A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

“Rebuild your uncle!”

Voldemort, who was just looking forward to an infinitely better future, was suddenly stunned, that bastard actually dared to release such rude words to himself?

But Harry turned around in delight, wasn’t that Joshua’s voice?

I saw Joshua half leaning on Hermione’s body, a handsome little face also became gray after the face brake incident just now, especially his left half pulled face was directly slightly swollen, the blood hula looked like a scarlet meat bag from a distance, and a well-made Hogwarts uniform also became a beggar outfit, and even the real unemployed vagrants on the streets of London wore several times better than Joshua.

“Bah! What a shame! If only before… I’m using this method to survive… What a fucking shame! ”

Joshua smacked a mouthful of blood on the ground, and what he said was indeed true.

As long as the little fat chicken is around, the flame generated by the ability of the substitute can completely cover his whole body in an instant, and it is definitely not difficult for the blazing high-temperature flame to stab and melt one by one.

It’s just a pity… The little fat chicken was rebuilt by the will of the big universe to receive Fox’s belly… If you want to summon flames with the alchemy of fire, you also need to snap your fingers, which is far less convenient and fast than the instantaneous explosion of the mind.

“Joshua… You don’t talk… You’re hurt so badly…”

Hermione said to Joshua worriedly, she could feel that most of Joshua’s body was hung on her body at this time, didn’t it clearly mean that Joshua didn’t even have much physical strength to support himself now?

And 10,000 steps back, Joshua is so Confucian (out) elegant (mouth) casual (cheng) and (dirty), it is difficult to guarantee that it will not stimulate Voldemort to reward several of himself with an Avada life…

“Nope… It’s no small thing… It’s about the future of the world, but it’s also about Harry’s family feud… Not to mention that Quirrell just injured me so badly on this dog day…”

Joshua held the storefront with one hand and tried to get up, but Hermione couldn’t stop him, so she had to silently help him up according to his wishes.

“Voldemort… You want to get the Philosopher’s Stone, right? ”

“That’s nature…”

Joshua sighed, “Well… Will you take the Philosopher’s Stone and leave us alone? ”

“Joshua… You! ”

Harry was anxious and opened his mouth to dissuade Joshua, but he was glared at by Hermione.

“Roar? Philosopher’s Stone? Then you take out the Philosopher’s Stone first?” Empty words have no evidence… How can I trust you? ”

Voldemort did not appear as fanatical as Quirrell, and he resisted the temptation to regain his body with relative calmness.

Joshua pouted and had to say: Quirrell also inquired… Dumbledore hid the Philosopher’s Stone, which has the secret of immortality, in the Mirror of Eris, and this is it. ”

Quirrell slowly moved to the mirror and took a closer look at it – Joshua hadn’t lied to them.

“Huh… It seems that you kid is not a good bird either… Knowing that Dumbledore didn’t want to show the Philosopher’s Stone, he secretly took advantage of his absence and wanted to steal this mirror! ”

As soon as Voldemort’s words came out, Harry and Min looked at Joshua with something wrong in their eyes.

It’s also ha, Joshua didn’t sleep well this night, what is the reason for running over to move the mirror? It can’t be said to be exercise after meals, right?

Joshua was very righteous, “I naturally have my considerations!” It’s better for the Philosopher’s Stone to fall on my hand than on yours! It’s just that people are not as good as days… The magic left by the headmaster on the mirror is too powerful… I can’t get the Philosopher’s Stone…”

As he said this, he also made a sad expression.

Voldemort seemed to be intrigued by him, and even Harry was a little overwhelmed, and quickly asked, “Oh?” So why did you steal the Philosopher’s Stone? Is there something you can tell me… Surrendered to me… And what can’t be done? ”

Joshua continued to sigh and shook his head: “No… Although I don’t seek immortality now, I am still troubled by money… Although the school does not charge tuition, the corresponding miscellaneous fees have successfully bent my backbend… How can I study without money? How can I get motivated without studying?! I love learning! So I have to get through this! No more looking for some way to get money… I’m going to sell myself as pants and find a rich woman to keep them!!! ”

In order to prove that what he said was true, Joshua also took the opportunity to blow a large cloud of unknown objects out of his nose and casually threw it at Voldemort, but he dodged it with a black line.

“You… Just to make a little money… Just thinking of coming to fight with me for the Philosopher’s Stone? For learning? ”

Voldemort felt quite a bit of egg pain, but fortunately he didn’t have an egg now, and compared to Joshua’s “tall” reason, he seemed to be inferior!

“Ah! Isn’t this nonsense! Otherwise, you will pay for the textbooks I want to buy for school? When you get to the senior year, there will be more than a hundred galleons for a book, are you uncle who has forgotten the hard days of buying textbooks for work-study? ”

The corners of Voldemort’s mouth twitched, and he subconsciously followed Joshua’s words: “Then if I should be responsible for your tuition and fees…”

“Can’t promise him!”

Harry and Hermione shouted out at the same time, they felt that Joshua’s conduct… It seems that there is a real possibility of coming down.

But who knew that Joshua actually shook his head arrogantly at Voldemort: “But… I refuse! ”

“I Joshua Joestar! What I like the most is to people like you who think they are better than me, sayno! ”

Hermione applauded.

But as soon as Joshua finished speaking, a big reversal came with his backhand.

“But I’m still poor! Rich… Ah no, Fu Lori! Nurture me! ”

Joshua grabbed Hermione and cried tearfully, his head rubbing hard against Hermione’s shoulder.

Hermione was like a lightning strike at the time, she had encountered this kind of thing there, and the most contact with the opposite sex of the same age was just walking side by side, and now it was a feeling of feeling bad to be held so tightly by Joshua.

But seeing Joshua’s miserable appearance, Hermione was really ruthless, so she had to reach out and touch Joshua’s dog’s head.

Reassured: “Good, good, good… Later…”

However, Hermione suddenly remembered, it seems that Joshua has actually earned a lot of extra money this school year……..

[Your uncle’s! I want to deceive the old lady’s feelings again! 】

(Thanks to Mr. Winter Melon for the flower recommendation ticket, and Mr. White Little Wolf’s master brother Mr. Yuekai for the flowers…) Fei Lu does not blow up … Let’s vote for flowers more often…. Out of thin air, I lost several days of remuneration… I feel like I’m dying… Otherwise, you will have to find a rich loli as pants… Of course, a beautiful rich woman under the age of 30 perhaps… ）_

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