A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

“That being the case! Then why don’t you all be expelled from school! ”

Dobby cried, tears flowing, and while crying, he wiped his big eyes with the pillowcase that was already too dirty to work, and the miserable appearance was very worthy of pity.

However, Joshua and Harry’s hearts only wanted to talk about hemp sales.

“I have ridden a horse that has suffered from indecency! Why are you getting me involved in a dog day! ”

Joshua was extremely remorseful at this time – why did you say that you were idle and wanted to come to play with Harry?! Is it bad to be a salted fish at home honestly?!

Dobby just shook his head and said softly, “Farewell… Harry Potter, we will never see each other again….”

With that, the elf phantomed and walked away.

“Damn it! Who set fire outside our house?! ”

Joshua heard Vernon Dursley’s voice from inside.

“Who are you again?! Oh my God! Flying cars?! You must be those damn wizards! You set the fire?! ”

“No, no, no… No! We are Harry’s friends! We’re here to pick him up! ”

The fire grew, and the rest of the situation was unknown, although Dobby said that the fire would not hurt anyone, but God knows if Ron inside would clash with the Dursleys.

“Joshua! We have to go in! ”

Harry said eagerly to Joshua.

Joshua knew that he couldn’t delay any longer, so he gritted his teeth and said, “Well, then don’t care… Put a piece of armor on yourself first, and then open the way with clear water like a spring, and rush directly into it! ”

Magician Red was not around, and Joshua could only rush over with this stupid method.

Sure enough, the armor protection could only resist the flames burning the bodies of the two at most, but the heat brought by the burning could not be stopped, but fortunately, the two of them quickly cast a large number of clear water like spring spells in front, but barely rushed out of the wall of flames.

“Who?!”

As soon as the two came out of the wall of fire, a bunch of people shouted at them.

The Weasley brothers and Vernon Dursley pointed their weapons at Joshua.

But after seeing that it was Joshua and Harry, the atmosphere that had just opened on the field immediately cut three points.

But what about the remaining seven points…

“Huh?! I’ll just say… It’s you guys! You two bastard stuff… What’s the intention? Is it any good for you to set fire to our home?! Well?! ”

As soon as Vernon Dursley looked at the person, he immediately called, “Thanks to our hard work to raise Harry Potter… Did you raise such a white-eyed wolf?! ”

He tightened the large-caliber rifle in his hand, and his strong body blocked Ni behind him, gasping for air, and the fire burning in the courtyard had burned out what little patience he had.

“Don’t move! This gentleman said that we have no ill will towards you! I believe that this fire will not be set by Joshua and them! There must be some misunderstanding here

George and Fred aimed their wands at Vernon’s body, “Please put down that burning stick in your hand!” We won’t hurt you! ”

Ron sneaked up on the two of them and asked Joshua and the two to hurry over.

“Huh?! Fire sticks?! My rifle is not a vegetarian thing! You might as well put that toothpick down for me first!” ”

Not to be outdone, Vernon is obviously weaker on his side now, but he can’t care about anything anymore.

Joshua had a big headache, and neither side of the court realized the seriousness of the matter.

George Fred thought that the gun in Vernon’s hand was a burning stick, and Vernon thought that George and Fred’s wand were not hanging…

Isn’t this similar to the scene when the colonists invaded the primitive jungle and pointed their muskets at poisoned arrows? If you really want to be angry with scolding, then it must be a situation where both sides lose!

“Wait! Can’t fight! Can’t fight! ”

Vernon’s eyes were red now, and he couldn’t listen to Joshua’s persuasion.

“You must be the one who set the fire! I really believe in ghosts… Look at me not to suddenly kill you! ”

Vernon couldn’t help but raise the rifle in his hand, aimed the front sight at Joshua, and saw that it was about to burst out.

“I’m thorough! I’m sorry then! Mr. Dursley! Eat my big banana! ”

Joshua panicked and had to make a move.

He reached out and pulled it behind his back, and when he withdrew his hand, there was an extra slender yellow object in his palm!

The yellow object looks like a large banana, but it has a human face, and the middle of the body is curved into a right angle, which looks like a boomerang in the hands of a primitive man.

“Throw thunder!”

“I flash!”

The big banana was thrown out lightly, and Vernon didn’t even bother to move his body, but he dodged the attack with a flick of his head.

“Hey! Joshua! What are you playing! I didn’t hit it at all! ”

Harry sighed, not knowing if he wanted the big banana to blossom the peach blossoms that Vernon had smashed.

However, Joshua did not show any miscalculated expression, and the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned.

“Mu Damu Da! Everything was as I expected! LOOK AT MY HERMITPURPLE! ”

A dark purple vine suddenly rose from the ground, and the slender rattan had stretched from Joshua’s feet to Dursley’s side at some point!

“Huh? Are you a fool? What to shout into the air? ”

This reflects the benefit of unequal information, Vernon is not a substitute messenger, naturally he cannot see the purple of the recluse.

And from Joshua’s point of view, the purple rattan of the hermit had rushed down behind Vernon, just in time to catch the large banana that Joshua threw out.

The wrist gently pulled back, and the rattan with the large banana flew back sharply.

Vernon faintly heard the sound of breaking the sky behind him, and subconsciously looked back, but saw a large yellow banana flying towards his head.

“Forget everything!”

The purple rattan transmitted Joshua’s magic, and the large banana connected to the tail of the rattan was infused with Joshua’s magic and smashed on Vernon’s head, and he instantly lost consciousness and fell to the ground.

(My scalp is going to explode, and the day before yesterday I seemed to have confused the number of chapters again)_

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