A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

“Joshua… You this…”

“You might become a great goblin cleaner…”

George and Fred finally held out such a sentence, which did not look like a boast.

However, Joshua didn’t care, but sarcastically said to them: “Thanks to your magical strength in life under such conditions… What other primitive means were used to clean up the goblins? Isn’t this kind of little thing that doesn’t know whether to live or die the most suitable object for practicing magic? ”

He shook his head, and the manipulator Hermit Purple lifted the goblin pile behind him in front of him, then took out his wand and pointed it at the goblins and said, “Ballet!” Give me a jump to the west! ”

Naturally, the little goblins could not resist the magic from Joshua, and they all moved their little short legs and danced a funny ballet to the west, which looked like an outdoor performance by some large dance company.

“You see… With a little flexibility, it’s much easier to use magic to solve this little guy… I believe that by the time the magic I exerted on them dissipated, they would have jumped far away, and it would be difficult for them to come back, and it would be more likely to go into the courtyard of the family to live in…”

The novel idea from Joshua surprised several “pure-blood earth buns”.

“But… But don’t they also run to other people’s houses? Doesn’t it cause them trouble…”

George said sarcastically, and in front of Joshua he did have a stupid idea of his own.

“Then if you think they are troublesome, why not just catch a goblin and kill it?” Your indulgent attitude is probably not the reason why goblins often visit your house~”

Joshua rolled his eyes, really trying to keep these little guys away from the Weasleys without any harm would have given Joshua a headache, if it weren’t for the fear that his “cruel heart” might frighten them, Joshua would have turned these little goblins into roasted sweet potatoes with a big fireball…

Joshua’s words made it even harder for George, and after watching the goblins jump all the way to the hedges at the other end of the field, Ron said, “They love it here… In fact, Joshua was right. Dad was too tolerant of them, he thought they were funny…”

Just then, the door slammed.

“Back,” George said with relief, “Daddy is back!” ”

A few people did not stop in the garden and hurried through the garden back to the house.

Mr. Weasley slumped in his kitchen chair, took off his glasses, and closed his eyes. He was a skinny man, a little thankful, but the rest of his hair was as red as his children’s. He wore a green robe, looking dusty. (Arthur Weasley in the book is a tall, thin man, but he seems a little fat in the movie…) Maybe it looks fat because of the beer belly that middle-aged male science class members often have? ）

Fred thoughtfully brought the teacup, and his father poured a large cup of herbal tea.

“Oh… Thank you George… I almost died of thirst…”

It is obvious that this confused father can’t even distinguish his twin sons, but George next to Joshua did not justify anything, but subconsciously touched his nose, it seems that this treatment has suffered too much.

“How? Dad, did something happen? ”

Ron asked eagerly, like a kid who wanted to share something with his best friend (even though he was a…). ）。

“Nothing… As always, nothing big has to make me run! Is… I knew I might as well go home and rest for a while to pick up Harry Potter with you! ”

This time it was Harry’s turn to touch his nose.

“Eh… Mr. Weasley… I’ve arrived. ”

Arthur Weasley turned his head in surprise before he saw Harry.

“Oh my God?! Harry? What are you doing here? ”

Joshua touched his nose and raised his hand silently, “Eh… Actually, I’m also in…”

Mr. Arthur was a little relieved, and the teacup that had just been brought to his mouth couldn’t help but be put down.

“Huh? What’s going on? Why do I feel that the whole home is not my home after a while? ”

“Do you still have the face to ask?! Do you know what good things you good boys have done?! ”

Stepping on the BGM of the superstar of troubled times, Mrs. Weasley appeared with a gloomy face, the fire stick in her hand and the looming dark aura behind her showed that she was the real owner of this home. (Actually, it doesn’t)

“Eh… Molly… What are you talking about, dear? ”

Mr. Arthur had already guessed part of the truth, but he could not admit it directly, otherwise it would be bad for his wife to buckle the black pot on his head at that time.

“Are you playing the fool?! Harry and Joshua arrived at our house this morning in your illegally modified car across most of the country! ”

Mrs. Weasley was furious, her eyes seemed to be on fire, and it was obviously unwise to argue with her in this state.

So Mr. Arthur had to turn his head and reprimand George for them, “All right boys! Tell me you didn’t make any big trouble? Remember if you drove the vehicle invisible? Is there any problem with the car flying in the sky? ”

However, he asked and changed his taste, as if the after-sales service personnel were inquiring about the use of the product.

Mrs. Weasley snorted coldly, she had long known what kind of virtue her husband was, she didn’t want to quarrel among the guests, glared at a few people in a huff and left the living room.

Without Mrs. Weasley’s coercion, the atmosphere in the entire living room returned to its original pleasant atmosphere.

Mr. Weasley carefully inquired about George’s experience when driving, and George was also careful to tell every bit of his experience while driving, and occasionally there were places that were not in place, Fred would also add to the growth of the Weasley family’s old drivers.

Finally, Joshua learned from their conversation that they hadn’t experimented with long-distance flights before…

This time rushing to Privet Road to pick up Harry was just a whim between George and Fred…

[Hmm… No wonder there was a problem when it landed at the end… That must not be my pot! Purely because there is a problem with their car! 】

Joshua thought.

(Cavan did…) ）_

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