A certain scientific ancient martial arts warrior

Shangguan Yu opened his eyes, and saw that it was pitch black, and when he took it away with his hand, it turned out to be a cat riding on his face, "It's hateful, who can't bear it!" Shangguan

Yu casually took out the radio gun and gave it to the kitten.

"Meow!" This little cat just exploded its tail, trembled all over, and then pounced on Shangguan Yu.

"I'm going, did I adapt so quickly?"

"All right! You all stop messing with me! Shangguan Xue grabbed the back of the cat's neck with his left hand, took the air object with his right hand, and pulled out the power cord, "Brother, don't bully this cat." "

Huh?" Shangguan Yu was speechless, "I just want it to adapt to different magnetic fields." "

Oh? Was it the one with brown hair the other day? Shangguan Xue said in a strange tone.

Seeing that Shangguan Xue was so interested, Shangguan Yu briefly explained the problem caused by Mikoto Misaka's ability.

"So it is!" Shangguan Xue understood, and then said a few words to the kitten.

"What do you say to a cat?" It doesn't understand again. Shangguan Yu asked.

"It's not an ordinary cat, it's already beginning to take shape, and it can become a demon." Shangguan Xue explained, then added: "However, it should be unlikely.

"Che, then what do you say hurts me for nothing."

"Anla, an, just deceived you." Shangguan Xue smiled, "But this cat is still very spiritual, you don't abuse it anymore."

"Got it, got it." Shangguan Yu said. Shangguan Yu felt that this sister suddenly became skinny, she should have overcome her heart demons and regained a new life - it seems that her influence on her is really great.

"I'm sorry, I didn't make up the apology before, but now I make it up." Shangguan Yu turned his head and touched the back of his head.

"This matter is over, don't think about it anymore." Shangguan Xue picked up the cat, "Since you are going to raise this cat, are you going to give it a name?"

"Name........ Dog? What do you think? Shangguan Yu suddenly thought of the strange name given to the cat by the sister of Misaka in the anime, and said with evil fun.

"Meow!" Before Shangguan Xue could say anything, the little cat began to refute.

"Brother, don't persecute this cat anymore, because it can carry my spiritual power, I instilled a little knowledge in it, and it can now understand people."

"What?" Shangguan Yu was a little stunned, is this cat so diao? You must know that carrying Shangguan Xue's spiritual power is no easier than the pressure carried by ordinary people using magic.

"That's right, you think about it again, after all, you picked it up, you have the final say." Shangguan Xue teased the cat and kept stroking its head, "Moreover, its personality is a little aggressive, you think about what powerful name - anyway, aren't you very good at making games and the like, it's not difficult to choose a name, right?" "

Awesome name..." Shangguan Yu fell into deep thought, "Then, I will choose a name that makes it the king of all cats!" That is..."

"Meow?"

"What is it?"

Shangguan Yu and the kitten questioned at the same time.

"That is. . . Schrodinger! Shangguan Yu said the name very domineeringly.

"Poof, brother! You give me a name for a normal point! Shangguan Xue shouted, "Give the name of that cat abuse maniac to a cat, how frustrated you are!" "

Meow?" The kitten does not know what to do, after all, it is only indoctrinated with human language knowledge, but it does not mean that it knows the meaning behind some nouns.

(Schrödinger's cat is a thought experiment proposed by the famous Austrian physicist Schrödinger, which refers to keeping a cat in small amounts of radium and cyanide.) Change. In a closed container.

There is a chance that radium will decay, and if radium decays, it will trigger the mechanism to break up the organ containing cyanide. Change.. The bottle of things, the cat will die; If radium does not decay, the cat survives.

According to the theory of quantum mechanics, since radioactive radium is in a superposition of decay and no decay, cats should be in a superposition state of dead cats and live cats. This dead and alive cat is the so-called "Schrödinger cat".

But there can be no dead and alive cat, and the result must be known only after opening the box. This experiment attempts to explain the problem of the principle of quantum superposition at the microscopic scale from the macroscopic scale, and cleverly connects the existence form of microscopic matter as particles or waves after observation with the macroscopic cat, so as to verify the existence form of quantum at the time of observation intervention. With the development of quantum physics, Schrödinger's cat also extended to physical problems and philosophical controversies such as parallel universes.

This is also the origin of Schrödinger's title of cat abuse maniac - Chia da bright water three hundred words [funny])

"Don't like it? Then keep it. Shangguan Yu said.

"Why do I think you want to keep your name?" Shangguan Xue showed a pair of dead fish eyes, "You give me normal, is it that the brain has not recovered yet, come, come, Miss Ben will personally give you a 'massage'."

"No need, no need, really no need........ Ah-oh-cool~" Shangguan Yu made a soul-destroying voice, and then hurriedly said: "No need, it's normal now, it's normal now." "

.........

"Whew~" Shangguan Yu collapsed on the bed, feeling a little empty in his heart.

After some "discussion", the name of the cat was also decided, and in the end, Shangguan Yu was superior and set the name of the cat as "Xiao Xue", which is derived from "Schrödinger".

Then, Shangguan Xue left, did not return to the research institute, but returned directly to the mainland, because through this heart demon, her cultivation began to improve again, so Lin Long let her return to the mainland to retreat and cultivate, and the affairs of the research institute were handed over to Shangguan Yu.

"Alas, I don't know when the next meeting will be." Although the cultivators of this world are not as exaggerated as in the novel, thousands of years of life, a meditation is more than ten years, but there are still hundreds of years of life, and a cultivation is also measured in months.

"Meow." Kitten... No, Xiao Xue was also a little sad, under Shangguan Xue's "persuasion (wei) blocking (xie)", Shangguan Yu and this cat finally reconciled. (Wait, it seems like it's been less than a day, and you're so familiar?)

"Xiao Xue, or I'll send you out tomorrow." Shangguan Yu looked at the power cord of the radio gun, which had been bitten off by Xiao Xue.

"Meow!" Xiao Xue let out a cry of refusal.

"Then you have to work for me, you see, you have to live with accommodation fees, eat mine and eat my meals, how can you pay back?" Shangguan Yu and Xiao Xue looked at each other, their eyes wide and small.

"Meow~" Xiao Xue suddenly fell on the bed and sold a cute.

".......," Shangguan Yu's face darkened, "You want to fool me with this?" "

And then... Well, what a fragrance....

Shangguan Yu stroked Xiao Xue's hair, the more comfortable he touched, and Xiao Xue seemed to enjoy it. (To put it bluntly, it's addictive to petting the cat)

"Here, give me a bath!" Shangguan Yu saw that his sheets were covered with dust, and thought that when he picked it up yesterday, he hadn't cleaned it up at all.

"Meow!" Xiao Xue made a resisting sound, but was directly carried into the bathroom by Shangguan Yu with the back of his neck.

"Meow!" Xiao Xue struggled, patting the water hard, splashing Guan Yu's body.

"You give me a good bath!" Shangguan Yu roared. Then took a footbasin, "The bathtub is too deep, this basin is always okay, right?" "

Meow?" Xiao Xue settled down in the footbasin and began to enjoy Shangguan Yu's services.

"I go, why do you feel more and more like a subordinate, it is an emperor?" Shangguan Yu looked at its enjoyable expression and began to gradually doubt life.

"Meow!" Xiao Xue screamed comfortably, shook off the water on his body, and then leisurely climbed up to Shangguan Yu's bedside to sleep.

"You!" Shangguan Yu was thrown a face of water, angry teeth itched, and then rolled his eyes, "Hmph."

Xiao Xue on the bed suddenly felt a trace of coldness and began to guard Shangguan Yu, but after waiting for a long time and not seeing Shangguan Yu do anything, he continued to sleep.

"Finally good." Shangguan Yu reconnected the broken power cord and plug, and picked up the radio gun. Shangguan Yu slowly approached Xiao Xue, and slowly doubled the power of the radio gun with his left hand.

"Meow!" Xiao Xue suddenly jumped up from the bed, and the hair on his whole body seemed to be electrocuted, standing straight up.

Xiao Xue, who was slightly accustomed, immediately shifted his attention to the culprit, Shangguan Yu. I saw its limbs bent back, "Meow! With a sound, he rushed to Shangguan Yu.

But it's a pity that he was directly dodged by Shangguan Yu with a wrong body, and then carried the back of his neck with his backhand, "You still dare to make trouble?" Isn't it troublesome?

"Meow!!" As if to refute, Xiao Xue kept struggling, but he couldn't get rid of Shangguan Yu's demon. Shangguan Yu pressed the button with his left hand, and the radio gun began to work again.

"Meow ——!!!" After a scream, Xiao Xue was still very stubborn.

"Oh, is it so tough? That - again?

"Meow!!"

"Still not soft? Again!

"Meow!!"

"Come again!"

.........

After experiencing the ravages of the electric waves, Xiao Xue finally settled down completely, and he only had a deep fear of Shangguan Yu.

After tossing for so long, Xiao Xue began to get a little sleepy and yawned.

"Okay, I'll go out, you stay for me at home, don't make trouble." Shangguan Yu looked at the pitiful appearance of the little thing, couldn't help but feel a little distressed, comforted it, and when it fell asleep, he took his weapon and went out.