohua looked forward to the coming of the twelfth lunar month every day.

"How could it be so soon? At least until the 20s, the factory won't be on vacation. Your parents will be back by then." Zhang Youlian smiled and patted Jiaohua on the head.

"Twenty or so, then it will take more than twenty days." Zhang Jiaohua seemed to be able to confirm the number that he didn't need to calculate at all.

Zhang Yuanbao's aptitude is good. After ten days of practice, his kung fu has indeed improved a lot. The body is also much stronger, even if it is not used by the gods, the ability to resist blows is increasing day by day.

"Biaohua, Zhang Jingbing's new house will be erected tomorrow, let's go pick up sugar cakes?" Zhang Yuanbao's information is true and well-informed.

One of the most solemn ceremonies in Meizi'ao is the upper beam. Housing is a major event related to the happiness of a lifetime for ordinary people. Living and working in peace and contentment, the simplest meaning of living in peace is to have a good house of your own. So this beam raising ceremony is extremely important.

For little kids, it’s not important to go up to the beam, what’s important is that when they go up to the beam, the host will sprinkle some candies, glutinous rice cakes, meat, etc., and of course melon seeds, all kinds of food have symbolic meanings. Of course, in the hearts of little kids, eating is the most important thing.

The time I visited Zhang Jingbing's house was eight past seven in the morning. It just so happens that the fart kids don't have to delay going to school.

After Zhang Yuanbao completed the cultivation of Shen Da, he rode a bicycle with Zhang Jiaohua to Zhang Jingbing's new house.

Many people, old and young, men and women, came to the village.

The master carpenter presided over the beam-raising ceremony. The carpenter hired by Zhang Jingbing’s family was Zhang Jiwang. The beam-raising ceremony in his family was naturally Zhang Jiwang and a plasterer.

According to the custom of Meizi'ao, this beam tree cannot be cut from one's own mountain, but temporarily "stolen" from other people's forests. I don't know that the idiom "stealing the beam and changing the post" comes from this allusion. Of course, to steal someone else's beam tree, you have to leave a red envelope on the tree stump, and then set off a firecracker to tell the host. Otherwise, people will be scolded to be ugly and ugly, and this beam tree is not auspicious. The master would not go to catch the thieves who stole the beam tree, but went to laugh and put away the red envelopes. Every family has to build new houses, put up beams, and steal beams and trees. No one will quarrel over stealing beams and trees, because this is the rule of Meiziao.

Zhang Jiwang removed the bark of the beam tree, and then planed it into a square beam. While working, you have to sing at the same time. The people around are mainly here to watch the carpenter's performance. Of course, the loose grain and rice later will also be one aspect.

"Small flower buds bearing peonies are easy to see but difficult to make. Skillful craftsmen are not made by immortals. Zhang Ban and Luban have passed them down. Where did the wood come from? In the forest on the top of Nanshan..."

This piece of Jiwang is not simple, and it is very nice to sing with ups and downs. And the meaning here is meaningful, which is most in line with the tastes of the people around.

"It's still Zhang Jiwang who is a great master. It's really exciting to sing this ceremony."

"Yeah, if you do a good job in handicraft, you are not considered a carpenter, at best you can be regarded as a master carpenter. If you know how to sing this song, you are a carpenter."

"I'm afraid that no one among the young people can learn all the skills of the older generation. They only know how to go to Guangdong to work. Can Guangdong really drop gold?"

"In Meizitang, there are two couples, Youping and Zhang Shicai. There will be even more people going out next year. No one will farm this field in the future. I don't believe it. In the future, all the big guys will go out to work. If this field is not planted, what will they eat? Can the reinforced concrete in the city be eaten?"