A Certain Hogwarts Magician Professor

"Welcome to the afternoon news," a presenter with rimmed glasses appeared on the TV screen. "A month ago I was thinking of the Quidditch World Cup as if it were in the next century, but in the blink of an eye it will be here."

"A lot of things have happened during this period. First of all, the figures of dignitaries from various countries have appeared on the island one after another. Our reporters are obviously not enough."

"The Queen lives in the British palace on the island, but more politicians and celebrities choose to experience the magic hotel. Prince Charles and Camilla stay in a low-key ice town that is completely opposite to the current environment; it is worth mentioning that the former princess wears Anna lives in the botanical garden on the other side of the island, and she has spared no effort in promoting magic cultivation over the years, and has a close personal relationship with Keredi Boubaji, who was invited to the moon;"

"The piano poet François Crutoy has just finished his recital, and he revealed in an interview that he will not perform any more performances for the next month. 'A feast is just around the corner,' he said. Troy and magic have an indissoluble bond, and since his hands healed, he has made great works, and there is no doubt that magic is his muse."

"The Ancient Rune Association launched the New Year's Book, expanding the original ancient Rune laws to twenty-two;"

"There were fears of a torrential rain coming, our weather team was out three days ago and turned the storm at an angle and eventually it would pass us;"

"The Selma Lake Monster from Norway was unaccustomed to the soil, and the creature was found to be depressed by magical zoologists Luna Lovegood and Rove Scamander, due to the lack of fresh water on the island, which was rejected by the sea water purification department. The freshwater pool was given up. Two days later, the spokesperson said that the problem had been properly resolved, 'We kept it in the bathtub. The new problem is that it is now a little bit afraid of life, especially the creatures with flat mouths and black fluff.'"

"...the redheads from Brazil clashed with the Irish leprechauns, followed by the American Ilvermorny jungle leprechauns wielding small axes, the only good thing was that their bows and arrows were confiscated because they were said to be poisonous; apparently the island The acting administrators on the website are focusing on the birthday party of more than eight million tourists and their own young daughter, and there is a suggestion that the house-elves of the future world company will supervise the restless guys, which may be a good idea, but it may lead to more disastrous consequences."

"Today, when the sky was bright during the day, a small boat approached the floating island, and a burly man on the boat knocked out more than half of the Fiji mascot Dakuwaja (a kind of Fiji mascot that can change in shark and humanoid form) Shapeshifting Creatures), his roar drew the attention of the island patrol, a self-proclaimed Hogwarts professor of the Conservation of Magical Creatures and guard of the Forbidden Forest, accompanied by a graceful, extraordinary woman; they It was supposed to arrive a week ago, but got lost on the way, and it was related to the sudden rainstorm..."

After a while of chattering, the host raised his head: "Let's switch our eyes to the tourists on the island, Tusi, can you hear me?"

Cut to the exterior, a middle-aged man appears on the screen, his bald forehead gleaming in the sun like wax, giving the impression of being energetic and eloquent.

"Hello, Reed."

"The place where I am now is the Memorial Hall on the Floating Island, which records the well-documented magical history from all over the world, and is one of the most worth visiting attractions. The internal collection of books and various video materials is very rich. It takes two or three hours for a cursory browse, and there is a free restaurant built-in, but I don’t think anyone will walk in because of a free lunch; it is worth mentioning that Mr. Hepp and his colleagues and students occupy a single floor Showroom - this gentleman, can I interview you?"

Dudley stared blankly at the reporter, his commemorative cap dropped on the floor--"Pick me up from the ground! Boy," the hat shouted--he's not as fat as he was when he was a kid, and he was boxing in middle school. Although the experience did not make him a good boxer or a football player, it at least contained the insane weight gain.

"...Listen, I'm not going to spend an extra penny...what's the matter, Dudley?" Fenon and Penny came over, Fenon's mouth was oily, he was wiping his mouth with a tissue, when She froze in place when she saw reporters and cameras.

"Are you two together? A family?" The reporter looked interestedly away from the hats that were constantly shouting on the ground. "That's great, there is no doubt that you are all interested in magic—"

"What?" Fennon roared with wide-eyed eyes. "Oh, cough, cough, yes..." he mumbled, pulling Penny with one hand and Dudley with the other, but the reporter had already handed over the microphone. To Dudley, who is closest to him, "Is it convenient to answer a few questions? It won't take up too much time."

Dudley faltered and glanced around, but the reporter said, "Excellent."

"Where are you from?"

Dudley froze for a few seconds, then mumbled, "Britain."

"Britain?" The reporter's eyes lit up, "I interviewed Andy Murray last week. He became the first Briton to win 14 titles in the Open era last year, but in the first half of this year, he was in a bit of a slump and changed his coach. And invited a former St. Mungo's therapist to join his team, himself and his girlfriend on the floating island - not paying attention? Not interested in tennis? It's a shame, that report is my favorite, including His relationship with a controversial journalist."

He smacked his lips, a little disappointed by the Dursleys' response, but recovered quickly, "Okay, okay, let's move on... Since you're from England, you must go to the third floor of the memorial? That's the big story. "

"Um……"

"Who are you interested in? The two archmages, or the current principal, Ms. McGonagall, who promotes the exchange program of eleven magic schools? The mysterious and controversial Defense Against the Dark Arts professor and the divination professor, or another combination ——The amazing professor of magic spells and the protection of magical animals? The giant guard, the long-sleeved professor of potions, the returned Auror professor of herbal medicine——”

Dudley racked his brains to say something, but was completely speechless.

"Of course, I think you may be more interested in another group of people who have influenced our lives so profoundly - spreading the concept of mischief to more than seventy countries, the Weasley brothers, the most popular wizard merchants; Diggory and his wife, who have shown their talents in the medical and public welfare fields; Mr. Malfoy, the director of the first wizard and Muggle United Hospital, Kerry Watt, who is in charge of the thousands of branches of 'Future World', and Clay who is in charge of the R\u0026D team of 2,000 people. Mi Villa..."

"Harry Potter," said Dudley.

"Harry Potter!" the reporter shouted dramatically, apparently keeping the name on purpose, just for this moment. "Yes, the name has been mentioned repeatedly recently, and the public is watching him with scrutiny. He's also legendary and played a major role in the downfall of a certain Dark Lord, like Voldemort? I'm sorry, I The name of the foreigner is not very familiar... It is said that the most terrible period can't even mention his name, and it is called by the mysterious man... killed many people, including Potter's parents-"

Penny's expression was a little odd, and Finon held her hand tightly.

"But these are all in the "Harry Potter" movie, haha, I remember that some movie clips were used in the memorial hall, because some people are not willing to disclose the photos." The reporter said with some emotion: "I don't know Mr. Potter. What about his Muggle relatives? You know, his uncle and aunt are generally considered hopeless, but there are expectations for that cousin who seems to be obese..."

The "hopeless" Feinon's face turned purple, Aunt Petunia's lips were pressed tightly, and a trace of panic flashed in her eyes.

"I think—well, it's a good relationship," Dudley finally had a chance to speak, the first time he'd been eloquent in an interview. "Their kids would play together, they would sit and drink beer and watch games and watch everything - boxing, football, Quidditch...and discussing Chocolate Frog cards, Felix Hepp and Geller T Grindelwald's hardest to collect, Ron Weasley just flooded..." he gushed, and the muttering Finnon froze in place, and Penny looked as shocked as he was.

The reporter was stunned for a while, then smiled and said, "This is a good idea." He faced the camera and said jokingly, "All film creators, if you plan to create a sequel in response to fans' requests, you may as well take out paper and take notes. "As he said this, he handed the microphone to Finon again. "Sir, I see that you have been wanting to speak, and it seems that you can't wait--"

Feinon suddenly clenched his purple fist, and the reporter took a step back timidly.

"Can't wait? That's right!" he yelled, drooling. "I'm so happy! I love magic, our whole family loves magic! Satisfied..."

The camera moves from the memorial to the studio. "Thank you for the live report brought by Tusi," the host said calmly, holding up his glasses frame, "The following will broadcast a group of celebrity short films, who warmly sent their blessings to the opening ceremony of the World Cup."

In front of the TV, Ron asked Harry:

"Do you really drink beer and watch games together? And discuss chocolate frog cards?"

Harry shrugged.

"Okay," muttered Ron, "I have two Grindelwalds, but don't expect me to exchange them for him."

The two walked into the conference room, and Harry took a deep breath and looked at the hundreds of familiar faces in the conference room. He seemed to be back in school, but he was now facing a more complicated situation.

Fred and George winked at each other, took off their black-domed magic hats, and said, "Salute to the esteemed Lord of the Island." The two wore brown suits with yellow stripes and a colorful polka-dot tie. Looks quite happy.

"Oh, don't mess with it," said Percy. But the episode just now calmed Harry's tense heart quickly. His eyes moved slowly, Sirius, Ms. Burns, Lupin, Tonks, Hagrid, Professor McGonagall, Mr. and Mrs. Weasleys, Ginny, and especially Dobby... They all used gentle and trusting eyes Looking at Harry, Harry felt a warm current in his heart.

He reached out and knocked on the wall behind him, the crowd exclaimed, and a huge map integrated with the wall slowly emerged, presenting the outline of the floating island and the surrounding thousand square kilometers in front of everyone, with dense ink on the wall. Imprints come and go.

"That's how it goes..." Harry said.

"Why didn't you see Hermione?" Percy's wife Penello asked Luna quietly, and Luna said cheerfully: "The Grangers are here."

Penello was a little stunned.

"It turns out," Fred whispered, "no great wizard can escape the pressure of his father-in-law and mother-in-law. I wish I was there, doing the job of making the atmosphere liven... I personally don't think Professor Heap is good at telling jokes. ."

"Felix has a good sense of humor," Luna said fairly.