80s Taoism

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Who knew that the little gray dog ​​suddenly struggled and escaped from Zhang Jiaohua's grasp. Suddenly he got into the bushes again.

"This stupid dog, why is he going crazy today? Why is he still relentless?" Zhang Jiaohua had to stop. If another litter of wild rabbits is produced, it will not be able to carry a bamboo basket full.

However, the little gray dog ​​barked vigorously, and after a while, the surrounding bushes were full of its voice. Zhang Jiaohua didn't know where the puppy was at all, so he could only wait for the little gray dog ​​to signal that it had found its prey.

Sure enough, not long after, the little gray dog ​​really sent out a very strong signal.

"There is really prey! This time I'm afraid it will be another litter of rabbits. It's really terrible. I really can't carry it." Zhang Jiaohua felt a kind of happy trouble in his heart. I regret that I didn't bring the little gray dog ​​to the mountains earlier, so I have to eat less meat.

Zhang Jiaohua put the bamboo basket aside, covered it with bushes, and a little rabbit ran out of the bamboo basket. Then he ran quickly to the place where the little gray dog ​​made the sound.

But this time the little gray dog's barking seemed a little strange, and the voice seemed to be full of fear. Unlike before, the little gray dog ​​kept barking in one place, but this time, the little gray dog ​​kept barking and moving. It was also because of this that Zhang Jiaohua searched for a long time before arriving at the position of the little gray dog. But when Zhang Jiaohua saw clearly the prey the little gray dog ​​had found, Zhang Jiaohua's heart almost jumped out.

What a big prey!

That is a big wild boar! And it was the wild boar that was irritated by the barking of the little gray dog.

What a death! Zhang Jiaohua wished he could kick the little gray dog ​​into the air. But this guy can run much faster than him, and the little greyhound is petite and can easily move quickly in the bushes, using the bushes to stop the wild boar from advancing. But Zhang Jiaohua can't!

Zhang Jiaohua rushed over panting, and was discovered by the wild boar as soon as he came out of the battle. Seeing that the wild boar couldn't catch up to the annoying puppy, it immediately transferred its anger to the child who had just appeared.

An angry wild boar is more terrifying than a wolf! Seeing the wild boar rushing towards him, Zhang Jiaohua's face immediately changed drastically. Sure enough, wild animals are not so easy to get their mouths! I'm screwed!

Of course Zhang Jiaohua wouldn't just stand there waiting to die, he turned around and ran away. Although he was in a rather embarrassing escape, he still didn't forget to zigzag all the way, because wild boars always charge forward in a straight line and don't know how to turn. It's just that the beggar Zhang has short legs, so he is not afraid of running speed, and with the obstacles of thorns and bushes, the running speed is even slower. On the contrary, it is not as fast as wild boars.

Although Zhang Jiaohua was embarrassed, he didn't panic. After all, he was different from ordinary seven-year-old children. At such a juncture, he was still quick-witted. While running away in a hurry, he also recited the Qi Gangbu Mantra: "The spirits of the heavens and the earth merge in threes and fives. Together with the gods, all ghosts can hide. When I fight against me, I will be broken like a speck of dust... hurry like a law." As soon as the mantra was finished, Zhang Jiaohua walked like flying, and immediately threw the wild boar that was approaching far away.

The wild boar originally thought that a single bump could overturn the nasty little thing that woke it up from its afternoon nap, so it jumped forward, but Zhang Jiaohua had already accelerated and ran far away. But for a wild boar weighing two to three hundred catties with thick flesh and rough skin, this little collision is nothing. The blood flowing from its head only aroused its wildness.

"Roar!" The old pig was really angry!

When Zhang Jiaohua heard the screams like killing a pig behind him, he knew that the wild boar had suffered. Some couldn't help but want to go back and see if the wild boar had killed him. That's a wild boar. If you drag it back and smoke the bacon, you can eat it for a year!

Zhang Jiaohua heard that some rich people killed two pigs and smoked bacon during the twelfth lunar month, and they could eat it until the next winter. Bacon is a good thing. Especially in spring, fried spring bamboo shoots with bacon, just thinking about it, makes my mouth water. The fat of that wild boar just now must have been three or four fingers thick, right? There must be enough oil and water. If it is smoked into bacon, the balsamic fat in the firewood will seep into the fat meat, and the fat meat will turn golden yellow, and it will feel like your index finger is moving.

Zhang Jiaohua's footsteps slowed down, but before he could turn around, the bushes not far away shook violently, and a huge black-haired wild boar suddenly came out of the bushes. As soon as the black-haired wild boar came out, its two big red eyes glared at Zhang Jiaohua immediately. It blamed Zhang Jiaohua for the hatred that had just caused it to almost commit suicide.

"Mother!" Zhang Jiaohua looked at the menacing black-haired wild boar, and just wanted to eat its meat. Now? I'd better keep running for my life.

Wild boars don't know how to climb trees. If they climbed onto a tree that was big enough, they could escape unharmed. However, Zhang Jiaohua was not sure that he could climb a big tree before the wild boar hit him. Small trees are easy to climb, but small trees may not be able to withstand the impact of a wild boar weighing two to three hundred catties.

escape!

Zhang Jiaohua immediately continued to rush down the mountain. The effect of the spell just now is almost the same. After all, the Tao is limited, and the time that the spell can be blessed is very limited. Zhang Jiaohua recited a new incantation.

"Heavenly, earthly, Laojun passed on the decree, the first teacher gave my disciple lubricating oil, and the lubricating oil mountain is 33,000 in succession, and one finger slides one mountain... One move and one slide until tomorrow, I sincerely invite the six stars of the South Dipper and the Seven Stars of the Big Dipper, and I will obey the old master as urgent as the law."

Zhang Jiaohua slid to the ground at once, landed on his buttocks, and slid down the mountain like a slide. After sliding five or six meters away, he happened to see the silly little gray dog. Zhang Jiaohua hugged the little gray dog ​​in his arms, and one person and one dog slid down the mountain like floating bamboo rafts.

The wild boar was also chasing it very closely, but just after taking a few steps, its feet slipped immediately. Its body is round and round, so it can't sit on the ground as nimbly as Zhang Jiaohua and slide down. Instead, it rolled all the way down like a ball. When it rolled down halfway up the mountain, there was a big black rock lying across the direction of its progress. The wild boar didn't know how to turn a corner, so it directly bumped into the black stone. Very simply fainted.

Zhang Jiaohua and the little gray dog ​​slid all the way to the foot of the mountain. At first, they thought that the pants must have been worn out with such a slip. Turning his head to look, he found that the pants were intact. Zhang Jiaohua raised his head and glanced up the mountain. The wild boar did not follow, and he didn't hear the sound of the wild boar again, so he probably left. Zhang Jiaohua was not willing to throw away the bamboo basket and went out to collect firewood. If Zhang Jiaohua lost the bamboo basket and hatchet, Zhang Jiaohua would be beaten up by some woman again when he went back.