80s Taoism

Cai Kaiming was depressed enough, he managed to get a good meal, but it turned out to be a storm all over the city. It's really yellow mud falling into the crotch, it's either shit or shit. The most hateful thing is the chicken thief. He must be having fun somewhere at this time. Maybe the chicken thief was among the people watching the excitement just now.

Zhang Jiaohua and the others ate until their stomachs were bulging, and they went back to the dormitory with a full belch.

"Mr. Cai, the other half should be deep-fried, otherwise it will smell after a night." Before leaving, Zhang Jiaohua was still a little worried about the remaining half of the mussel meat.

This muntjac weighs more than 30 kilograms. After removing the internal organs and fur, there is still about 20 kilograms. If the bones are removed, there are at least ten kilograms of meat. I ate almost half of this meal. The six of them are really good, and they ate a whole pot of stew. Even the soup is about the same.

"Okay, okay, I'm still thinking about this. I'll fix it later. Don't keep thinking about eating game, and you can't relax when you study," Cai Kaiming said.

On the way, Zhang Yuanbao asked in a puzzled way, "Beggar, that shrew wronged us today for stealing her chicken. Why don't you let her be dumb?"

Zhang Yuanbao really didn't understand, this is not the style of beggars. Didn't anyone provoke him before, didn't he never let it go? Why are there no indications at all today?

"She didn't come here for me. Teacher Cai is there to support her, so she won't offend me." Zhang Jiaohua said.

"But the shrew didn't get any punishment at the end?" Zhang Yuanbao asked in bewilderment.

"She didn't come directly at me. Whether she was punished or not is none of my business?" Zhang Jiaohua laughed.

"But..." Zhang Yuanbao scratched his head.

"Brother Yuanbao, you are in the third year of junior high school and will take the high school entrance examination next year. If you fail the entrance examination, my aunt will take good care of you." Zhang Jiaohua reminded kindly.

"It's better if I don't pass the exam. I can just go to junior high school for one more year. It's best to wait until I can take the high school exam with you." Zhang Yuanbao didn't care at all.

"Oh, I forgot to get Miss Runtian something to eat." Zhang Jiaohua patted the back of his head fiercely.

"It's better to forget. This stinky girl doesn't respect my brother at all. She just knows she's taller than my brother. She doesn't want to be downgraded. She's in the same class as me, so people always think she's my sister." Zhang Yuanbao is also tall, but that's compared to the lower grades like Zhang Jiaohua. Girls develop early, and Zhang Runtian is the one who develops earlier among girls. When I was in elementary school, the children in the class were frightened. There was a pool of blood on the wooden stool she was sitting on, and they thought she was seriously injured. It is also the same size as a bamboo shoot, and it is pulled up section by section. In the end, he was a bit taller than his brother Zhang Yuanbao, which made Zhang Yuanbao very dissatisfied.

While talking, the students in the class shouted loudly when they saw Zhang Yuanbao. "Yuan Bao, your sister was looking for you just now!"

"I've told you many times that Runtian is my sister, not my sister!" Zhang Yuanbao was half dead with anger.

"That's right, your sister called you." Zhang Yuanbao's classmate laughed.

Only then did Zhang Yuanbao realize that he was confused and said the wrong thing.

Zhang Jiaohua and the others couldn't help giggling looking at Zhang Yuanbao who was in a state of dismay.

"Oh, this stinky girl really pissed me off." Zhang Yuanbao stomped his feet and ran quickly to the classroom.

Unexpectedly, another chicken raised by the family members of the teaching staff dormitory was lost. It did not belong to Wu Guangyuan's family. I don't know how the hen jumped up the tree. The wall is almost two meters, and the hen can't fly up it at all. This is also the reason why Mrs. Wu Guangyuan didn't find their hen at first.

This time, it was Li Shuhai's family who lost the chicken. Ordinarily, with Pei Guixiang making such a big commotion last night, the thief shouldn't have acted. But when the teacher's family woke up in the morning, they found that there was one less chicken in the coop. When Li Shuhai's mother-in-law Zou Jinhua came together, she found that there was one chicken missing in the coop. A handful of chicken feathers were also scattered on the ground next to the chicken coop.

Zou Jinhua was not as pungent as Pei Guixiang, but his heart ached to death after losing a big hen.

"I can't go on like this. The thief succeeded for two nights in a row, so why don't they come every night?" Zou Jinhua said worriedly.

"This thief is a bit weird." Li Shuhai saw something wrong.

"What's weird?" Zou Jinhua asked.

"If it's an ordinary thief, why don't you steal all the chickens in our house? Just steal one? The night before yesterday, I only stole one chicken from Mr. Wu Guangyuan's house. Don't you think it's strange?" Li Shuhai asked.

"What's so strange about this? How could it be an ordinary thief who came to our school to steal chickens?" Zou Jinhua was not surprised.

"Then why does he only steal one at a time?" Li Shuhai asked.

"What's so strange about this? He only steals one at a time, because he can only eat one at a time. The thief just steals chickens to improve his life. It's not really for stealing things. This thief must belong to our school. Either a teacher or a student." Zou Jinhua said.

Li Shuhai quickly reached out to cover Zou Jinhua's mouth, "You can say that too?"

"Why can't you say it? Someone in the school must have stolen the chicken. I'm sure it was eaten in the citrus orchard at the back. If you don't believe me, go and look for it in the citrus orchard." Zou Jinhua said.

"I really want to look for it." Li Shuhai walked out, but he didn't climb the fence to get out. In broad daylight, if he climbed the fence and was seen by others, it would really damage his status as the teaching director.

The orange grove behind is partly owned by the school, so there is a gate in the school that leads to the orange grove. Li Shuhai went to Tang Dezhong, the old man who was ringing the bell, to get the key.

Li Shuhai opened the iron gate and deliberately walked to the foot of the fence near the teacher's dormitory area. Sure enough, he saw some green orange leaves falling from under the tree, and some leaves were also broken on the orange tree next to him. Someone should have stepped on it while climbing the fence along the citrus tree. Seeing this scene, Li Shuhai was convinced of his mother-in-law Zou Jinhua's guess.

He squatted down and looked around from under the orange tree, but found nothing. Suddenly saw a shed. That is the place where the orange orchard in Yidushui Village temporarily shelters the orange guards from wind and rain. Li Shuhai walked over, there was no one in the shed, the oranges were just beginning to ripen, and the taste was still a bit sour, there would not be many people stealing oranges at this time, at most they would pick two to taste, and it was unlikely that they would steal a large number of oranges. So no guards have been started yet. Li Shuhai found a pile of chicken feathers next to the shed. From the color and freshness of this pile of chicken feathers, Li Shuhai can confirm that the chicken thief must have cooked his chicken here. Indeed, as Zou Jinhua said, it is more likely that the chicken thief is someone from the school. If it was a bum from a nearby village who came to steal the chicken, he would definitely not eat it in the wild. It can be swaggered into your own home to be slaughtered and eaten. Moreover, it is impossible to be merciful at one time, and the entire cage of chickens must be stolen once stolen. Only students or teachers in the school will do this. The possibility of teachers stealing chickens in the school is not high, and the possibility of students stealing chickens is the greatest.

Even if the answer is found, but there is no way to catch the thief, stealing chickens for two consecutive nights, the possibility of coming out on the third night is not great.

"Beggar, do you know? Another hen was lost in the yard last night." Cai Kaiming said.

"This thief really knows how to eat, he specially picks hens." Zhang Jiaohua said casually after hearing this.

"Yeah, this thief really knows how to eat. But he can eat, let us take the blame for him. Fortunately, what we ate was mussel meat. If we ate hen, we would have jumped into the Yellow River last night and couldn't clean it up." Cai Kaiming felt very upset.

"Anyway, it's none of my business. If others suspect you, they also suspect you. At most we are the accomplices. You are the main criminal." Zhang Jiaohua smiled heartlessly.

"Okay." Cai Kaiming shook his head resignedly as he was short-mouthed.

"Actually, it's not difficult to find someone." Zhang Jiaohua laughed.

Seeing what Zhang Jiaohua said, Cai Kaiming became interested, "Tell me, how do you find him?"

"It's not easy. You see, we ate meat last night. Although we washed our hands without using soap, they couldn't be cleaned at all. Our hands were still oily. The food in the school cafeteria didn't have any oily traces. Even if we washed our hands, we couldn't get oil on our hands. Just by looking at our hands, can we know who might have eaten the chicken?" Zhang Jiaohua stretched out his hand to show Cai Kaiming.

If an adult grabs something greasy and eats it with his hands, he will definitely wash his hands with soap, but the child may not, it may just be put in the tap and rinsed. If they check their hands at this time, maybe they can really find out the chicken thief.

"That's right." Cai Kaiming's eyes lit up, and he was about to tell the teaching director Li Shuhai about the situation.

"Teacher Cai, what will happen if you are caught?" Zhang Jiaohua asked.

"That must be expulsion." Cai Kaiming stopped suddenly.

"Stole a chicken just because you were hungry?" Zhang Jiaohua asked.

Is it a great sin to steal a chicken? If a child is affected for the rest of his life just because he stole a chicken, isn't it inappropriate to do so? Cai Kaiming hesitated.

"Beautiful, what do you think should be done?" Cai Kaiming turned around and asked.

"I don't know. You adults don't know, how do I know?" Zhang Jiaohua shook his head hastily.

"Hey, you bad boy. You told me how to catch the thief, but you didn't let me tell the dean just now. You said you didn't know." Cai Kaiming walked back, staring at Zhang Jiaohua, wanting to see clearly what kind of monster this little guy is!