A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

“That’s the tentative plan… You can go…”

Quirrell held his head with one hand and waved at Joshua with a headache, talking to this kid was more laborious than a duel with any professor or something…

“Oh… But I still want to put forward one more condition…”

Joshua received the laxative given by Quirrell into his robe, his eyes moved downward, and the textbook that had just been soaked with water was empty…

“It’s just… Hello and my Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher…. It’s okay to open a back door for me, right? In the future, my homework will be…”

Quirrell glanced at him impatiently, “Excuse me… That’s what it should be…”

“The final exam at the end of the school year…”

Joshua said he wanted to push a little further.

“You kid really don’t know what it means to make a stop! Can you talk casually about the exam?! Don’t you want to know what you’ve learned this year?! ”

Quirrell suddenly possessed the teacher’s spirit, slammed the table and scolded Joshua.

“But forget it… As long as you don’t be too bad at the exam, I will give you excellent results…”

Quirrell secretly laughed in his heart, this kid is still dreaming of cheating on exams.

When the Philosopher’s Stone is taken and the master is resurrected, I am afraid that the entire Hogwarts will be rectified, what spare time is there for exams?

“That’s good… Thank you Professor Quirrell… I… Withdrawn? ”

Joshua slowly stepped back to the office door, and now Quirrell hadn’t noticed something was wrong with his textbook.

“Go ahead, go ahead! Hurry up! ”

Joshua was like being pardoned at that time, turned around and opened the door, and ran out more than ten meters with a bang, without even closing the door.

Quirrell scoffed, thinking that Joshua was a little boy after all…

“Alright… Next, I have to finish the last lesson plan…”

He pulled out his long quill pen, dipped it in the inkwell, and opened the textbook…

The textbook is as light as the ass of the blonde big sister I like.

The above is brand new, and the traces of the pages that were originally folded by themselves have disappeared, not to mention the lecture notes that I have spent countless days and nights recording in the textbook…

Gone, nothing more…

“Joshua Joestar!!!! Finish!!!! ”

On that day, Quirrell returned to the Land Wonderland, and the entire Hogwarts experienced the majesty of the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor…

And then…

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As the Quidditch match approached, news of Snape as a referee spread throughout the school.

Every time they had a Potions class with the Slytherins, the lion cubs were forced to listen to the snakes talk about how stupid the Gryffindor team would lose.

Of course, the little lions did not dare to refute and could not refute, because Snape would arbitrarily deduct Gryffindor points for disturbing classroom discipline.

Harry was more and more disturbed by Snape’s stimulation, and Joshua seemed to be infected by Harry’s emotions and began to suffer from loss and loss.

He even imagined little angels and little devils in his heart, one side represents pure friendship, the other represents big news and writing fees… The two children argued about whether to drug Harry or not, and Joshua’s head was about to split.

Harry’s poor state was obvious to everyone, so a large group of enthusiastic people began to give Harry advice, and even stupidly said that Harry really broke his leg to avoid the battle.

The enthusiastic crowd did not realize that their existence had actually caused Harry considerable trouble, and they even wanted to bring this enthusiasm to Joshua.

A circle of people shushed Harry and asked him how he was studying. Have you done your homework? Have you eaten? What the hell bothers you, wait…

The degree of boredom is comparable to that of the idle uncles and aunts in China.

If it weren’t for Quirrell only giving Joshua a pack of laxatives, he would want to send a pack of this thing to them to slowly cool off now, which is too abrasive…

In the end, before Joshua could figure it out, the Quidditch match began.

The whole school has once again entered a state of carnival, and the boring study life can only be alleviated by this boring exercise.

Joshua followed the Gryffindor students slowly out of the castle and towards the Quidditch pitch.

Perhaps Dumbledore personally supervised the battle, and many professors came out of their offices to watch the game at the Quidditch Stadium.

Of course, those professors who really stay to death will not come out, such as Trelawney, a professor of divination, and Professor Binns, a professor of the history of magic, both of whom are fairy-like squats in the house. In addition to normal class hours, they basically even eat in their own private space (of course, Professor Binns is a ghost, and there is no need to eat or even a salary is saved…). ）

The sharp-eyed Joshua saw that Professor Quirrell was now standing on top of the tower, silently watching the torrent of students heading towards the court.

Quirrell seemed to observe Joshua as well, so he nodded and gestured to Joshua, apparently to remind him of his mission.

Joshua ignored him and continued walking.

Ron, who was with Joshua, may also be suffering from some kind of anxiety disorder, repeatedly reciting various magics he had learned from Quirrell in recent days.

“Legs… Legs stand up and stiff…”

“What else… All petrochemicals…”

“Hey, Hermione, are there any spells that will come in handy for a while?”

Hermione was particularly dissatisfied, “While it’s great that you can recite the spell carefully, why did you act on the premise that Professor Snape would definitely make a move against Harry?” ”

Ron pouted, not wanting to argue too much with the woman.

Hermione rolled her eyes helplessly, “You can’t learn Joshua… Is it bad to watch the game with peace of mind? And…”

The little witch suddenly lowered her voice, “Remember! It’s legs standing up and stiffening! Not stiff! “_

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