A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

“It will cause chaos in the financial system, a collapse in the price of gold, inflation, an accelerated collapse of the Bretton Woods system, a sharp depreciation of Uncle Sam’s green bills or something…”

After Joshua’s words came out, he really intimidated Harry and Ron.

The two young wizards had always maintained a reverent attitude towards unclear things, and in fact Joshua uttered such a long list of terms that they had never heard before, they were very unaware at the time.

But… Hermione, she doesn’t eat this set…

“Hehe, make up, continue to make up? Joshua, you can still blow it, huh? ”

The little witch didn’t care about her current appearance, leaned back in the chair, and almost cocked Erlang’s legs with her hands on her chest.

“What else Bretton Woods system? Did you know that thing collapsed twenty years ago? ”

Harry and Ron immediately glared at Joshua, feeling that their young minds were severely persecuted and needed a lot of Garon to soothe them.

Joshua coughed unnaturally, “Ahem… This… Isn’t this the vocabulary I caught a glimpse when I was reading a book when I had nothing to do… Subconsciously, I used it to pretend to be forced… But what I said is true, the Philosopher’s Stone Dumbledore acquiesced to me, but we really can’t do too much… A few familiar people have an urgent matter to borrow some money to use, if you really have a little presumptuous to make gold at will, it will definitely not wait for the collapse of the British Island economy, the Ministry of Magic will first find us trouble… Forehead… Of course, it’s possible that Gringotts will come to the door first…”

This was agreed by several of them, after all, they were not some kind of money fans in the coffin who reached out to ask for money, and asking Joshua for money before was just a joke between friends.

“But in addition to turning stones into gold… I remember this thing has more than one function…”

Ron turned the conversation off the road again.

“The Philosopher’s Stone is an artificially crafted red stone with magical properties. It can be used to make an elixir that prolongs the life of drinkers, and can also turn any metal into pure gold. The stone was made by the famous alchemist Nicolas Flamel, and if the news from Headmaster Dumbledore is correct, then the Great Alchemist has lived for at least six hundred years…”

“Six… Six hundred years?! Isn’t this immortality?! ”

Ron covered his mouth in surprise, he had never imagined that a person could live for six hundred years!

“This… So it is, with the power of immortality … Voldemort can easily obtain a physical body and then be resurrected, right? ”

Harry sat up from the bed, the expression on his face becoming quite serious.

“Or not… Joshua, shall we give the Philosopher’s Stone to Headmaster Dumbledore? It’s better to let him destroy the Philosopher’s Stone. This kind of thing makes Voldemort go after all…

Joshua was not happy at the time: “Eh, you can’t say that, but you just funded Ron a lot of money!” According to what you say so casually, don’t I want a lot of money? Is there such a pit as you? ”

Harry was choked, but he also knew that it was unrealistic to let Joshua hand over the Philosopher’s Stone just like that, and thought for a while: “So… Wait until you have saved enough money with the Philosopher’s Stone and hand it over? ”

Joshua sneered: “It’s light, then you will help me with the textbook money for next year?” ”

“Eh… Then you will save enough money for next year… Or the money in the year after has also been saved… Or… How can you save enough for all the miscellaneous expenses you need for seven years of schooling? ”

The more Harry spoke, the more he struggled, and the sweat on his head was crazy, and he couldn’t wipe it off with his hands.

But Joshua only sneered: “Human desire is infinite!” Harry! Whenever people get a small harvest, they always want to get more instead of receiving it when they see it! With the Philosopher’s Stone, I have unlimited money, even if it will one day set me on fire! I am now like the juggler walking on the edge of the cliff, knowing that there is an abyss below, but I still grit my teeth and keep testing on the edge of the abyss! Do you know why that?! ”

Harry pondered for a moment and carefully said an answer that he found more reliable: “You… You are really poor… Really don’t have the money to buy textbooks? ”

Joshua shook his head.

Hermione took the baton and replied, “You have your own big dreams to fulfill… And when that goal is achieved… Need a lot of money? ”

Joshua continued to shake his head.

Finally came to Ron.

The red-haired little wizard scratched his head, feeling that he should not be able to answer the questions that the two contestants in front of him could not answer, so he scratched his scalp with some annoyance and replied casually: “This… Who knows what’s going on in your heart? Do you like money? Like Malfoy’s unhurried life in the heart of the mine? ”

Joshua didn’t shake his head this time, and replied slowly, “Ron’s answer is not true, but it is not far away…”

“Oh? What is the reason for that? ”

“The reason is simple! I am particularly wealthy! Do I like to hide small money and watch it not work?! Am I enjoying the process of harvesting money?! ”

It’s nothing if you like money… What’s wrong with people having a unique hobby…

Merely… Being able to say that greed for money is also shameless enough.

The three little wizards who listened to Joshua’s words had a very fucked feeling at that time, but Joshua was still very straightforward, combined with his usual behavior of a financial fan…

This kid on Dog Day seems quite right?!

If you really want to compete with him, people put on a reasonable appearance, doesn’t it mean that they have lost?

So the three could only remain silent on this topic.

Harry had to say, “Then the question of money is put aside… But we still have to talk about the problem of the elixir of life… Joshua, you can’t make the elixir of life… In case Voldemort gets going…”

Unexpectedly, Joshua looked at Harry with a very strange look: “Isn’t that nonsense?” I definitely won’t build it! Dumbledore won’t let me build it! Besides… Do you think the elixir of life is conjured out of thin air?! The pharmaceutical material money alone can hollow out my family! ”

“Not to mention… I don’t know the formula for the elixir at all! ”

(Tomorrow’s subject 4~~~~ is too far away… Just driving back and forth three or four disappeared… ）_

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