A great man of the Northern Song Dynasty
Chapter 1088: Bao Shou seeking death
What to do in the hot summer?
Shen An misses air conditioning very much. Even if there is no air conditioning, a fan will do!
"Brother... it's hot."
Guoguo and Huahua sat together, looking at their brother eagerly.
It's not midsummer yet, the weather is so hot, and the Shen family is unprepared.
When the ice cubes were brought out from the cellar, Huahua rushed over and licked them with her tongue. Her tail was wagging wildly, obviously she was very happy.
There is an ice basin in the study room, the temperature is slowly dropping, and Guo Guo is digging out an ice cream cheese.
Shen An asked: "Is it delicious?"
"tasty."
Guoguo likes sweets very much, and Huahua squatted at her feet, wagging her tail in a flattering manner.
Guoguo thought for a while and dug some out for it.
Huahua stuck out her tongue and licked it. After licking it, she squatted down in a dignified manner and stopped praying.
Guoguo was about to continue digging with a spoon, but Shen An saw it and said hurriedly: "Change it."
"Why?" Guoguo and Huahua can be said to have grown up together. The relationship between one person and one dog is unparalleled.
"It's not clean." Shen An felt that it was necessary to tell her sister some hygiene knowledge.
"There might be something bad about the saliva in the dog's mouth. It's okay for you to be close to Huahua, but you should avoid the paws and tongue."
As for Shen An not worrying about her teeth, Huahua never scratched her with her teeth when playing with Guoguo, so she was very measured.
Last time, Guoguo wanted to check Huahua's teeth, so she opened its mouth and reached in to feel it. Huahua endured it with a tangled look on her face.
"I know." Guoguo stood up and took Huahua out, but after going out, she turned around and made a face.
"Mr. Lang, someone from the Bao family is here."
A servant came from the Bao family and said with a grimace upon meeting him, "Mr. Shen, the young man at home is extremely hot."
"Where's the ice?"
Shen An felt that Lao Bao was not a stingy person, and he should have used ice at this time.
The servant said: "Last time Alang made a bet with Sima Guang, saying that there would be no need for ice this summer!"
Tsk!
"Why did you forget this?"
Shen An's eyes became stern and he asked, "Is the family's population tight?"
The servant said: "Tight! But Alang said not to use ice. If he loses to Sima Guang for this, he will die with his eyes closed."
Why do you always end up dying?
This old man doesn't have any taboos.
Shen An struggled for a while and said, "Send the bag and ribbon over here first, and then tomorrow I will bring something cool."
The ribbon was delivered later.
"I've met brother."
Eight-year-old Bao Shou looked at the red lips, white teeth, and fat cheeks. When Shen An saw it, he reached out and pinched his cheeks. He felt very comfortable, and then asked: "How is your recent homework?"
Lao Bao was just such a biological son. He doted on him in his early years, but Shen An persuaded him for a long time before he became stricter. Since last year, Bao Shou has been exposed to poetry and articles. Although the creation is immature, but for children, the trend is good.
Bao Shou stood with his hands tied and said, "I have written a few poems recently...and I would like to ask my eldest brother to correct me."
As the boy spoke, he took out a piece of paper from his sleeve and handed it over with a very respectful look.
Shen An took it, looked at it pretendingly, and said, "It's not bad for your age, but it's not enough. You have to keep working hard."
He has been in the Song Dynasty for several years and can appreciate poetry, but when it comes to writing poetry... well... ahem, can we talk about something else?
"Yes." Bao Shou lowered his head to accept the instruction, and then said: "Please point out the mistakes and omissions, and then show them to daddy."
Your sister!
Shouldn't Lao Bao be checking this homework? Why is it my turn?
Shen An's smile gradually stiffened, "Um... let your sister show it to you. Um... are your poems and articles as good as your sister's?"
Speaking of Guoguo, Bao Shou wilted immediately.
"Bao Shou..."
Say Cao Cao, and Cao Cao will arrive.
Guo Guo rushed in. When she saw Bao Shou, she stretched out her hand, pinched the fat on Bao Shou's cheek and pulled it like her brother, and then asked, "Did Mr. Bao kick you out?"
Bao Shou rubbed his sore face and said with a sad face: "Dad made a bet with Sima Guang that ice is not allowed at home, it's very hot!"
"No ice?" Guo Guo was also confused, "It will be very hot, and I will be sweating profusely... even taking a shower will be useless."
"Yeah yeah!"
The two children gathered together and talked about the pain of not having ice, and Shen An called Wen Xiaozhong.
"Go to Izumo Temple and ask Shehui to help get some better fans."
Shen An had already invented the fan, which was pulled by manpower. Due to various imperfections, Shen An abandoned this invention, but now he had to go back to his old business.
"Tell Shehui, the main thing is to reduce resistance and make it easier to pull and exert force."
If electricity is not involved, this thing is not complicated. Whether it is a bushing or various materials, Izumokan has it.
Bao Shou stayed at Shen's house. He was full of praise for the dinner and begged, "Brother, I will come to your house to live in the future..."
Shen An said with a headache: "What about your father? Don't you care about him?"
Bao Shou put his chin on his hand and said, "Daddy's temper is bad. I think it will take twenty years to get better..."
If Mr. Bao can live another twenty years, it will be auspicious.
Shen An thought about it for a while, and Bao Shou was muttering to Guoguo next to him, "I have seen people who write poems, and they don't look like big brothers. Big brother looks at...writing poems as if they just come to him as soon as he thinks about it, but... Isn’t that Su Shi? I felt that my elder brother was not as good as Su Shi, so I showed him X’s poems and commented on them. Who knew he had thrown them to you..."
Shen An couldn't help but feel chills running down his spine when he heard this, feeling that this little kid's intuition was too scary.
"Nonsense!" Of course Guoguo had to bear the burden of clearing her brother's name. She raised her head slightly and pouted: "Brother will have a new work... Where there is a will, things can happen..."
After Bao Shou heard this, he shook his head and said, "I am still young and don't understand this..."
Guoguo got angry and said, "Then I won't give you my old things."
The boat of friendship between children always capsized. Bao Shou felt aggrieved. After dinner, he tried to please her for a while but it was useless. In the end, he climbed to the roof...
"Sister, look!"
Bao Shou stood on the roof with his arms akimbo, looking lonely and embarrassed.
Just when Guoguo was about to hear the sound, Bao Shou slipped...
BIU…
Wen Xiaozhong appeared in time and caught the bag, but the naughty kid was not afraid at all. Instead, he felt that he could have fun with this bodyguard.
As a result, there were frequent incidents of children climbing and falling in the Shen family, until Bao Zheng came to the Bao family.
"hot!"
Bao Zheng said it was hot as soon as he walked in, and Shen An quickly asked someone to get an ice towel to wipe his face.
"Comfortable!"
Bao Zheng covered his face with a towel, thinking that gods were nothing more than that.
"Bao Shou didn't cause you any trouble, did he?"
Bao Zheng said happily: "That child is a well-behaved person, steady in doing things and speaking in a steady manner... quite like the old man..."
"Sister, look..."
The falling game that has been taking place every day for the past two days has begun again.
Shen An took a step back, waiting for Bao Shou to be unlucky.
Bao Shou stood on the roof, waving to Guo Guo triumphantly.
When Guoguo saw Bao Zheng, she ran over with a smile, "Mr. Bao..."
Bao Zheng smiled and then cursed: "You little beast! Why don't you come down quickly?"
This little beast! I just said that you are stable, so you came to the house to reveal your tiles. If you were not the only one, I would kill you.
When Bao Shou saw his father coming, his feet softened and he slipped down.
Bao Zheng felt his eyes blurred and his body became weak.
Shen An quickly supported him, "It's okay, Wen Xiaozhong is here!"
Wen Xiaozhong suddenly appeared and caught Bao Shou, his skills were extremely handsome.
After Bao Shou landed safely, he saw Wen Xiaozhong drooling, "You and So go home, I will give you all good things from So, as long as you catch So every day."
It's addictive!
Wen Xiaozhong said calmly: "I caught you for the sake of my little lady. If you leave the Shen family, I won't care about you."
cool!
Children all like this kind of cold and skilled hero.
Bao Shou immediately pestered Wen Xiaozhong and asked him to leave Shen's house and go to Bao's house.
Snapped!
Bao Zheng slapped him awake, and then said: "Go home!"
"No, daddy..."
Bao Shou has been living like a god in the Shen family these past few days. He has delicious food every day, has a royal servant to smell the souchong, and can run around... It's so comfortable, isn't it?
But now that he has to return to his home without ice, Bao Shou feels that life is worse than death.
That is hell!
Bao Zheng came to see the fans. Shen An demonstrated several fans to him and finally advised him: "Don't be reluctant to spend money. We have money. Let the servants work in shifts to pull the fans. Just pay more."
"I know."
Bao Zheng, who had a kind look on his face, turned his face and immediately showed an angry look, "Little beast, why don't you follow your father home quickly!"
Bao Shou turned around three times and was taken away. Before leaving the door, he shouted: "Sister, remember to ask someone to pick someone up in a few days."
This guy is actually addicted to living in the Shen family?
Shen An waved his hand, feeling that sooner or later, this little fat man would make Bao Zheng intolerable, and then he would use force to deal with him.
Thinking of Bao Shou being beaten, Shen An felt relieved.
Bao Shou was not beaten. After returning home all the way, Bao Zheng asked someone to get a fan, and then the whole family enjoyed the cool breeze, not to mention the sour feeling.
"Give them more money and let them take turns pulling fans in the summer."
Anyone who has been exposed to heat will not save money in this regard. The old man continued to explain, and the servants in the family scrambled for it.
But Bao Shou found it very boring. He recently liked to climb high and look far away.
So while Bao Zheng was enjoying the fan, Bao Shou climbed up to his roof, then inserted it into his waist, imagining that he was an invincible general, raised his arms and shouted: "For the Song Dynasty..."
Bao Zheng in the next room heard that something was wrong with the source of the sound, so he came out to check.
"Little beast..."
Bao Shou stood on the roof. When he saw his father coming out, he shouted: "Dad, don't panic, the baby will climb down soon."
As soon as he finished speaking, his feet slipped, biu...
Boom!
The Bao ribbon slipped right under Bao Zheng's eyes and landed in a pot of flowers.
"My son..."
Bao Zheng's majesty was gone, his heartbeat was thundering, and he rushed over.
Bao Shou lay in the flower pot and said with a sad face: "Butt, butt..."
Bao Zheng took him out, touched him here, rubbed him there, and repeatedly asked where it hurt.
"Daddy, my butt hurts!"
Lao Bao couldn't help but peel off his pants, and he couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief when he saw a few thorns sticking out of his butt.
It’s good that you didn’t break any bones!
Lao Bao stood up and ordered: "From tomorrow onwards, Dalang's homework will be doubled."
"Daddy..."
You shouldn’t study in Japan during the hot summer! He even has to do extra homework. Doesn't this allow people to live?
Bao Zheng said angrily: "If it weren't for your young age, my father would have done something about the family a long time ago."
Bao Shou was taken back dejectedly, and the two of them enjoyed the cool breeze that night. UU Reading www.uukanshu.net
In the early morning of the next day, Bao Zheng went to court.
"I've seen Bao Xiang!"
Everyone saluted, Bao Zheng cupped his hands and nodded slightly.
When he saw Sima Guang, Bao Zheng was happy. He went up to him and asked, "There is no ice here...Why are there so many pimples on Jun Shi's face?"
"Mosquito bites!"
Sima Guang would definitely not say it was caused by heat.
Bao Zheng touched his face and said, "Why does my face feel so comfortable recently? The cool breeze is blowing, so refreshing!"
Sima Guang looked carefully and saw that Bao Zheng was refreshed and did not look like he had been heated all night, so he pointed at him and said, "Did you use ice, Xiang Bao?"
There was no stakes in that bet. At their level, there was no need to hold back. All they wanted was to win.
Bao Zheng said: "I act openly and aboveboard."
Sima Guang was covered in sweat and felt unhappy, but he couldn't speak.
So this is the disadvantage of a gentleman.
If you want to have the character of a gentleman, then you have to be restricted in many things, such as now.
But someone on the side said: "Is it a bet that there is no need for ice? Who knows whether Bao Xiang or Sima Jianyuan uses ice at home?"
"Someone knows!"
Zhang has been here for eight years.
This thing seems to be a joke, but once it involves the leading figures between the reformists and the opposition, the nature is different.
Entering the palace later, Zhang Bianba reported the matter seriously.
"Sima Jianyuan didn't use ice, and Prime Minister Bao didn't use ice either, but..."
Sima Guang's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly straightened his face, waiting for news about Zhang Ba8en.
…
The alliance leader was squatting in a pit when he saw the previous chapter, and the result was hilarious... almost...
In any case, being a leader brings a lot of joy to this night. I hope that the extra update will make everyone happy and the new leader happy.
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