A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

“Upside down Admiralty!”

The basilisk closed its mouth tightly, but Joshua had been lifted to the ceiling of the underground space by a mysterious force the previous moment.

Everyone who was already praying realized that Snape, who had not spoken for a long time, tiredly withdrew his arm, and it turned out that he had rescued Joshua in the nick of time.

“It’s really… I didn’t observe any intention to hand in the direction during the battle, but what a stupid guy! As a sign of punishment, Gryffindor deducts thirty points! Hope you remember this lesson. ”

Snape said a few words lightly to Joshua, who was clinging to the ceiling, and then lay limp in place, gasping for air.

Whether he deducts points or not, he can’t care about it now, and now he only has one sentence in his heart – it’s really not fun to escape from Shekou!

“You remembered it for me! This vengeance does not repay non-gentlemen! ”

The basilisk naturally couldn’t understand Joshua’s words, it only knew that a piece of fragrant human flesh did not appear in its mouth just now, and then combined with that hateful voice appeared again…

[That bipedal beast that lost his eyes is actually alive?! ] 】

The basilisk suddenly became furious, and pounced towards the place where the sound came from with its mouth wide open.

A rather joyful scene appeared.

Joshua was currently suspended from the ceiling by Snape’s magic, just in time to grab a stone stalactite column that hung down naturally, almost ten meters above the ground.

The basilisk generally holds its head up to five meters high. When it attacks, it will raise its head like a normal snake to deter the enemy, so when attacking, it is about seven meters…

This distance can’t even eat the fart that Joshua released…

Joshua looked: Oh? That’s not right! It can’t bite me again? Wouldn’t that be….

So he pulled the stone stalactite with the purple of the hermit and slowly lowered it, gently swaying his ass.

The basilisk is extremely sensitive to the air currents and temperature changes in front of it, and immediately a snake pounces, but Joshua pulls himself up faster for his dog’s life.

The basilisk was barely late for Joshua’s fart this time.

But as a cherished ancient primitive creature who has lived from ancient times to the present, how can he be satisfied with the status quo of eating farts?

It silently withdrew its spread body and coiled a ball of mosquito coils under Joshua’s body, and Joshua secretly pulled himself up a little more.

With the snake’s natural soft backbone, this time the basilisk “bounced” itself up to a much higher height than the previous two times, and it seemed that it was about to touch the stone pillar that Joshua was holding, but the momentum of the rise was finally one point worse.

So much so that Joshua even had the kung fu to gather Cain into a big fist and hammer it the basilisk’s head.

“Whoosh!!!”

The basilisk was in pain, its body fell again, and its huge body rolled around on the ground, and it seemed that Joshua had hit its wound just now, making it a little difficult

Tom’s voice came again, but this time he did not taunt Joshua, but used a parseltongue to communicate with the basilisk.

Joshua didn’t know what the hell Tom was thinking, so he had to pull himself to the highest point and keep an eye on the basilisk’s next move.

Soon the basilisk rearranged, Joshua was condescending, just enough to see the basilisk’s every move, and I don’t know if it was an illusion, Joshua felt that there was actually a human mocking smile on the empty snake face.

“Roar!”

The basilisk once again drove its body upwards, only this time not as high as the last time.

Joshua remembered what Snape had just let himself focus on, and did not taunt the basilisk or anything, staring at the basilisk.

As a result, when the basilisk was gradually gaining momentum, it suddenly opened its mouth, and two long fangs bounced out of its mouth, and then squeezed out two extremely slender venoms with a bang.

“I knew there were ghosts!”

Joshua hurriedly manipulated the hermit purple to launch an evasive action, dangerously shuttling through the two venoms, but there was a section of recluse purple that supported him was not very touched by the venom, and the recluse purple that should not have been touched by the substitute messenger actually made a sound of being corroded, and that part was instantly dissolved. 、

Fortunately, Joshua was quite drunk in terms of retribution, and he also wrapped a vine around his waist, otherwise maybe he would have fallen again just now…

“Hmph… I knew it… You don’t look like someone who has mastered the magic of flight… Sure enough, he pulled himself to the ceiling with some invisible magic…”

Tom’s voice was still so dark, “But… This attack is not so simple…”

Joshua’s heart was shocked, and he subconsciously looked back, but he saw that the stone stalactite bound by his hidden purple had been stained with a large amount of venom, and he was about to disintegrate!

“Oops!”

Joshua once again urged the Purple of the Hermit, trying to find a stone stalactite that could hold him up.

But the stone stalactite had completely crumbled as he spoke, and his figure inevitably dropped a little.

“It’s now!”

Tom felt like he saw the dawn of victory again.

The basilisk was already ready to go, watching Joshua fall with his mouth wide open, and then sucking sharply into his stomach!

Basilisk, 100 pounds, vacuum cleaner form!

Joshua sadly found that his hermit purple was constantly approaching another stone stalactite, but every time he got closer, the suction force under himself pulled him down by another point, and in just a moment, he fell into the basilisk’s big mouth again.

“Hahaha, you’re still going to die after all!”

Tom laughed again.

This time Snape had no mana to release the upside-down Admiralty.

Everyone can only watch Joshua die in the mouth of the snake!

(Say a little Copha…

Snakes do not have eardrums, tympanic chambers and eustachian tubes, and cannot accept sound waves conducted by air, so they cannot hear, but why can basilisks hear sounds? Q is magical biology~

PS: A famous Ah Fiction once said: People who seek realism in a fictional world must have a problem in their brains. ）_

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