A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

Known as a “cute little girl”, maybe ordinary girls will be happy, but for some reason, Hermione always feels that the little boy in front of her is teasing herself.

“Humph! If I could, I would prefer you to call me a knowledgeable little girl rather than a cute little girl! ”

The words were held in her stomach for a long time, and she couldn’t think of anything that could effectively refute Joshua’s lines, and Hermione sneered down such a sentence and walked away with an unhappy face.

“Aha~Cute little girl~” The topic seems to make Ron and Harry happy.

“It’s the first time I’ve seen that guy so lost~ cute little girl… For her, there are no more words to satirize this guy who prides himself on knowing a lot! Ron patted Joshua on the shoulder, a happy snicker on his face that really worried about his emotional intelligence.

Harry nodded approvingly on the side, and his expression of deep understanding revealed the news that he was also in arrears of emotional intelligence at this time.

Joshua scratched his hair, and he suddenly felt that the notion that foreigners were open questioned: “Eh… I didn’t mean to be sarcastic about her… Merely… Don’t you think Hermione is really pretty and cute? ”

Suddenly everyone around Joshua looked at him with frightened expressions, and a cold snort was heard not far away, and before Hermione could go far, she heard those boys talking about themselves in the back, which was really abominable!

George took Joshua to his side and whispered to him: “Oh~ my dear Joshua, we don’t support you if you want to get a match… It’s just that I think you’d better forget it…”

“With our many years of experience as emotional mentors, Miss Granger’s sexuality may not be right for you.” Fred pushed the cutlery in front of him away, folded his hands and dragged his chin, pretending to be a comer.

“I’ve only met her a few times, but I’m sure I already know her character. You have to think… Later, his wife became like Professor McGonagall…”

“Nope… Don’t say anything about George! That would be a disaster! Serious, rigid! No fun to live yet! During the tryst between the two, you pulled out a large handful of roses, but she took out a thick big book! If it were me, then I would be crazy! ”

The two living brothers began to wave again, and although Joshua saw Percy, who was silent on the side, take out a small black leather book and silently record something, he did not intend to tell the two.

“Eh… That George, you let me go first, it looks like the headmaster has something to say again…”

George looked up at the podium, and now Dumbledore was standing in the middle of the podium, looking at the students underground with a smile on his face, but it seemed that the teachers behind him had somehow become in a bad mood.

“Hmm~ it’s time to sing the school song, freshmen, remember to sing with me and me in a while!” George and Fred looked at each other and gave a treacherous smile.

“Now, before everyone goes to bed, let’s sing the school song together!” Dumbledore said loudly, and with a flick of his wand, a long band of gold flew out of the wand, twisting and coiling like a snake above the high table to create lines of text.

“Everyone chooses their favorite tune.” Dumbledore said, “Ready, sing!”

So all the teachers and students sang loudly:

hogwarts, hogwarts, hogwarts, hogwarts, hogwarts,

Please teach us knowledge,

Whether we are old people

Or a child who fell and injured his knee,

Our minds can accept some interesting things

Because now we have empty minds

Filled with air, dead flies and fluff

,

Teach us something valuable

Give back to us what we have forgotten

You just have to do your best

Leave the rest to ourselves

We will study hard

until it turns into manure.

The situation was extremely tragic, and the young wizards always had a few imperfect tones, and when they heard the twins’ words, they were like treasures, and they joyfully followed the two and sang the “Funeral March”, until finally the other houses finished singing them and found that they were pitted.

All the teachers, the students outside the three houses plus some of the senior students of Gryffindor, stared straight at this side, the most angry and unable to change the tune, Old Deng was still watching from above, so the little wizards who got into the black car could only bite the bullet and slowly finished singing the school song.

Professor McGonagall lost sight of the people and threw her head behind her back, indicating that this was the worst Gryffindor freshman she had ever taken.

But the Weasley brothers were very happy, and they stood up and arched their hands in all directions, as if they had won 18 million.

“Music,” Dumbledore said, rubbing his eyes, “is more glamorous than anything we do here!” It’s bedtime. Let’s go back to the dormitory. ”

Hearing Dumbledore’s words, almost all the little wizards breathed a sigh of relief, today’s day is really exciting, it’s time to rest….