A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

There are two little wizards after Joshua, but compared to the huge fame of Harry Potter before and the performance art of Joshua’s branch, those two little wizards did not receive much attention at all. Professor McGonagall hurriedly snapped her sorting hat over their heads, and then their sorting ceremony ended in the next second.

The people sitting next to Joshua all looked quite friendly, and did not despise Joshua for what he had just said, and all of them wanted to squeeze to his side, of course, maybe for Harry’s possibility.

“Hmm… Guys, can you get back to your seat first? The sorting ceremony is over, and then it’s time for the headmaster to speak…”

As an otaku, Joshua felt uncomfortable with being surrounded by people, and could only point ahead, where Professor McGonagall was picking up a three-legged stool and preparing to return the sorting hat to its original storage location.

The old students naturally knew that Dumbledore’s time was next, so they smiled goodbye to the new students and returned to their seats.

When Professor McGonagall returned, Headmaster Albus Dumbledore stood up.

The old man with silver and white hair was looking at the students with a smile on his face and stretching out his arms to them, as if nothing made him happier than seeing them gathered together.

“Welcome!” He said, “Welcome to Hogwarts for a new school year!” Before the banquet begins, I would like to say a few words. That is: stupid! Cry! Residue! Wring! Thank you all!”

(I looked it up ha… There are currently two versions of this sentence on the Internet, one is the semantic meaning of the Latin pronunciation that I first knew: May Merlin fool you.

The other is that netizens guessed that a word corresponds to a house, symbolizing Dumbledore’s message to the four houses, but this correspondence is too much, how can it be true….

Of course, this may also be the reader’s transitional interpretation of this sentence, just like Mr. Lu Xun’s “Good night!” “It can be interpreted as dissatisfaction with the darkness of the society of the time… ）

“What the hell is he talking about? How do I feel… Our principal is a little crazy? ”

Harry Potter was a little incomprehensible to Dumbledore’s speech, so he asked Percy, who was sitting across from him, hoping that the Weasley family master would help him a little.

“Crazy?” Percy frowned, then shook his head and said, “He’s a genius!” The best wizard in the world! But you’re right, he’s a little crazy. Harry and Joshua… Would you like some potatoes?”

Joshua watched with interest as food appeared on the empty plate in front of him~, and since the country of ying is a divided meal system, these foods are piled together, such as roast beef, roast chicken, pork chops, lamb chops, sausages, steaks, boiled potatoes, baked potatoes, potato chips, Yorkshire pudding, pea seedlings, carrots, gravy, ketchup, and several plates of mint hard candy. If students want to eat, they only need to put it on their plate.

Perhaps after waiting too long in Hagrid’s cabin in the afternoon, Joshua felt that he was now extremely hungry, and he didn’t even notice a ghost floating around him while eating.

By the time he was about the same as eating and drinking, the students had basically wiped out the contents of their plates.

“Wow… I just found out now, Joshua, do you eat so fast? Ron, who was chatting with the ghost, suddenly noticed that Joshua had pushed his plate aside, and not even a drop of grease could be seen on it.

Joshua leaned back weakly in his chair and rubbed his slightly swollen belly with one hand, “Of course, I even think it’s a little slow.” Ah yes Harry…”

“Huh? Is there something going on? Harry heard Joshua call out to himself, so he stopped eating and turned to look at Joshua.

“Harry, do you still eat that mint hard candy?”

I don’t know why, this mint hard candy is actually the fastest consuming, and now there are only a few pieces on Harry’s plate on the field. “It’s a bit greedy to say… But I love this mint hard candy…”

Harry blinked his eyes, as if considering whether to give it to him.

However, after a few seconds, Harry handed Joshua the mint candy on his plate, “Yes…”

“Thank you…” Joshua was delighted, and the mint hard candy was put in his mouth.

“REOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREO~” (makes a cherry eating sound~).

“Damn it… I don’t know why I suddenly wanted to hit him… It always feels even stronger than when he pretended to be in front of him just now…”

Ron whispered to the people around him, drawing approval from a group of people.

“Yo ~ Harry, Ron, look! Professor Dumbledore stood up again. ”