A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

Joshua threw himself down on the bed.

As soon as the head touched the pillow, the upper and lower eyelids were about to start fighting.

For some reason, a trio suddenly appeared in front of Joshua’s eyes.

A white man driving a large truck got out of the car and stopped two yellow men and black men who were about to fight…. (Why just say white and black, and say yellow people feel weird…) ）

The white man said: “Don’t fight, don’t fight!” What are the benefits of the Philosopher’s Stone! Whoever says right will give it to him! ”

The tall black man smiled confidently, holding a bag of golden-wrapped lost objects and said: “Alchemy is mixed with philosopher’s stones, no loss, no evaporation, zero waste!” ”

But for some reason, when he was explaining, he had to show a strange hand knife technique, the slender black palm slashed through the air, and a Dao crack appeared from the calm space, and then a majestic attraction burst out from this spatial crack and rushed straight to the short and fat yellow man standing on the other side of the white man.

The turbulence caused by the spatial crack stirred the yellow man’s clothes horns to hunt, and he saw that his figure was slowly moving towards the spatial crack, as if he was about to be swallowed by the crack in the next second.

“Cunning. Cunning! ”

The short and fat yellow man smiled grimly, as if the Rendan Hu on his mouth was also erected.

Suddenly, the golden light flashed, and the bag of mysterious objects had been transferred to the hands of the yellow race at some time, and the spatial crack that had just shown its might, I don’t know when it had been tightly clamped by the yellow man with the sword finger of his right hand!

The pudgy yellow man took advantage of the situation to pursue, and the sword in his right hand pointed down and slammed it a few times, and the spatial cracks that were originally raging in the space were dead and dead by him.

After the incident, the short and fat yellow man nodded with satisfaction, looked at the mysterious object on his left hand and smiled: “Alchemy is mixed with philosopher’s stone, which can absorb the free nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium in the air!” ”

“Hehe~ superficial! The Philosopher’s Stone is used for more than that! ”

The tall and thin black man is naturally not a good stubble, and when he sees the lost object in his hand being snatched away, he is not willing to show weakness and reach out to rob it.

“The price of alchemical materials in the world has risen, and alchemy has a philosopher’s stone, which can withstand both!”

Saying that, the light and shadow on the mysterious object in the hand of the tall thin black man immediately changed, and in an instant, it turned into two identical mysterious objects!

The black man laughed, as if mocking: How can you be a pudgy yellow man who can see through my hand?

However, this did not discourage the yellow race, and his eyes narrowed slightly, as if he wanted to see through these two mysterious objects with those dead fish small eyes.

He extended his hand to the bag of lost objects on the left side of the black man’s hand, and the black man sneered.

After a pause, he stretched out his hand to the mysterious object on the other side, and the black man still sneered.

“There it is! See through this cover door and crack Yier! ”

The pudgy yellow man was overjoyed, stretched out both hands at the same time, and grabbed the two objects.

“Ihavea Gold.Ihavea Rubble~~~”

(Uhh~) Kim Kula

Suddenly, heaven and earth were in all directions, and a golden light descended from the sky to envelop the short and fat yellow people in it, and out of nowhere, a sound effect of the gourd when it was born, when it was dangdang, the mysterious object in the hands of the yellow race has returned to its original state.

The yellow race then shook his head and said: “Alchemy is mixed with the philosopher’s stone, and the gold acre yields one thousand eight!” The Bretton Woods system has simply collapsed! Huang He doesn’t have to run away with his sister-in-law! Hahaha~~~”

The white man couldn’t help but rub his chin when he saw the short and fat yellow man looking madly, and thought: [Little devil, it’s really not stupid. ] The Philosopher’s Stone was given to him, which is very harmful to us Uncle Sam! Definitely can’t give it to him! 】

So the white man patted the black man beside him, and said to the short and fat yellow man with a look of regret: “Feizhou agriculture is not developed, we all have to support him!” Philosopher’s Stone! Don’t think about it! ”

The yellow man was anxious, pointing at the two and wanting to accuse them of being complicit, but no matter how angry he was, no matter how angry he roared, no sound came out of his mouth.

The black and white duo standing together on the other side is laughing at the angry yellow race, and there is a feeling of laughing at your performance.

The smile is silent, but it seems to penetrate the heavens and the earth.

Ripples appeared out of thin air from the center of this heaven and earth, gradually turning into a constantly rotating vortex, gradually pulling the three people who were still arguing into it, but they didn’t realize what was happening, or they were still arguing there…

Long… The space is silent after all, and nothing falls…

Apart from… That bag of shining fan objects, looking at it from a distance, I saw a few big characters engraved on the body of the bag – gold…. Ke…. garbage

I don’t know how long it has passed.

The window finally brightened, the dormitory gradually became a little more popular, the sound from the corridor fluttered around this small bedroom like a tide, Joshua lying on the bed closed his eyes but frowned slightly, as if he dreamed of something ominous…

Joshua uses the skill [Sleeping Bear Awakens].

His eyes widened, and then he jumped up from the bed in a carp (salted) position.

“I’m thorough! I don’t know how to make gold yet! ”

Somehow, Joshua snorted.

Scratching my head, I felt that my brain hurt inexplicably.

“It shouldn’t be… Playing Quirrell also took a lot of brain power? Isn’t that too mysterious? ”

When he got up, Joshua found that he had slept urgently, his pajamas had not been changed before, and the philosopher’s stone was thrown away… I got under my own pillow, and the thing was hard and irregular, even if it wasn’t Princess Pea… Anyone with such a thing on the pillow on their head will not sleep well…

Maybe it was because he just got up in the morning with low blood sugar and stared at the red stone in his hand for a long time, and Joshua realized that he had already got the philosopher’s stone…

“The first part is coming to an end…”

Joshua sighed for some reason, since he saw Harry, he has successfully overturned Quirrell now… From an ordinary crosser to what it is now, I have already had a very good start…

“But, not enough! I want more! ”

[But the host… You still don’t know how to make gold…]

The system that had been diving for a long time came online and stabbed Joshua’s little heart in the face.

(Suddenly I thought of Jin Kula…) If you don’t know this meme, you can go to station B to search for the original video of Jin Kula… Back then, there were also many talents~~~)_

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