A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

“Don’t worry! Joshua! The phoenix is a creature that recognizes the Lord very much! Take the principal’s Fox, for example, only the principal is recognized, usually we can only feed with it, if you want to touch the bird’s head, you have to apply… Even if ordinary people hit you, they won’t be recognized by the phoenix! ”

Hagrid patted Joshua on the shoulder and gave him a thumbs up and a mouthful of white teeth.

Joshua slapped Hagrid’s dirty paw on his shoulder with disdain, the simple-minded person who always thinks only about the good side.

“Roar~ If only that were the case… But I hope you don’t assume that I’m hit by this kind of thing… I’m going to be the number one in the world…”

Speaking of this, Joshua suddenly closed his mouth tightly, and the current world number one is sitting in front of him, which is really a little too arrogant…

However, Dumbledore didn’t say anything, still smiling slightly and drinking tea, “Nothing… It’s always good to have a dream, and I sincerely look forward to a Gryffindor student who has achieved more than me…”

Joshua smiled awkwardly, thinking that during the New Year, the seventh aunt and the eighth aunt asked you how you were studying, and what else could the scumbags say? This topic can be regarded as being killed by old Deng.

“By the way, Mr. Principal… We have one more important thing here… There is something about Hagrid… You see…”

Hagrid, who was smiling on the side, suddenly froze, and instantly changed from the kind middle-aged bearded uncle just now to a cowering big child.

His hands were twisted around his chest, as if there was something very interesting in the palm of his hand.

His eyes also began to glance around, obviously wanting to look at him left and right.

Joshua couldn’t help but sigh softly, coughed, and said, “Oops.. Speaking of phoenix… I have to talk about the magical creature dragon with the same name as the phoenix… Speaking of dragons…. I have to talk about this variety of dragons in the world… Speaking of…”

“Enough! Enough Joshua! Let’s not talk about XX and have to talk about XX! Blossom directly… Directly blossom into no?! ”

Hagrid cried with a big face, and his hands gripped Joshua’s shoulders so hard that they were about to crush him.

Dumbledore watched with interest as the two performed crosstalk, drinking cup after cup of tea, and unconsciously drinking an entire pot of water.

Forced to help, Hagrid lowered his head and told Dumbledore his story.

At first, he was a black-hearted merchant with a big turban in the corner of the tavern, and then he drunk him and obtained a dragon egg from him through dirty drinking tactics, and finally he was happy and killed by him, and he probably said a lot of news about the corridor of the forbidden area in a daze.

Hagrid may have been too nervous, one thing was said with ups and downs, and the place that cost him the most was what a thousand tricks he used to win a dragon egg from the hands of the black-hearted businessman, and the next more important thing to reveal information was taken away by him.

But Dumbledore listened with great relish, interrupting Hagrid’s description from time to time, pointing out to him what he had done wrong, and then the two old guys, who were twenty times Joshua’s age combined, laughed as if they were funny.

“Oh… Two… Hey! Two! Isn’t it time to get down to business?! Don’t talk about those damn magic tricks or not?! ”

Joshua felt that if he didn’t interrupt them again, maybe they would all have to gamble on it…

“Serious business?”

Dumbledore smiled and shook his head, Joshua hadn’t noticed anything else on his face since he first appeared here.

“Take it easy… Kid…”

Dumbledore waved his hand at Joshua, “I heard about you from Minerva, you just happened to break through the matter of their arrangement of the fourth floor, so you should know how tight the defense is there… I don’t think that little bit of information Hagrid leaked would get people to go to my safekeeping… And this is Hogwarts… Entering the school from the outside is not something that ordinary people can do…”

“Ah, it’s up… Headmaster, you are also a flag master… Such a big flag stands immediately, not to mention that Sirius broke into the castle many times and the Death Eaters stormed Hogwarts a little farther away. Isn’t Quirrell easy to get in through the hallway from you…]

Joshua was a little confused about Dumbledore’s meaning, so he had to choose to shut up.

Now he plays an enthusiastic student who is anxious about school affairs, and it is not possible to frame teachers at will.

Even if Dumbledore knew that Quirrell was a two-fifth boy, how could he explain that he saw through Quirrell’s true disguise?

Seeing that Joshua stopped talking, Dumbledore spoke, “Joshua… It’s gratifying that you can consider the school, but there are some things you don’t care about at all… If a huge school needs a half-old kid like you to worry about, then the school might as well be occupied by dark wizards. ”

Hagrid was very good at holding old Deng’s stinky feet and laughed along with him.

It’s just that Joshua has a black line on his face, this old man’s poisoned milk skills are catching up with the prophet, how to say a quasi-child…

“Okay then… Since you said so, Mr. Headmaster… I’ll just let go of my mind…”

Joshua sighed, seeing that Old Deng said that he did not intend to make any changes to the forbidden area, and his idea of adding to Quirrell was a soup.

“Then Headmaster, it’s not early, I should also go back to the dormitory…”

Bowing slightly to the two, Joshua was ready to slip away.

“Oh, by the way, kid…”

Dumbledore seemed to suddenly think of something, “The Fox thing… It will take a while. Although now it shows signs of laying eggs… But that will take a long time, maybe a month later, maybe a year. After all, Fox is also considered old now… You may have to wait a long time… When it lays its eggs, I’ll go find you…”

Joshua stopped, gave Dumbledore a slight salute, and slowly exited the headmaster’s office.

(Thanks to Mr. White Wolf and Kaguya for the flowers…) ）_

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