A Cat with a Red Envelope Group
Chapter 84: . Little pimple
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"Meow?" What are you crying for?
Helpless, Xu Maomao raised his paws to appease the ugly cat.
Phoebe flicked his ears and glanced at him, but then covered his cake face with his paws again. It seemed very, very sad. His thin back shrugged because of its weeping.
Through its intermittent crying, Xu Maomao realized that Phoebe used to be a competition-level Garfield cat who won the highest award. It has always been proud of its beauty, and it has been destroyed by a male **** officer The appearance, not only the damaged hair, but also the beautiful big eyes. It heard that the cats with bells were all fairy cats, so they were so excited when they saw the video on Shen Yu's mobile phone.
Shen Yu stopped crying when she brought the pilaf out. Xu Maomao was too hungry and too hungry to eat it, but Phoebe looked at the fragrant pilaf in front of him. After persuasion, he finally took a few bites.
The difference in food intake between the two cats was so big that Shen Yu frowned and told Zhang Meimei this message, but Zhang Meimei was almost crying with joy. . "
Shen Yu sighed and got up to cook for himself.
Xu Maomao was hungry in the past few days, causing him to eat very fast. After he finished his job, he discovered that Phoebe did not eat.
"Meow?" Why don't you eat something from my male god!
Phoebe grievance replied: "I am already very ugly, is it even uglier to be fat?"
Xu Maomao: "The cat world seems to be rich and beautiful, right?" This is the conclusion he got after looking through the screen from the red envelope group.
Phoebe hummed disdainfully: "That's the aesthetic of the old generation of rural idyllic cats. My shovel officer has said that she is fashionable and slim. She can be thinner or thinner. I think she is the best-looking human in the world."
Xu Maomao was even more disdainful than him: "Oh! Big talk! Can I have a male **** in my family?"
Phoebe: "My **** shovel officer is a superstar on the earth, do you say it looks good or not?"
Xu Maomao: "Who?"
Phoebe: "She's Zhang Meimei."
Xu Maomao exclaimed: "Isn't it?" Zhang Meimei is also one of his favorite female singers, singing particularly ethereal. However, Shen Yu even has friends like Qiao Lingfeng, so it is not surprising that many Zhang Meimei.
Phoebe cocked her tail triumphantly: "Convinced?"
Xu Maomao hummed, even a star is not as good as Shen Yu! His family, Shen Yu, is so beautiful!
But he was too lazy to quarrel with a cat, he just urged: "That's human aesthetic, cats should be fat and beautiful, and you're not slim anymore, it's almost skinny to be a cat! Even humans It ’s not because of such morbid beauty, now the whole world likes health and beauty, health and beauty. Understand? Eat quickly and do n’t waste the effort of my male god. ”
Phoebe shrugged down: "I don't eat, I'm fattening, and my face is bigger when I'm fat, and my eyes are not enough for a big face ... oh oh ..."
Shenteiao's fat-fitting physique! Xu Maomao madly vomited.
Obviously, Phoebe's aesthetic is seriously biased by Zhang Meimei, who has to be a star and has to be skinny, as if he is a self-disciplined and morbid cat.
However, according to Xu Maomao's observation, in addition to worrying about his body shape, it is also very negative. He lay on the ground and looked for death and life. He always felt that he was ugly and unworthy to live in this world.
And what it most cares about seems to be his own eyes.
Xu Maomao immediately thought of the Lili contact lens in the red envelope group. As soon as he shook the bell, he entered the chat interface logically. At this time, his forbidden words had been invalidated and he could talk normally.
It's a pity that he gave Alley a beautiful contact lens, and it was not so good to ask for it again, so he sent a private chat to Lili.
[Oscar]: Sister Lili, I want to customize a pair of Garfield cat lenses
[Lili]: Sorry, this month's schedule has expired, no customization is available at this time-Champs-Elysees cosmetic surgery, you deserve it
Xu Maomao: ...
Cats have been advertised more smoothly than people this year, so it turns out that the cat world is also getting a facelift?
At night, Shen Yu was probably worried about Phoebe's situation and tacitly allowed it to run to bed, but Phoebe seemed a little shy and did not sleep on his bed.
The next day, Shen Yu brought the cat back to the store, but Phoebe probably relied on Shen Yu, and he refused to let him go when he was finished. Both Zhang Meimei and the therapist thought that Phoebe was rejuvenated and asked him to wait a few more days. Shen Yu reluctantly took it home again, making it a pilaf that should belong to Oscar.
This can make Xu Maomao taste almost vinegar, especially when Phoebe gradually approached Shen Yu's bed from the bedroom door, he felt that he had fallen into the vinegar tank. But he couldn't really get angry with Phoebe. First, there was a cat in Phoebe, and secondly, Phoebe still had no appetite, so thin that Xu Mao looked a little distressed.
Everyone loses weight and starves, not to mention a Garfield who loses his pride? Xu Maomao is worried that it will fly up one day.
So kindness is like Xu Maomao, after it refused to eat for the third time, he asked seriously: "Will you not lose weight as long as you restore your eyes?"
Phoebe shrugged his head: "I can't recover. The **** officer has shown me to many doctors, and they can't do anything about it."
"I give you a solution."
Phoebe raised her ears: "What do you do?"
Xu Maomao held the bell: "I don't have it, it has."
Phoebe stood upright all at once, and his gray eyes seemed to glow in an instant.
"But from now on, you have to eat well and don't allow my male **** to worry, otherwise I won't care about you!" Xu Maomao shouted.
Although Phoebe doubted the letter, the hope of regaining beauty was overwhelming, and he really ate the small bowl. It has been a long time since she ate so many things. When Shen Yu sent Zhang Meimei half of her leftover rice bowl, Zhang Meimei was grateful in tears.
Xu Maomao entered the chat group again to chat with Lili in private.
[Oscar]: Sister Lili, my situation here is a bit complicated QAQ, please open a green channel
[Lili]: Pro, is there any difficulty? ——Champs Essence Plastic Surgery, you deserve it
[Oscar]: It was the last time I told you to customize a Garfield contact lens. It was not made for me. It was a cat brought back by my **** officer. It is so pitiful that its eyes are taken by other humans. Blind, because it does n’t eat or drink because of this, it will starve to death
[Lili]: Shocked.jpg, really, really? ——Champs Essence Plastic Surgery, you deserve it
[Oscar]: Really, I do n’t know how to show it to you, but I did n’t lie to you ... Besides, Sister Lili, can we get rid of the advertisements, so that we can account for the word count
[Lili]: Well, I believe you. I remember that Ala Lei said you are a puppet cat. The special customized Garfield contact lenses must be for the sake of cats. So, please tell me the color and diameter of its pupils. I give you priority to cut in line
Hitomi? diameter? What the hell? Where does he know.
Later Lili told him that there was a button on the bell to take pictures. Xu Maomao spent a long time, and finally took a photo of Phoebe Yan. Let's upload a photo to Lili.
One hundred likes are deducted for sending photos, which can be said to be a very luxurious chat.
[Lili]: It is really a small and poor Garfield, whose eyes are really big, it is a pity to hurt, rest assured, I must work hard to make a beautiful pair of pupils
[Oscar]: Thank you, Lili.
[Lili]: ... Forgot to say that the cost of making this permanently used and corrective vision lens is too high, I need to charge a little fee
[Oscar]: Okay
[Lili]: Then please deliver half a million favorite value first, and then pay the remaining half a million after the production is successful
Xu Maomao: ...
A total of one million favorites are really a little bit worthy of the name!
[Oscar]: T-T but I do n’t have that much
[Lili]: Honey, this is really a cost price, I do n’t make any money
Xu Maomao grinded his teeth, well, he figured out a way.
Phoebe, who was playing yarn ball with Shen Yu, didn't know when he came over. It could see the chat history above, but it was illiterate, so she didn't understand what Xu Maomao was worrying about, just to see him worrying about being caught. My head asked worriedly: "What's wrong, can't my eyes recover?"
Xu Maomao sighed: "It's difficult. Do you know the favorite value? Forget it, you definitely don't understand, you don't have a bell ..."
Do not want Phoebe but said: "I know, that is the love of humanity for us."
"You know?" Xu Maomao surprised, isn't it only the bell that can capture the favorite value?
"Well, I have a lot of favorites."
"How many?"
"This ..." Phoebe thought about it distressedly, "I can't count, but I've heard it many times."
"Where did you hear?"
"My humans took me a few times during the concert, probably since then, I gradually became able to understand a little bit of human words."
Phoebe was originally just an ordinary cat, but because of Zhang Meimei's work, he brought him into contact with a large number of people, and he invisibly gained a lot of popularity. Obtained the bell qualification, but under the popularity of these people, it already has the conditions for openness and intelligence, and can also capture the trace of the favorite value.
These are one of the ways cats learned after Xu Maomao, but he can't think of so much right now. He hurriedly entered the cat group and asked how to check the balance of the favorite fingers of cats without bells.
[Rice]: Scan with bells, just like taking pictures
Xu Maomao scanned Phoebe and was surprised to find that it actually has more than 2 million favorite values, much richer than himself!
"Great, your eyes can be restored soon." Xu Maomao, after obtaining Phoebe's consent, swept away one million of its assets, and then sent Lili.
QAQ Shen Yu, are n’t you afraid to grab me back to pick eggs?
Who would have thought his male **** could easily understand the cat's thoughts to an unbelievable extent, and only through a small tremor, he could understand his voice.
"Don't be afraid," Shen Yu sighed and stroked his head. "I was wrong. I thought sterilization was good for you, but when I think about your performance at that time, I should have taken you away. You were afraid because of this. Is it running? "
"Meow."
"I don't understand," Shen Yu shook his head and looked at him fixedly, "but I can feel it."
"Meow."
Xu Maomao was about to be shed tears by his gentle tone. At that moment he felt that even if he was picked, it seemed worthwhile.
"I won't force you anymore. Come back with me. I've looked for you for two days." Shen Yu stroked his hair frozen into ice sticks. It was very distressing. "Look at you, the hair is frozen."
Xu Maomao licked his bitten hand, and then saw Shen Yu's obvious gaunt face, and gave a guilty meow.
I also feel bad for you, male god. You look tired and need to rest ... I am wrong, I will follow you back.
One person and one cat hugged for a moment.
Shen Yu carried him into the car, drove up the heater, and opened a can. Xu Maomao was cold and hungry, and when he saw the canned food, he didn't care about the ethics and ate his beard.
Shen Yu called Qiao Lingfeng while looking at him.
"found it."
Qiao Lingfeng: "Ah, baby is all right."
"It's okay, hurry up and delete that Weibo."
"I deleted it a long time ago, and my agent is crazy. He scolded me for sending a lot of typos without his consent. Fortunately, x has my fans."
"I will thank them."
After Xu Mao filled his stomach, Shen Yu drove home.
Xu Maomao was too tired, and soon fell asleep, even Shen Yu picked him up and entered the house.
After returning home, Shen Yu tossed him over and over again and found himself blamed when he saw that his paws had been shaved and his hair was bald. The dispute in the pet world about whether to sterilize pets has never ceased. Shen Yu had always been a sterilizer, but Oscar ’s performance made him think that some pets may have a higher IQ than he imagined, or maybe they should dispose of their own bodies. s right.
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