A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

The two of them walked slowly through the halls of Hogwarts.

Filch carried a lantern and illuminated every corner of the school with that ridiculous shimmer of light—he always thought that some students would hide in those strange corners.

As soon as she came out of the office, Mrs. Loris became very refreshed, walking lightly through the walls and paths, any small place you think is impossible for anyone to find can come out at any time a skinny cat.

The cooperation between the two of them is so intimate, perhaps it is such pervasive, strict to the point of being almost rigid that they have aroused the disgust of the students.

Joshua wanted to speak, but he didn’t know how to speak, and he fixed for a long time before saying, “Eh… Mr. Filch…”

It was good that he didn’t speak, and as soon as he made a sound, Filch and Lady Loris, who were in front of him, immediately shivered, and instantly turned around, and the dim yellow light shone on Joshua’s body.

“What… I thought that little guy with not long eyes came here to tease me…” Filch’s gloomy voice made Joshua a little uncomfortable.

“So… What are you talking about? If it’s okay, follow honestly! ”

It seems that there is an extra heel bug behind him that makes Mr. Filch a little unresponsive.

“Hmm… I mean… What about the punishment for me? I thought you would make me… Go wash the floor or polish the trophies in the collection room or something…”

Joshua felt that he must be crazy, and he actually took the initiative to ask the janitor for a task.

Filch didn’t immediately reply to him, but first turned around and took a few slow steps forward before saying, “You’re different from your usual students… Which of them came to me was either trembling, or dragged 2580,000 … Only you… As soon as it came, he wanted to tease my cat and asked me to find something to do? Young man, your brain circuit is very strange! ”

Joshua looked up proudly: “Helping others is the justice of my generation!” “

In fact, what he thought in his heart was…

【Crouch! I’m shameless! Such a shameful word can be said so openly! 】

“Helping others?” Filch heard Joshua’s words and laughed contemptuously, “I’ve been in this school for almost 20 years… Enthusiastic students have seen it, vitriol students have seen it, and those mischievous children have grabbed a big handful… But they never had the idea of helping me! ”

“They always make a mess!”

Filch suddenly shouted, and his voice echoed through the empty floor.

Mrs. Loris, who was walking in front, was frightened by his voice and meowed away.

“So I proposed, as Dumbledore proposed, to change the way of education back! Change to the same school rules as when I first arrived at this school… Trigger Student….. Hey, hey, hey~”

From a Muggle perspective, Mr. Filch, who had a monstrous smile, looked more like the legendary evil wizard….

“Well, Mr. Filch, I think… In fact, you and the principal are right…”

“Huh?! Do you think punishing students is the right thing to do?! ”

Filch jerked his head back, and his gray hair fell over his shoulders, which made him look more like a bad guy.

Joshua reached out and scratched his cheek, “Eh… Although I am not you, I think I can experience the despair when managing bear children, some people don’t care that the rules are for their own good, they will only be reckless and hit their heads when they encounter something… They’re sure to get you into a lot of trouble…”

It sounded good, and Filch nodded.

“Yes! That’s what I mean! Those little ones who are not in the machine will only cause trouble! God knows how hard I worked to take care of this school! That’s why I propose to resume those tortures! If they don’t let them suffer a little, they won’t know what rules are! ”

“But… But Mr. Filch…” Joshua couldn’t take him to Dumbledore, and said quickly, “torture cannot continue anyway!” ”

“Why?!”

Filch frowned.

“Eh… We have to take into account the specifics of each house…” Joshua rolled his eyes, “You can’t circle those Gryffindor lion cubs, can you?” I think that will stimulate their rebellious mentality…”

“Oh, yes! I almost forgot that you’re also a troublesome little lion! ”

“This is different! Mr. Filch! Am I not talking to you! Am I like those guys who only get into trouble?! ”

Filch hummed in response, but it was clear that there was still a bit of distrust.

“In addition to the issue of academic physiognomy… We must also take into account the problems of the parents of the students, Mr. Filch, and know that the unity of the parents of the students cannot be underestimated…”