A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

“Taki Ze Lo La !!!”

The canopy was shattered by a mysterious energy, and a small roller gradually appeared from nothingness, and when it was too late, it fell straight in front of Joshua.

The ultra-high initial velocity external weight acceleration brought by the fall makes this small roller look super impactful, and the strong wind it drives is close to Joshua, pressing people to move, and even the eight-eyed giant spider not far from the side can no longer turn over, it seems that it can only wait quietly for it to hit the ground.

【Host! What are you doing! Don’t hurry back yet?! If that thing hits you, I’ll have to change hosts!” 】

The system does not understand what Joshua did, it only knows that Joshua must now be persuaded to leave the place.

【Oops! Why don’t you listen to persuasion?! Could it be that digging your brain hole just now really made you stupid?! But the lack of eight IQ points will not make you a fool! 】

But Joshua still didn’t reply to the system, and only slowly raised his wand as he saw that the steamroller was about to fall on his head.

“Yugadim Leviosa.”

The difference between magic and science is this… It’s unscientific…

An excavator with a three-ton freefall movement changed its landing trajectory and slowly floated to the ground.

During this time, Joshua was able to help the roller turn over and stop it in front of him.

“Uh-huh, not bad, looks like it works…”

After walking around the excavator a few times, Joshua patted it with satisfaction, then rolled over and got into the driver’s seat of the roller. (Ghosts and animals are not shallow…) Writing this, I found that most of the rollers in front were written as excavators …. ）

The system kind of understood what Joshua meant.

[Host, are you going to… Rush to Aragog in this roller? 】

“That’s right!”

Joshua, who has the skills of riding an employment agency, can even control the world’s most awesome aircraft, just a road roller, and his driving skills are unsurpassed by no one in the world, even after a hundred years of road roller technology at the magical Buffrey College in the East.

Joshua skillfully started the roller and drove straight into the depths of the Forbidden Forest.

The Forbidden Forest at night is no joke.

Most of the nocturnal creatures here are aggressive magical creatures, fighting if they don’t agree, and the losing side will become the winner’s ration. Species like what horses and beasts can live in the Forbidden Forest is entirely because they are strong enough, otherwise they will be cleaned by the eight-eyed giant spider.

And Joshua’s destination… It’s Hagrid’s big pet, Aragog’s lair.

If Shitai really urges the Law Department to interrogate Hagrid, then Aragog’s appearance is necessary.

According to Myrtle, the scene she experienced before her death will never be forgotten.

Then the appearance of Aragog can also contribute to clearing Hagrid’s accusations.

At least the eight eyes of a big spider are not the same as the two bright yellow snake eyes, are they?

The more you stretch out into the Forbidden Forest, the denser the trees on the road, and the more nocturnal magical creatures appear, but the number of eight-eyed giant spiders is still overwhelming, and it seems that they do not know what family planning is.

But this also happened to give Joshua instructions – there are more spiders, and there is closer to Aragog’s lair.

[By the way, host, you can take out Red’s egg, here is a small task that can help you…]

Perhaps I saw too many spiders along the way, and the system suddenly sounded.

[Side quest: Kill spiders to gain massive experience.]

Mission Reward: Speed up the hatching of phoenix eggs. 】

Joshua’s eyes lit up, although he was favored, but it was still a while away from being transformed into his own combat effectiveness, and the task provided by the system now was undoubtedly a blessing in disguise.

[System tip: There is no road to walk on… Does the host get out of the car and walk forward? 】

After driving for an unknown amount of time, the forest path ahead had come to an end, and Joshua came to a lowland surrounded by towering giant trees, and the rancid smell from inside was unbearable.

Well, it’s good that our protagonist has rhinitis and doesn’t smell too clearly.

Joshua, the uninvited guest, had clearly angered the owner of the low depression, and its descendants were constantly pouring out of it, surrounded by ten clouds of war, but now there were more than a hundred eight-eyed giant spiders surrounding Joshua’s steamroller? If you really want to count carefully, maybe there is not a thousand, then there are also eight hundred!

【What to do with the host? There is not the slightest road ahead~~ You won’t die before you get out of the army, right? Even Aragog’s leg hair died without seeing it…]

Joshua fixed the golden egg placed in front of him, and without saying anything, he stepped firmly on the accelerator.

“What’s out of the road? Mr. Lu Xun has said: There is no way in this world… Besides…”

“Front…. Isn’t it very spacious?! ”

With a low roar, the engine rotated frantically, driving the huge wheels in front of it forward with an indomitable momentum.

The spiders that were close didn’t even know what was happening, and were directly crushed by Joshua.

So the crowd was in an uproar, and the spiders did not want to stop the spider force to resist Joshua’s advance, but the constantly flickering magic light on the steamroller made the resisting spiders all useless, and the boy on the yellow object made them experience the fear of being dominated at birth at one time.

“Ahahahaha~ I see who can stop me?! I just… The king of road rollers! ”

Iron Armor Curse, Acceleration Curse, Transfiguration Curse, Self-Cleansing Curse…

Joshua almost released all the spells he had learned all his life, and a small steamroller was hardened by his magic into an all-terrain universal chariot, which spider hit where and how often, put a shock absorption spell, and even ran over the tall eight-eyed giant spider without feeling anything…

Of course, this is thanks to our model worker, Comrade Tom Riddle, who taught the protagonist a lot of magical knowledge that he could not learn in the school curriculum… _

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