A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

Joshua hated itching his teeth, but he couldn’t say it clearly, so he had to press the irritability in his heart and said with a pleasant face: “That… How much more do you want? ”

“Lunch for five plus corresponding drinks… Not much, one galleon six xi is enough. Converted into Muggle currency… Forget it, I’ll give you the change…”

So angry that Joshua really wanted to slap the money on his smiling old face.

After replenishing the money, Tom Sr. graciously led Joshua to the small patio behind the bar, opening the way to Diagon Alley for him.

Joshua didn’t have much of a smile on his face, to be honest… This patio gave him a little bad association.

The small toilets made of stone slabs next to the country restaurant are basically like this. Not to mention the dirty mess, there is still a faint smell of fishiness, maybe old Tom is too lazy to pour the swill in the store or something, so he pours it directly here… Gagging…….

After stepping out of the small patio, Joshua felt a little better after breathing in the fresh air.

Diagon Alley, as the most prosperous commercial street in the wizarding world of Ying Country, is undoubtedly unqualified.

It’s really… Too narrow and too short. Although the streets are lined with prestigious N-year-old shops, this does not hide the place

The fact that there is not enough space and the value of the land is increasing day by day. Basically as long as there is no one on the street, you can see Gringotts at the end of the street from the Leaky Cauldron bar on the street.

However, the constant sound of soliciting customers in the shops on both sides of the street still makes people want to shop, especially now that Joshua has a lot of money in his pocket.

[System, turn on the Sky Eye Scan mode for me, I want to set off a bloody shopping sweep in Diagon Alley! ] Leak King! I’m done! 】

【… Sorry, host, this system does not have the above features…].

Seeking help from the system was fruitless, so Joshua could only put aside his delusions and honestly move forward with the flow of people.

There were many people in Diagon Alley, but they were all adult wizards, and they all looked at him in amazement when they saw Joshua’s little boy walking around here. The older children go to school, and the younger ones have their parents to follow… This will seem very abrupt.

There are also a few wizards who are not good people at first glance, wrapping themselves up like mummies, and daring to emerge from dark corners in broad daylight, intending to hook up with Joshua with words and lead him somewhere. But Joshua ignored the guys and just walked on his own.

Unlike the strange little shops on the street, Joshua saw the whole picture of Gringotts and had a thought in his heart: [Sleeping! This bank Jinima has an upstart temperament…].

It is the tallest white building in the entire Diagon Alley, not to mention the two muscular goblin guards at the door, but why are their clothes gilded? And the gate! Bronze! Are gates made of bronze burglar-proof? Not strong, the usefulness of this thing is simply to show off wealth!

God is pitiful, Joshua has lived two lifetimes, and the most arrogant clothes he wears are only the shameless open crotch pants that exposed the little finches in his previous life, and the most arrogant door he has used is only the steel door installed in the house in this life….

Gritting his teeth and looking at the doorman was nothing, Joshua could only continue to walk forward.

However, within a few steps, there was another silver gate, this door was even more presumptuous than just now, and a few lines of large characters were engraved on it:

Please come in, stranger, but beware of what the insatiable greed can do; Blindly taking, unearned gain, will be punished most severely; Therefore, if you want to take it from our underground vault, a piece of wealth that has never belonged to you, O thief, you have been warned; Beware of not treasure, but evil rewards. (English slag feels this translation is weird…) ）

Joshua was full of resentment and calculated in his heart how much the gate could sell for, and by the way, he found a counter with fewer people to line up behind.

“Next.”

Gringotts’ employees are basically goblins, with big heads, thin bodies, long hands and feet and short bodies are their distinctive physical characteristics, and the voice of the goblin in front of Joshua sounds a bit like a male duck.

The attitude towards this kind of creature Joshua is awe-inspiring, even a little annoying, perhaps because they have broken the perfect image that the various fairy ladies and sisters in the Japanese manga have left in Joshua’s heart….

“Sir, I want to exchange a little currency, for gold galleons with Muggle currency…”

“Oh? Of course. The goblin craned his neck to see Joshua. Although it is very low, its work counter is very high, and this feeling of being looked down on from a high level makes Joshua even more unhappy.

Joshua pulled out his notes, and the denominations filled the table.

Although this money is a lot, it inevitably reminds Joshua of the feeling of little children using all their savings to buy a snack to eat.

“I want to exchange £1,000, I should be able to exchange it for 200 galleons, right?” And then can you exchange 30 of them for silver cico and copper nat? I need to shop in a moment…”

“It is one of our jobs to provide high-quality service to our customers, sir.” When the performance was in hand, the goblin was naturally very happy, gladly accepted Joshua’s banknotes, put them into the cabinet under the table without looking at them, and grabbed a large handful of gold and silver coins after a few casual pulls.

“This is the currency you exchanged, the bag is an extra gift from us, please fill out this form after taking inventory of your property.”

(Due to the urging of sand sculpture netizens… A few more chapters will be sent in a moment)