80s Taoism

Liu Biao came back from outside panting, holding a piece of meat in his hand. The meat looked pretty good, two fingers thick of fat with not much bone on it. Liu Biao himself was also elated, "The butcher seller today is my buddy. He saw me go and gave me the best meat. You can see that there is no bone on it. My classmate said that this pig weighs more than two hundred catties, and the fat is as thick as two fingers."

In those days, the quality of meat was evaluated based on the thickness of the fat and the amount of bones. Although there was a lot of fat on the pork neck, the kind of bubble fat was not liked by people. Although lean meat is delicious, it is not popular because lean meat has no oil and water. For people in that era, oil and water were an extremely important criterion for evaluating meat.

"Hurry up and scald the pig skin. This morning's meal will be rich." Liu Tongmao laughed. The potluck of two meat dishes is really hearty.

"It's a pity that the township government only sells meat and doesn't buy fish, otherwise the meal will be complete." Liu Biao said with some regret.

"There are so many dishes, it's too wasteful. You can't spend it like this even if you have money. How hard is it to earn money now?" Liu Qiaoye complained.

Zhao Lanying chuckled, "No matter how hard it is to earn money, you have to eat. If it wasn't for beggars, don't talk about eating meat, I don't know how much foreign debts I would have to borrow. The debts will be paid off one day. If there is any accident with Xizi, this family will be gone. So the beggar is a great contributor to our old Liu family. We have to treat him well. Beggar, what else do you like to eat, tell your aunt and ask your uncle to buy it for you."

"Auntie, I just like to eat chicken drumsticks." Zhang Jiaohua laughed.

"That's fine, you will eat the two yellow legs." Seeing that Liu Xi was about to cry, Zhao Lanying smiled and said, "I'll eat Xizi later. This time the chickens are killed and the meat is sold to reward Brother Hua."

"It's fine for me and Xizi to share half of each other." Zhang Jiaohua simply gave him a favor and ate it all by himself. How could that be possible? The mother's eyes are staring.

"Hahaha, the relationship between the two brothers is really good." Liu Tongmao said haha.

There are many people and strength, and the whole family has come out together. This sumptuous breakfast is finally ready.

There are two big bowls of chicken, two big bowls of pork, and two or three fried dishes. The Eight Immortals table is full.

There are exactly eight people in a family, and exactly eight seats are filled.

"Come here, let the beggar eat this yellow leg." Liu Biao took a chicken leg and put it in Zhang Beggar's bowl. Zhang Jiaohua was about to grab it with his hands, but at this moment, a hand stretched out from behind and snatched the chicken leg from Zhang Jiaohua's bowl. Zhang Jiaohua was in a hurry, and when he looked back, he found that the chicken leg was held in the hands of a strange adult man.

"Guo Daogui! What are you going to do?" Liu Biao immediately stood up angrily.

"Nothing. I worked so hard to collect your soul, but I got nothing. Now you are well. I just came to settle accounts with you. Now that I'm catching up with you guys for breakfast, and my stomach is still empty, let's talk after breakfast." Guo Daogui stuffed the chicken leg directly into his mouth.

Zhang Jiaohua was so angry, but he didn't intend to get the chicken legs back. Guo Daogui's hands were filthy, black and oily, and Zhang Jiaohua lost his appetite when the chicken leg passed his hand. But Guo Daogui is so cheap, it is naturally impossible. They all come to grab food from their own bowls, is it tolerable or unbearable? Zhang Jiaohua picked up the chopsticks and paused on the table. This one is important. The corner of Zhang Jiaohua's mouth twitched slightly, her voice was very low. Even Liu Xi, who was sitting next to him, didn't hear clearly.

Guo Daogui didn't know that he had violated the biggest taboo of the navy, and he should never have gone to grab food from other navy bowls. Seeing that he just ate it in his mouth, his eyes widened immediately. He accidentally swallowed a large piece of leg meat in one gulp, and it couldn't get down in his throat, and he couldn't spit it out. Choked!

Except for Zhang Jiaohua, no one knew that Zhang Jiaohua had tampered with and cast a spell on Guo Daogui. Master Mei Shanshui is very stingy, let alone his own bowl, if he catches it with his chopsticks while eating, if someone else grabs it from him, he will definitely get stuck after eating it.

"Shui Shui." Guo Daogui choked and rolled his eyes, ran to Liu's water tank and scooped up a ladle of water, and poured it down violently, trying to wash the chicken down his throat. But Guo Daogui forgot a common saying: When people are unlucky, drinking cold water will stuff their teeth. Drinking this scoop of water not only did not wash down the chicken, but even the water stuck in his throat, making it difficult to breathe.

Only then did everyone see that something was wrong. Liu Tongmao was fairly knowledgeable, and suddenly understood that the beggar was deliberately punishing the other party. But he was also worried that the grandson was too young to know the seriousness, so he hurriedly said, "Beggar, don't go too far, killing people is not for fun."

"Calling flowers?" Zhang Youping and Liu Qiaoye only came to their senses at this time, it turned out that their own cubs were playing tricks.

Guo Daogui is not stupid, after all, he is also a quasi-naval master. Although he has no knowledge, he has seen these things. Hastily bowed to everyone on the table and begged for forgiveness.

"The beggar, just let him go." Zhang Youping was also worried that he would really be killed.

Only then did Zhang Jiaohua snort coldly, and the chopsticks in his hand paused again on the table. Strange to say, when Zhang Jiaohua paused with his chopsticks on the table, the choked chicken in Guo Daogui's throat slipped down. His throat immediately cleared up, and he swallowed the sip of water he just drank. As a result, at this time Guo Daogui was breathing in a hurry, and some water entered the lungs along with the airflow.

Cough cough, Guo Daogui unfortunately choked. Severe coughing. Snot and tears came out. That embarrassed look is really funny.

Everyone turned their attention to Zhang Jiaohua again. Zhang Jiaohua felt aggrieved, "It's not me. He choked on himself."

Guo Daogui wiped away his tears, and didn't dare to go to the table to fish for oil and water. If the kid cast another spell on him, he wouldn't know how to cry.

"Boy, you have the guts, you wait, you wait. I'll go ask my senior brother to come over. You've crossed the line this time. Lan Snake Creek is my fragrant foot, Guo Daogui, and you didn't follow the rules, and you fished it here." Guo Daogui pointed at Zhang Jiaohua and said angrily.

"Here is your fragrant foot? If you can drink this chopstick, I've crossed the line." Zhang Jiaohua went to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife, cut a chopstick into three, and put it in a bowl of clear water.

This is exactly the test that Mei Shanshui Master must pass if he wants to become a teacher. Zhang Jiaohua saw at a glance that Guo Daogui hadn't left the army at all, and Guo Daogui couldn't see some of the secret gestures of the navy that he made. It can only show that this Guo Daogui never became a teacher at all.