A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

“The biggest reason you failed…. It is the villain who dies from talking a lot! ”

Joshua thought for a while, his actions just now seemed a little stupid….

Although the JO family has been proficient in fantastic poses for generations, which one is not wonderful and handsome?

[Or… Plagiarize one first? Old Demon Araki shouldn’t be looking for me to ask for copyright taxes…” Joshua touched his chin and thought for a moment, compared to the previous JOJO or Sanqiao Kujo Jotaro’s posture is the best and most normal, turning the brim of his hat and then half on his side, stretching out his finger in front of him. (Keep your gestures slightly higher than your shoulders!) ）

With the most grim expression, he said to the enemy: “The biggest reason for your failure …. It is the villain who dies from talking a lot! ”

[Uh-huh… Or Sanqiao is more handsome…. This should be remembered in a small book… Let’s take Sanqiao’s movement transition before coming up with your own JOJO stand! 】

“Eh This is really, the movement is a bit big, young man…” Just as Joshua was scratching his head and adjusting his wonderful posture, Joshua suddenly heard a strange footstep behind him, and the footsteps had a slightly greasy sound, which made Joshua shudder a little.

“What man! What man! What man! Joshua was shocked, he was still too tender, and quickly observed the surrounding environment left and right. It is a big taboo to subconsciously relax your vigilance without determining whether it is safe, and now the system has not prompted the task to be completed!

The voice was behind Joshua, but when Joshua looked back, he saw only a black figure hidden in the shadows of the store.

【Hey, hey… No way… Hit the small one and come the old one? What the hell is this guy who is the ultimate boss of Overturned Alley? 】

A cold sweat fell from Joshua’s forehead, and he withdrew his wand in front of him, and it was very rude to point it at someone without finding out the other party’s intentions.

“I don’t know sir… Who is it? What’s so valuable? “There are only two people quietly watching each other in the alley, and the air temperature seems to be dropping to freezing.

“I… It’s the shop owner! ”

A figure in the dark came out of the store, combing the oily hair hanging down his face repeatedly with his hands. His voice and his hair were greasy and oily. He was wearing a dirty and somewhat shabby black robe, and he couldn’t tell his age, but he thought he was also in his fifties and sixties.

This man’s answer almost made Joshua angry, your final boss-like figure turned out to be a shop owner?! Harm people beware of liver popping and jumping!

“Then what do you want to do, uncle… I’m very scared to appear behind people so suddenly! ”

The corner of the shop owner’s mouth twitched slightly, “Will you be afraid?” Young man, don’t laugh, you are the one who can defeat this overturned evil dog! And the action at the end is inexplicably handsome! ”

Joshua’s little face turned red all of a sudden, “You… You see? ”

“Ah…” the shopkeeper was a little suspicious, as if wondering why Joshua would ask himself that. Oh, yes… See, after all, you two were so fierce when you just fought… But seriously, boy, that last move of yours…”

The look of shame on Joshua’s face was even greater, interrupting the shop owner, “Stop! Uncle! You are my uncle! Don’t say it! Let’s talk about something! Don’t make such a fool of yourself! ”

The shopkeeper saw Joshua’s face flush and couldn’t help but mutter, “After all, it’s still a child… It’s obviously such a handsome posture…”

“You still say!”

“Okay, okay… Then I’ll get down to business…” The shop owner said squarely, “How are you going to compensate?” ”

“Huh? Miscellaneous…. What compensation? Joshua didn’t understand a little.

The shopkeeper shook his head, spread his hands and said to Joshua, “Oops… You’re really… Don’t you realize that when you fought with this turtle sun just now, my shop was also injured?! ”

“Your shop?”

“Nonsense! My shop! My 24K solid gold roof! This is a treasure passed down from my grandfather’s grandfather’s generation! Ahem, you only need to give me three hundred galleons, and the two of us will write it off, how? The store owner’s tone changed very well, one second he was crying about his misery, and the next second he was reaching for money.

“Wow! Why are you so impudent?! Three hundred galleons?! Why don’t you go to Gringotts to grab?! Besides… Isn’t there still a person lying on this ground?! You go and ask him for it! It’s okay to strip him naked and sell him to Africa for money! I’m just a child, why do you want to do this to me?! ”

Joshua is a little crazy, what kind of thing is this, is it true that half of the people in the wizarding world are stupid?

On the way, I met a performance artist, said hello to him and was about to be chased to the end of the earth; Accidentally broke the roof of someone else’s shop… Well, it’s their own fault… But the asking price of three hundred gold galleons is too pitiful! What other treasure that has been passed down for a hundred years?! This is clearly touching porcelain!

“So… You don’t want to give? The shopkeeper’s expression cooled.

“This… Your price is a little too expensive, right? Or… Thirty galleons? Ahem… How about ten galleons? Joshua timidly stretched out five fingers, afraid that the other person would beat himself if he was not satisfied.

The shopkeeper shook his head again, “Kid… These five galleons are enough for me to rebuild a roof… But…” the corners of his mouth curved into an arc, “I’m talking about three hundred galleons… It’s really not much at all… Never mind! Leave the money and there you go! ”