80s Taoism

"You should come to me! The food in the faculty cafeteria is not much better than your student cafeteria. It's like pig food. I've been tired of it for a long time. I really can't see that you are good at reading, and you can also hunt." Cai Kaiming moved the stool very close to Zhang Jiaohua, and patted Zhang Jiaohua on the shoulder.

"Ms. Cai, do you have a kitchen?" Zhang Jiaohua asked.

"Let's go, I'll take you there to have a look." Cai Kaiming was even more attentive than Zhang Jiaohua, it can be seen that the school cafeteria has suffocated him a lot.

Cai Kaiming is a young teacher. He has just graduated from the teacher's college for two years. He doesn't even have a date. He has been living in the school and eating in the cafeteria. In a school like Yidushui, there are not many bachelors who are single. Some couldn't hold back and directly begged rural girls in nearby villages. But with their conditions, it is not easy to find a woman in the city, and the girls in the countryside are still randomly selected. Of course, except for those who look too shocking.

Cai Kaiming's appearance is not shocking, but he has a higher vision. Whether high or low, this kind of person is the most difficult to find a wife.

Cai Kaiming brought Zhang Jiaohua to the teacher's dormitory. He lived in a room by himself. There was a stove in the corridor, and there were pots and everything. There is also a small cupboard in the room.

"It was prepared by the teacher who lived here before, and when he was transferred, all these things were left here. It's just that I was too lazy to make food. So these guys have never been used. I will give you a key to the house. If you want to come and make food, you can come here at any time. The meal can be steamed directly in the school cafeteria. If you want to use a coal stove, I will buy some briquettes. There are also a lot of firewood here. You just don't set the house on fire." Cai Kaiming actually took out a key and handed it to Zhang Jiaohua.

Zhang Jiaohua was hesitant to accept Cai Kaiming's key, but he heard Cai Kaiming continue to say, "I only want one condition, no matter what you eat, I must have a share."

It turned out that it was because of this that Zhang Jiaohua took the key from Cai Kaiming without hesitation. Zhang Jiaohua also found it troublesome to have a picnic outside. Occasionally, there will be nothing wrong once or twice, and if you run over often, it will definitely attract the attention of others. If other students follow suit, the school will definitely stop it in the end. Now that there is a better solution, Zhang Jiaohua is naturally happy to accept it.

"Ms. Cai, can I build a nest in the corner over there? I want to bring my dog ​​here. Don't worry, my dog ​​won't bite or bark." Zhang Jiaohua looked around.

"Yes, yes, but what are you doing with a dog when you come to school?" Cai Kaiming was a little puzzled.

"My dog ​​is a mountain dog. It can help me hunt prey in the mountains every day." Zhang Jiaohua said.

"Really? Whatever you want, just ask me for any material you need, and I will definitely find it for you." Cai Kaiming readily agreed.

Zhang Jiaohua's prediction was right, they just went out to have a picnic, and someone followed suit the next day, but others didn't have their ability to catch turtledoves. Turtle doves are very vigilant, and the slightest movement will scare them away. The method that Zhang Jiaohua used before is not easy to use. But cats have their way, and dogs have their way. Others have other ways to get meat. But the next day, the mother-in-law of a certain teacher at Yidushui Middle School was making a fuss.

"Which short-lived ghost stole my chicken and ate it with dysentery! Chop off your head, eat the chicken and make your mouth swell, and you will have no children..." This woman's mouth is really poisonous, and she cursed all over for half an hour. If the words of her scolding were fulfilled, the eight generations of those chicken thieves would die a hundred times, the women in the family would make mistakes seventeen or eighteen times, and their life spans would be shortened to the point where they would be stillborn before they were born.

Cai Kaiming also came to Zhang Jiaohua in a hurry, "Beggar, didn't I agree with you yesterday? How could you steal a chicken and go outside for a picnic? If you want to eat it, you have to get it from me? You didn't keep any of it for me, it's too much!"

Zhang Jiaohua was a little dumbfounded when he heard Cai Kaiming's righteous words, "It's not us. We ate in the cafeteria yesterday."

"It's all right for you. Every family raises chickens and releases them. There are chicken manures everywhere. I have stepped on them many times. Don't worry, they won't come here." Cai Kaiming has quarreled with the teachers and family members who raised chickens in the school many times.

"It's really not us. Didn't we bump into you when we had dinner yesterday?" Zhang Jiaohua was really helpless with his memory of a certain person.

"That's right. That bastard stole the school teacher's chicken again? The current students are so outrageous that they even dare to steal the school teacher's family's chicken!" Cai Kaiming patted the table angrily.

Zhang Jiaohua suspected that Cai Kaiming was so angry because he didn't get any chicken.

"When will you bring your hunting dog to the school?" Teacher Cai's brain turned really fast.

"What?" Zhang Jiaohua asked puzzled.

"Can your hunting dog catch the pheasant?" Teacher Cai's thinking has been jumping and leaping.

Zhang Jiaohua felt a little sympathetic to Teacher Cai. It was a long time since he ate meat, and he was forced by life to even speak.

Zhang Jiaohua didn't eat dinner in the cafeteria. The group of five put the steamed rice in Teacher Cai's room, and then went out. Zhang Jiaohua went into the mountain by himself, and placed some stones in the mountain.

"I invite Zhang Wulang to turn over the altar, the second master of the ancestor descended to the altar... there are famous people in front of the altar everywhere, there are flag spears in front of the hall everywhere, the iron armor and golden body appear in the clouds, and the flying clouds are coming at a fast speed. The disciples come here now, and the old ancestor who turned over the altar descends on the spirit!"

Not long after Zhang Jiaohua recited the altar-turning mantra, a deer appeared in front of the stones that Zhang Jiaohua threw on the ground, very dazed.

Zhang Jiaohua said again in a low voice, "Deer deer, I want to borrow some meat from you today."

The muntjac didn't run at all, and it couldn't run. If Zhang Jiaohua didn't pick up the few stones thrown on the ground, it couldn't find its way at all. Zhang Jiaohua walked over and lightly tapped the jizi on the head, and the jizi fell directly to the ground. He just died without a sound. Zhang Jiaohua carried the deer on his shoulders, kicked away a few stones on the ground, and retreated immediately.

Zhang Yuanbao and the others were waiting outside, but Zhang Yuanbao and the mute were not in a hurry. On the contrary, Qi Xia and Nie Tong were very anxious.

"Jiaohua enters the mountain alone, nothing will happen, right?" Qi Xia asked anxiously.

"Don't worry, the flower will come out after a while." Zhang Yuanbao said.

Nie Tong asked in confusion, "Why did the beggar go alone? Why didn't you let us follow?"

"Some things can't be explained clearly, so don't talk nonsense in school. Do you understand?" Zhang Yuanbao forgot who is the big mouth.

"Don't worry, as long as you don't brag in school, others won't know about it." Zhang Jiaohua came out from the woods.

Seeing the mule on Zhang Jiaohua's shoulders, Qi Xia and Nie Tong's eyes widened in shock. Qi Xia walked up and touched the mule with his hand, "Oh, it's still warm. Could it be that you caught it just now?"

Nie Tong was also very surprised, "You can catch the muntjac so quickly? This thing is cunning, and it runs so fast that even ordinary hunting dogs can catch it."

"How can an ordinary hunting dog compare to Jiaohua?" As soon as Zhang Yuanbao said this, Zhang Jiaohua kicked him on the ass.

Zhang Yuanbao chuckled. It was only after he said it that he realized that his words were ambiguous.

Zhang Jiaohua didn't dare to carry the deer on his shoulders and swagger into Yidu Water School, he didn't want to be surrounded by people. So secretly, he climbed over the wall of the faculty dormitory and entered directly.

Cai Kaiming, who was preparing lessons, was also very surprised when he saw the mule brought back by Zhang Jiaohua, "Jiaohua, where did you get this mule?"

"Of course it was brought from the mountains. Could it come to the school by itself?" Zhang Jiaohua laughed.

"I mean, how did you get it?" Cai Kaiming couldn't continue preparing for the lesson, so he put down his pen and was going to help Zhang Jiaohua.

"Teacher Cai, you'd better not be a disservice, our children who grew up in the mountains, it's not a matter of minutes." Qi Xia laughed.

Cai Kaiming looked at Zhang Jiaohua's technique, smiled and stood aside, he didn't have Zhang Jiaohua's technique. Zhang Jiaohua drained the deer's blood first. The fishy smell is all in the blood, and the blood is not cleaned. This kind of game has a strong smell. After draining the blood, the smell of mutton will still be there, but it will be much weaker.

Zhang Jiaohua used a small knife to peel off a very complete piece of suede skin. This is definitely the most perfect piece of skin without any damage.

"Why doesn't this deer have any injuries at all?" Cai Kaiming kept watching Zhang Jiaohua's bloodletting and skinning, but he didn't see any fatal wounds on the deer.

"Teacher Cai, according to the rules, you can't ask this casually," Zhang Yuanbao said.

"Eh." Cai Kaiming scratched his head, I'd better wait for the meat.

After waiting for about an hour, the dish finally came out of the pan.

Cai Kaiming picked up his chopsticks and was about to stretch them into the pot when the door slammed and was kicked. The door was left open, and the weather is still hot. Although it is cool in the mountains, it is still a bit hot in this season.

Cai Kaiming looked back, isn't this Pei Guixiang, Wu Guangyuan's wife who lost his hen yesterday?

"Okay! I finally caught you chicken thieves, and today I lost another hen that just laid eggs. You are really wicked. You just stole one yesterday, but you dare to come today. Do you really think I'm easy to bully?" Pei Guixiang pointed at Cai Kaiming and cursed as soon as she entered the door.

"Sister-in-law, you made a mistake. We didn't steal your chicken." Cai Kaiming didn't want to quarrel with this rural woman. The key is that he is not an opponent.

"Cai Kaiming, it's a shame that you are still a teacher of the people. You don't teach and educate people well, and you even lead students to sneak around. I caught you today. Let's see how you deny it!" Pei Guixiang scolded angrily.

"Why are you unreasonable?" Cai Kaiming also became angry.

"Okay, you still don't admit to being caught by me!" Pei Guixiang rushed out immediately and shouted loudly, "Everyone come and see! I caught the chicken thief!"