A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

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After lunch time.

The Weasley brothers, dressed as sweeping aunts, forced Joshua into the abandoned girls’ bathroom on the second floor.

“Hey… Both of you… What’s different… People are shy! Don’t do it…”

Joshua looked like he wanted to refuse, but the two did not buy his account and pushed Joshua on the toilet bowl fiercely.

“Joshua…” ×2

“Can you explain to us… Is there a reason why you left like that last night? You killed us to be punished by Professor McGonagall on the night! Right at the castle gates! ”

“Yes! The two of us were like a sculpture janitor, under a petrification spell cast by Professor McGonagall, and we couldn’t move for a while… I almost thought we were going to freeze to death this morning when the spell went away! ”

George and Fred began to pour bitter water on Joshua, while constantly making obvious threatening gestures at Joshua, as if they had just returned from hell.

Joshua smiled awkwardly, trying to push the two of them away with his hand: “Well~ judging from the results… Only the two of you were caught, and the deduction did not count mine… It’s also a good thing for the academy…”

But George and Fred pushed Joshua forward until his back was against the wall.

“Roar~~~ Then you mean to say… Dead Taoist friends do not die poor Dao? ”

Joshua wanted to nod his head in praise, but his sixth sense told him that if he did this, he probably wouldn’t see the sun touching it…

“This… I’m also helpless, after all, you have been caught by Hagrid, if I also send it to the door, then won’t our motives for going to the Forbidden Forest be exposed? ”

(Thanks to Mr. Missed Fish for the monthly pass!) There are also flowers from Mr. Master Brother and Mr. White Little Wolf~~~)

Although Joshua wanted to let the two of them find a group of professors at that time, but later he successfully got out of trouble, it must be that the fewer people who know about it, the better, don’t become the key observation object of Dumbledore at that time, it will not be fun to give himself eye medicine when there is nothing to do.

George and Fred were stunned, and it was obvious that they also knew that the bursting magic that Joshua had unleashed in the Forbidden Forest last night would not be known to too many people.

But… Just put this melon baby? That’s too cheap for him, right?!

Just as the two were agonizing over what to do with Joshua, they both thought of the plan they had made last night – to give Joshua great love, not to let him go astray, and to guide Joshua to the glorious path of mischief.

So the Weasley brothers, who were still aggressive just now, looked like they were about to tear Joshua alive and peel them alive, instantly became amiable and even a little flattering.

“Hey, hey…”

“Hey, hey…”

The two people laughed heavily, and the broom rags were all down, and their hands couldn’t stop rubbing their chests, and the thief’s eyebrows looked like those lewd men who pimped people on it.

“Joshua… Look at me: Uh-huh? What do you think? ”

George looked at Joshua from head to toe, and couldn’t help but sigh: This kid is indeed a good talent and beautiful jade, and he will do something in the future…

Fred stared straight into Joshua’s eyes, which were the windows of his soul, he could feel that Joshua had not yet fallen into darkness at this time, but the necessary psychological counseling was still needed, otherwise Joshua would inevitably go astray…

Joshua was stared at by the two like this, and his body couldn’t help but shiver, and his hands quickly protected his upper and lower critical parts.

“You… What are you going to do! I’ll say it first! I’m not interested in that! ”

Joshua hopes that his harsh rebuke will make the two realize what is wrong with their thinking.

But the Weasley brothers felt that Joshua was really unreasonable, and obviously wanted to pull him to the right path, but he dared to resist like this? Now he is like this, and if his strength is strong in the future, he will pay it back?!

“Nope! You must listen to us on this matter! ”

“Maybe today you think that the two of us are wrong, feel that our bend is not suitable for your straight… But in the future… In the future, you will understand how right we both did to you, and you will definitely appreciate us! ”

“That’s right! Just open the door to our new world! You’ll discover something new! ”

“This thing is absolutely wonderful! You only need to taste it once and you will never let go again! If you don’t believe me… Then look at us! We are now a pith! ”

Bang! Boom la

Joshua’s sea of heart was a thunderbolt at this time!

His whole person froze in place.

He never imagined… It turned out that the Weasley brothers turned out to be such people!!!

Could it be that twins are already attractive to each other to the point where they break worldly boundaries?!

And the main thing is that they now think about pulling themselves up ?!

Do you know the taste of the pith? Their bends don’t fit their own straight? After tasting it once, you can’t bear to let go?

Joshua is already convinced!

They are gay

No wonder the two of them are always inseparable! No wonder they always disappear from everyone’s sight from time to time, and then always appear with an inexplicable smile! No wonder the two of them occupy such a prominent position as Quidditch hitters but don’t have a girlfriend! No wonder after Fred’s death, George can no longer use the Patronus Charm that requires happy memories to release!

People say that the country is corrupt, and today we will finally see it…

Although the two brothers are not beautiful, Joshua feels that he cannot treat them with contempt, the problem of sexual orientation… That’s a personal matter, I can’t take care of it myself…

But they want to pull themselves into the gang …

Sorry for that, no way!

I didn’t have a girlfriend in my last life, but I haven’t given up in this life! How can you be turned into gay when you are quick to succeed!

“I’m sorry! Two! This is impossible! I already know the thoughts of the two seniors to ‘love the juniors’, but I have my own plans for the future life! It is categorically impossible to move in the direction of the two! You’re going to die this heart!!! ”

Joshua clasped his hands into fists, kicked his feet the ground, and rushed out of the bathroom while the two were distracted by his words. _

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