A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

“Then I ask the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, Mr. Lupin, to teach us the Calling God Guardian Charm, is it okay?”

Joshua’s words obviously did not have the support of many people, and many students lengthened their voices and protested with a long “ah~”.

“Ah what?! This is for your good! ”

These fools are stupid, Joshua himself clearly spoke out for their rights, but they still want to refuse.

Fortunately, Dumbledore was far-sighted, and he immediately understood what Joshua meant, coughed and said, “Eh… It’s up to our new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor…”

At the same time, Lupin stood up and nodded humbly to the students: “Big… Well tied… Not Lupin… Your new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor…”

Due to his activity on the train, Lupin was still very popular, and the warm applause made the slightly thin professor a little flattered, and quickly made a not very clever inaugural speech.

After he took his seat, Joshua didn’t have anything to say, so he sat down and looked around arrogantly, even more arrogant than the new head of the boys’ student union just now.

There was a first-year stunned young man who was unhappy with Joshua’s private action of pressuring the students, so he asked the senior next to him who he was, but the answers he got were to shut up the freshmen, which was an invisible wave of reputation for Joshua.

The next plot is the same as in the original book, Dumbledore once again announced that the position of professor of magical creature protection was taken by Hagrid, although he also did not get much applause, but our humble Forbidden Forest keeper did not care, but came a fierce man crying, a handful of snot and tears almost wiped on Snape who looked disgusted next to him.

It was hard for the first-graders to understand why the strong man who had just led them across the lake was crying, but the next second the food on the table interrupted their train of thought.

The tantalizing aroma of the food piled up in the mountains seduces every hungry student, especially those who are scared enough by the dementors.

Joshua excitedly stretched out his hand to a set of grilled steaks in front of him, but a yellow light rose in the center of the table to bounce off the malicious paws.

The entire Great Hall instantly erupted with a series of wails, and Dumbledore coughed: “I’m sorry… You should sing the school song before eating…”

Joshua keenly noticed a mocking gaze under the frame of the bad old man.

So the tunes of the entire Great Hall during the entire Hogwarts chorus were suppressed by the bel canto singing of the Weasley twins’ “Funeral March”, even if Hagrid’s silly big man sang hoarsely in the teacher’s seat, it was still inevitably crooked by Fred and George.

In the end, Professor McGonagall couldn’t help it, and shot to “silence” Fred and George, but the whole school did not know how to sing it, and slowly finished the school song to the tune of “Funeral March”.

When the school song was finished, Professor McGonagall’s deep eyes glared at Joshua, but in the end she didn’t say anything.

When the new day began, Hermione’s class schedule was a sensation in the small circle.

Repetitive and complicated courses will overwhelm the schedule, and at first glance, people will be tired of learning.

“Oh my God! Hermione signed up for the Muggle Studies course! Are you crazy? ”

Ron yelled as he took Hermione’s schedule, which was extremely stupid in anyone’s eyes.

But the little witch acted quite calmly, grabbed her class schedule, and said calmly: “It would be very interesting to study Muggles from a wizard’s point of view…”

Joshua couldn’t help but laugh: “Well… What barbarians say… But Hermione, you’re a Muggle after all, is it okay to study yourself? ”

Hermione glared at Joshua, her big eyes full of indifference.

“Rain Lady no melon! Do I want you to be widowed? Let’s go! It’s time for class! ”

She grabbed a piece of bread and put it in her mouth, and the breath of youth suddenly revealed, provoking Joshua very much to knock the cute little witch in front of her to the ground.

“Oh… That’s all the way…”

Joshua shook his head and put the unrealistic idea behind him, not ready to go to a divination class with them.

“What are you talking about… Divination lessons…”

Harry picked up Joshua’s timetable, only to find that there were only a few solitary courses on it.

“In addition to the required subjects… You only studied magical creature protection and ancient magic? ”

“Ah.”

Joshua took a sip of milk, looking gentle like an old man basking in the sun leisurely in the afternoon.

“Oh… This year’s class schedule is very good! The big classes are basically in the latter few sessions in the morning, and it seems that the era of lazy sleep is coming! ”

“But divination lessons…”

Hermione had not experienced Professor Trelawney’s impropriety at this time, and was deeply concerned about Joshua’s appearance.

“Oops! Isn’t it just a divination class! Don’t care so much! Believe me… After this lesson, you won’t think the way you think like you do now…”

With a big wave of Joshua’s hand, he made a small prophecy, and of course no one believed him.

“Hey… I see that you are just lazy, and you don’t want to get up so early in the future…”

Ron broke the truth with one word, but Joshua still kept a shy face and did not deny it, making several people feel deeply ashamed of his behavior.

After watching the few people leave, Joshua got up slowly and walked alone to Lupin’s office.

There were many students who were busy with classes along the way, but some people saw Joshua, who had made trouble at the evening banquet yesterday, and pointed at him.

“What did you say yesterday about what kind of magic did that teacher teach us?” Do you know what our students are most annoyed about in the courses that some don’t have? ”

Suddenly someone came out of the crowd and stopped Joshua.

Joshua looked up, his face was raw, his waist was round, and he had a feeling of being a second Crabbe, and it seemed that he was a first-year stunned in that college.

“Don’t be fooled, I’m in a hurry….”

Estimating the number of words in a chapter to end, Joshua impatiently stretched out his hand and waved gently, and the sturdy junior was hung up by Joshua out of thin air and sat on the stairs next to him. _

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