A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

With a snap, a small black book was thrown to the ground by Joshua.

Quirrell’s eyes looked down, and his face changed.

“Where did you get this thing?! You… Wrong! ”

He retreated like crazy, ran to the simple wooden bed, got down on one knee and stuck his head in.

“No need to look… That’s where I took it…”

Old God Joshua picked up the book on the ground, gently patted the dust on it, and touched it with joy in his palm.

“You… When…”

Quirrell withdrew his head and glared at Joshua gloomily.

“Well… That’s Quidditch time… Alas… Originally, I was just thinking, since you have done something to me, professor… Then I can’t sit still, I have to make some mess for you or something… So here it is…”

Joshua shrugged, as if he had just done something like waking up every morning to take back the milk from the door.

Quirrell’s face changed more and more, which made Joshua more sure that this small book meant a lot to him.

“So to speak… My bandana…”

Quirrell’s expression as he looked at Joshua suddenly became very fierce.

Let’s just say how since that Quidditch beat, my own turban has become a little strange…

What else did the master say that there was a strange thick white yogurt smell in the turban?!

I almost stopped being scared to the bottom of my heart!

It turned out to be all ghosts made by this kid!!!

Looking at Quirrell’s bitter appearance, Joshua couldn’t help but be happy, and even the dull pain in his chest was relieved a lot.

“So… Professor Quirrell… You have my handle, I have your secret… Neither of us owes anyone… Your hunting unicorns has nothing to do with me, and I don’t want you to go to the Forbidden Forest…”

“You see, I didn’t give this small book to Mr. Principal, doesn’t it mean that I don’t have such a big grudge with you as I imagined… You walk your Yangguan Road, I cross my single wooden bridge… Is this bad? ”

Joshua didn’t want to entangle with Quirrell, don’t let Quirrell reveal his original form and implicate himself when the time comes.

But Quirrell didn’t react as Joshua imagined.

Instead, he said to Joshua with a strange face, “You… Don’t you know inside this little book… What is it? ”

Joshua was also a little confused, “This… What is here? Isn’t it your Black Arts cultivation manual or something? ”

Quirrell didn’t speak, leaned sideways and didn’t say anything to Joshua, just… His face turned a little red.

This look must represent a problem with this!

After he got this book, he actually didn’t check it, and all kinds of things had long made him forget about it, until he followed Quirrell into the office today, Joshua remembered the small book he carried…

Joshua’s heart suddenly stopped, if… If this book didn’t contain notes that would confirm Quirrell as black magic…

Joshua hurriedly opened the book, and a bright light appeared through the gaps in the pages of the small book, slightly dazzling.

When the eye adjusts to this light…

Joshua suddenly noticed a figure emerging from the small book.

This figure is amazing, blonde hair and blue eyes, a pretty face with a lot of charm, and the most important thing is that she actually has no clothes!

The image of the blonde big sister on the small book is very clear, every inch of the body, every place is clearly visible, gently shake the small book, she can also make corresponding movements.

If it weren’t for the fact that he was a little smaller, Joshua would have thought that a living blonde appeared in front of him!

At this time, the blond big sister straightened her chest.

“Hey.youngman.youwanttohaveanexcitingexperiencewithme?”

The big sister sent out the autumn wave to the front, and then the little book actually played a piece of music, and the big sister began to dance with this music, singing and dancing for a while, the scenery is infinitely good…

Joshua’s little face turned red at once, and he immediately closed the small book, and the blond big sister disappeared with it.

“You… You you you! You actually have such a workmanship, a serqin thing! And it’s hidden in that kind of place! I thought it was your cultivation notes or something… Don’t face! Stinky hooligan! Dead virgin! (Ah… The author suddenly felt a heartache … ）”

Joshua was now ashamed and angry.

It’s a shame that although he was a humble virgin in his previous life, he had also seen a little of the world, and several teachers’ courses were also famous, but just now… The little Joshua who hadn’t used it properly for eleven years just now actually … There was actually a reaction! This is also too fake!

The outrage is that Quirrell, who usually looks like a dog, actually did such a reckless thing behind his back! What a shame on Hogwarts!

Quirrell didn’t look at Joshua either, and said to himself, “That kind of place? You kid is quite funny to talk about, isn’t the place under the bed where men hide the most little yellow books?! ”

Joshua choked on his words and didn’t know what to say, and the most infuriating thing was that if he thought about it carefully, his fucking words seemed to make a fucking sense!

“Alright! Don’t talk about it! ”

Quirrell waved his hand, as if to erase what had just happened directly from the book.

“I’ll just say it… I, risking being cursed, hunt unicorns, naturally for my reasons…”

“You, risking being caught by the teacher and risking being expelled from the Forbidden Forest, naturally have your reasons…”

“But I’ve sworn to be a good person… I will never selfishly sneak to the Forbidden Forest in the future…”

Joshua spoke weakly, but said nothing after being glared at hard by Quirrell.

“You and I tacitly did not report each other’s affairs to the school, so isn’t it completely okay for us to cooperate?”

Seeing that Joshua didn’t talk back, Quirrell nodded with satisfaction, and continued, “I’m a dark wizard… Teaching at Hogwarts is also for one thing… After I get that thing, I will disappear immediately and no longer entangle with you, how about it?! ”

Joshua lowered his head, as if pondering something.

Seeing this, Quirrell struck while the iron was hot and said, “Of course! I certainly won’t let you work for nothing, what do you want… Just open your mouth! Galleon? Strength? Or do you mean women?! I will do my best to meet your needs! ”

Joshua raised his head, and a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

“Money… Strength… Woman… Plus the words of power … It’s something that any man can’t refuse, right? ”

“But! I refuse~! ”

“One of my favorite things to do about Joshua Joestar is to treat a self-righteous guy like you, sayno!”

(Thank you Mr. Yuekai and Mr. Master Brother for the flowers ~~~)_

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