A certain scientific ancient martial arts warrior

"Wow-" Shangguan Yu yawned, with dark circles under his eyes, lying on the bed, silently thinking about life.

Why am I so tired, so sleepy! Yesterday in Lake Toya I was trapped until four in the morning, then the bell rang at half past six, and then ..... And then there is no then. Bastard Yoshida Songyang, isn't it three days and three hours, why did I stay for less than half a day, the reality is already four o'clock, explain this time difference clearly and then go.

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"I'm so sleepy," Shangguan Yu helplessly began to wash, "Wait, today is a weekend holiday, right?"

Shangguan Yu helplessly looked at his half-brushed teeth, "Forget it, let's not sleep back."

"What's next?" After Shangguan Yu finished exercising, he collapsed in the bathtub, "But the internal strength forging body that had not had much effect before, now it has a little effect, what's going on?"

Shangguan Yu clearly felt that his physical strength began to grow slowly again, "Could it be that the previous resistance to the super electromagnetic cannon was a blessing in disguise?"

"No matter... I go, what about shower gel? Shangguan Yu searched the entire bathroom and found used up shower gel bottles in the trash, "E~ okay, I'll check what else to buy later." "

Nima, I don't know about the inspection, once the inspection is shocked, won't the people of Hongmen help prepare Qi?" Giving a house is really giving a house, why do other people's young masters have a very thoughtful old butler, why don't I have ah! Shangguan Yu held a long shopping list, "I don't know if this month's living expenses are enough." "

Toot toot" Shangguan Yu Yu's phone suddenly rang, and when he looked at the number, the corner of Shangguan Yu's mouth twitched, wouldn't it!

"Hey, you're not going to finish things right now, are you?"

"Of course, I have already sent the things now, you check them in time, and there are some precautions for use that I want to tell you

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After half an hour of nagging, Shangguan Yu also understood the shortcomings of this thing, this storage device is a wooden box, it is obviously a magic side thing, because Shangguan Yu does not have a magic circuit, can not use this thing, so Shangguan Yu's mother added a switch like thing, so that ordinary people can manipulate, but there is a disadvantage that it can only be used once, that is, after the props are activated, it cannot be opened (people who have magic circuits or other means are required to open), So Shangguan Yu only had one chance. Then there are the features and how to use them.

"Toot toot" Shangguan Yu's phone rang again. "Hey! What else is there, can I say it all at once, there is an urgent matter on my side.

"Oh, what's urgent?"

"It's an urgent matter of my life."

"Did you run out of firewood, rice, oil, salt, or toiletries?"

"How do you know?"

"I don't know how bad Hongmen's logistics are, I think I was also one of the victims."

"Hello, it's a high-level, can you react."

"If the reaction is useful, you won't be so miserable today - get down to business, pay attention."

"Huh?" Shangguan Yu suddenly became serious when he heard the other side, "Do you want me to deal with the surroundings?"

"No need, that's it, your sister's birthday is coming, you should quickly think of a gift."

"Huh?" Shangguan Yu looked at the calendar, "Mom, there is still one month, is it so urgent, I don't have such a good treatment."

"Hurry, I want you to prepare the gift within a week and send it over, otherwise..."

"Good, good," Shangguan Yu responded helplessly.

After hanging up the phone, Shangguan Yu collapsed on the sofa, "What's the gift?" Can I eat it? "

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“Seventh mist？" After some searching, finally, Shangguan Yu found this shopping mall that sells clothes on the Internet, and it seems that the reputation is not bad, "I decided it was you!" I really can't find anything else.

Shangguan Yu rode his motorcycle and drove over to the "seventh mist" mall, "Well, it seems that you forgot something?" No matter.

"Wow, it's finally here, it's a bit blocked today." Shangguan Yu parked the car and walked into the store, "It's so luxurious, I seem to have forgotten to ask for money, lying in the groove, I won't ask me to pay for it myself."

"Hey! Mom, that..... You see I've been a little tight lately, and I want to buy gifts

, do you see..."

"Don't think I don't know, you secretly went out to do tasks, and you have a code name or something, and don't you make a lot of money by drawing comics and writing novels, don't you still have shares in several anime games and other companies, don't come to me cry poor."

The "toot" phone was hung up directly, and Shangguan Yu roared in his heart: Don't you have points mentally, you still know that I have so many assets, less than 200,000 (yen) in my hands every year, how much you deduct, you know.

"Alas!" Shangguan Yu covered his face and wept, "But..... When I was stupid, I started investing in other things a long time ago, but fortunately I kept a hand when I reported it, so that I won't eat soil now.

"Hmm..... Groove, are there so many types of clothes? Shangguan Yu smiled on the surface, psychological mnp, how to buy this, "Hey, that's... Cannon sister? "

It turns out that Mikoto Misaka, Hatsuharu Toshi and Saten Tears are also shopping at this mall.

"Isn't that Senior Shangguan? Hi senior! Zuo Tian Tears suddenly found Shangguan Yu, "This is a women's clothing store, what is Senior Shangguan doing here, is it possible to buy gifts for whom?" Or do you say..... Do you have a special proclivity? Saten Tears also glanced at Mikoto Misaka.

"E~ I'm not a women's clothing boss, do you have any special fetishes, just buy gifts, just when you are there, trouble to give some reference advice, the price does not need to be considered, give me all aspects of the clothes from the inside out, and then pack them all." Shangguan Yu didn't know what his sister liked, just come to a set directly, and then took out his mobile phone and opened a picture full of data, "If the size is pressed here." "

Wow, local tyrants" Zuo Tian was a little shocked, looked at the picture, and looked at Shangguan Yu with strange eyes, "Senior Shangguan, say who is this, this information is no longer complete, not only has height and weight measurements, but even the arms and legs of these data, I'm afraid you didn't steal the physical examination data of a certain girl, right?" "

Shangguan Yu looked, lying groove, mother, don't be so complete, I'm not going to customize clothes, as long as the basic data is enough."

"E~" Shangguan Yu just wanted to speak. Chuchun began to say: "Senior, this is a violation of the law, you go to the Wind Discipline Committee and turn yourself in."

"Is that so? Shang~Guan~Yu~" Mikoto Misaka also looked at Shangguan Yu with a kind face, and electricity had begun to come out of his body.

"This is my sister's information, my birthday is 'coming', I'll just buy some gifts." Shangguan Yu quickly clarified.

"Oh, is that so?" Mikoto Misaka and Hatsuharu became embarrassed all of a sudden, "I'm sorry...."

Then how can there be such detail, as an older brother, how do you know such detail, senior Shangguan, you can explain clearly. Saten Tears led the topic to a strange place again. The anger of the other two suddenly exploded again.

“....... Why is there a person in the circle, who is not afraid to turn over when he drives the car," Shangguan Yu complained in his heart.

"I said that the name Shangguan Yu is so familiar, you are the one who writes scripts, draws comics, and makes games," Zuo Tian's tearful expression began to become dangerous.

"Ah, no, no, I just cooperated with others to get it, basically I drew the basic character and wrote the script and handed it over to others, and then I was responsible for checking," Shangguan Yu said modestly.

"Souga, Zuo Tian is angry that Senior Shangguan didn't say his identity directly, after all, Zuo Tian likes these things." Chu Chun Lee played a circle.

"Enyuki............."

Saten-san... No, big sister, I was wrong, don't hesitate to mention what you want. "Shangguan Yu's face changed greatly when he heard these two words, why should I make a certain empty game, and also make an anime, and die by myself, if it is okay for people in the circle, if these people around me know, I will not die on the spot." (Author: Feng shui takes turns, did you feel the mood of Shirai Kuroko before?

"Anla, I just want you to pay for it."

"Did you say earlier, is such a simple thing called a thing, and what can be solved with money is not a thing."

"Wrap it around me, don't hesitate to mention anything." Shangguan Yu said confidently.

"So what are you talking about, games or anime?" Mikoto Misaka asked, after all, she also reads manga, "What else is the cause, you can make it clear."

"No, no, nothing." Sakuten Tears denied, "In that case, let's start shopping."

"This is good, come on, Senior Sister Misaka help try it, Senior Sister should be about the same size as you... This one is not bad either... There is also ...."

After some tossing, Shangguan Yu has already hung large bags and small bags, and Shangguan Yu has directly used Dongye Lake as a shelf, picked it up and carried it on his shoulder, "What else, it's all in unison now, right?"

"There are also pajamas and pajamas and pajamas and other intimate clothes that I haven't bought, hurry up!" Saten urged with tears.

"I'll take a break at the top of the stairs, you guys go and pick it" Shangguan Yu sat on the stairs, refusing to take a step.

"Then you wait a minute, I'll buy something too." After Mikoto Misaka finished speaking, she left with Saten Tears and them.

"Wow, I'm so tired, did I overwork in the morning, how do I feel that my physical strength is not as good as theirs." Shangguan Yu leaned against the railing.

Suddenly, with a shock in his heart, Shangguan Yu immediately became nervous, and his eyes changed all of a sudden.

A man wearing headphones and holding a frog doll passes by.

"Am I too tired, just a frog doll, how can it be fatal to me." It turned out that Shangguan Yu felt a mortal threat from that doll, and he was a little embarrassed to think about it later. Continued to sit.

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